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CoolCab posted:there's one british pensioner who won't need to worry about staying warm this winter crowding 'round the funeral pyre for warmth
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Sep 8, 2022 14:14
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this is how I found out lol https://twitter.com/bbcbweaking/status/1567839505259831300  Da Queen
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Sep 8, 2022 14:15
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Rookoo posted:Does anyone have those cartoons that were published when prince phil had his car crash a little while back? I Think one of the regular posters has one of them as an avatar the avatar is animated so it rotates as you would like. 
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Sep 8, 2022 14:16
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CoolCab posted:https://twitter.com/itvcalendar/status/1567102473826885637?s=20&t=VImpwGcBUhVoH8N9SfIVJQ Lmao she is 100% going to be blamed for the queens death as some kind of rising power influencing the health of the monarchy "Coincidence? Or Conspiracy?!" 
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Sep 8, 2022 14:17
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Corbyn suspiciously quiet today
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Sep 8, 2022 14:17
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This is what happens when Boris leaves, we must bring Boris back
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Sep 8, 2022 14:21
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Cheers!
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Sep 8, 2022 14:22
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you say that, boris was never going to put a penny into the energy crisis and (not at all suspiciously) the queen died literally the day after he left the job. thus far i am backing truss 100%
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Sep 8, 2022 14:22
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the sex ghost posted:Corbyn suspiciously quiet today he must resign
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Sep 8, 2022 14:22
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thecluckmeme posted:Lmao she is 100% going to be blamed for the queens death as some kind of rising power influencing the health of the monarchy drat, she's been playing the long game all along
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Sep 8, 2022 14:24
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CoolCab posted:https://twitter.com/itvcalendar/status/1567102473826885637?s=20&t=VImpwGcBUhVoH8N9SfIVJQ Nigel was right. She is a communist sleeper!
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Sep 8, 2022 14:25
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ok, so hear me out, has anyone seen corbyn and truss in the same room
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Sep 8, 2022 14:25
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CoolCab posted:https://twitter.com/roun_sa_ville/status/1567853458581032960?s=20&t=VImpwGcBUhVoH8N9SfIVJQ uber_stoat posted:she's quadrospazzed on a life glug.
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Sep 8, 2022 14:26
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can any brits itt confirm the whole island will be in a “bloody shambles mate” when she finally croaks?
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Sep 8, 2022 14:29
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:can any brits itt confirm the whole island will be in a “bloody shambles mate” when she finally croaks?
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Sep 8, 2022 14:30
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i literally structured my major life choices in part hoping to not be here now lol
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Sep 8, 2022 14:30
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I'm bored now can they just give her the speedball already
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Sep 8, 2022 14:31
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:can any brits itt confirm the whole island will be in a “bloody shambles mate” when she finally croaks? Can confirm that I will be absolutely gutted
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Sep 8, 2022 14:32
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they should pull a dragonshow plotline and switch back to only male royal inheritance
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Sep 8, 2022 14:33
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Looking forward seeing all the disgusting hair golems made by insane gammons as a tribute to your dead queen despot.
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Sep 8, 2022 14:34
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Lol
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Sep 8, 2022 14:34
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Mr Hootington posted:Nigel was right. She is a communist sleeper! Major media reporting on that unironically: Necrothatcher posted:https://twitter.com/hepcatsector/status/1567854950411284490?t=YSmuFUCWofhpkUUXJDEszQ&s=19
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Sep 8, 2022 14:34
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preemptive thanks to european god for quickly shifting his mantle of divine power and authority from queen lizzie to king whoever it is george's dad so that albion does not fall into chaos
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Sep 8, 2022 14:34
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https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1567867203667611648
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Sep 8, 2022 14:34
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On Google Maps, if you zoom in on Balmoral Castle, the yellow cartoon street view guy transforms into a little Queen cartoon character.
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Sep 8, 2022 14:34
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al jazeera going through a timeline of the queen'slife even though it isn't announced
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Sep 8, 2022 14:35
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now the bat-eared imbecile son can finally become king of a dying swamp
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Sep 8, 2022 14:35
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She's fine.
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Private Speech posted:Major media reporting on that unironically: Lmao what a stupid island Or Our new queen truss!
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Sep 8, 2022 14:37
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Private Speech posted:Major media reporting on that unironically: lol, thanks for confirming some suspicions i had about necrothatcher following some very cool ukraine takes, but you're smarter than this. click on the other tweets of that person.
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Sep 8, 2022 14:37
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this is some serious commitment on the part of the truss family, and truss herself in particular. pretending to be a dimwitted tory and lose all contact with your parents, just for your one shot at the queen. good thing liz didn't miss.
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Sep 8, 2022 14:38
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Oh my god I forgot about her Pharoah's Wishes to be buried with the corgis
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Sep 8, 2022 14:39
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I'm a snotty monarch truther
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Sep 8, 2022 14:39
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CoolCab posted:lol, thanks for confirming some suspicions i had about necrothatcher following some very cool ukraine takes, but you're smarter than this. click on the other tweets of that person. yeah it's a parody  but fairly believable I think everyone in the country is a bit jittery right now Private Speech has issued a correction as of 14:42 on Sep 8, 2022 |
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Sep 8, 2022 14:39
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Sep 8, 2022 14:41
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Queen Elizabeth isn't dead. She just got too cold last night so they had to move her onto a nice, flat rock under a basking lamp.
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Sep 8, 2022 14:41
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/picardie_aurora/status/1503367696452304898?s=46&t=LHE-FLJZuWwoHpXQiHJStw lmao
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so wait hold on okay. there was a conspiracy theory that she'd died at some point during the johnson administration and they were covering it up, which was very silly. except now, literally the day after johnson leaves and exactly timed to completely deflate the hugely popular stimulus truss has announced, the queen dies. boy that's a fun coinkydink huh?
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