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almost a fun one
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 14:51 |
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The most intensely fine line walking happening on the BBC that I've ever seen. There's going to be months of this
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 14:52 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That feels like given the chaos dimension we live in that means it's almost certain to happen. It's definitely possible, if she dies overnight they will want to wait until the morning news to announce it, sometime between 6 and 8am. But they'll have someone watching every single news service worldwide with their finger on the button to go if it leaks.
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 14:53 |
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The funny timeline would be if she stayed in this precarious state of limbo for years
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 14:53 |
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The fact that she held on just long enough that Boris got fired first is just perfect though.
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 14:55 |
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Husband is fuming, his grandma has just been put on end of life care and now it's been totally overshadowed
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 14:56 |
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Prince Regent Charles would be pretty funny when he's so desperate for the big job
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 14:57 |
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Think the ultimate chaos option is the 70+ year-old and not-exactly-healthy heir follows her not that long afterwards. E: looks like we’re getting the most batshit variation of the procedure too: https://twitter.com/psythor/status/1567844700068904960?s=46&t=JjGjD3bBGmBReBMpdJKXRw Answers Me fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Sep 8, 2022 |
# ? Sep 8, 2022 14:58 |
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Are The Smiths OK again now?
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 14:58 |
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The people gathering outside Buck Palace know she's not in there, right?
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 14:59 |
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Yeah but if you're at that level of flag-shagging you're not gonna go to Balmoral are you. Bucks at least gets you on telly.
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:01 |
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Dead Goon posted:The people gathering outside Buck Palace know she's not in there, right? can't blame people for wanting to get a souvenir
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:01 |
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Dead Goon posted:The people gathering outside Buck Palace know she's not in there, right?
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:01 |
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yung lambic posted:Are The Smiths OK again now? The Smiths have always been OK, even if Morrissey has not been OK for a long time, in fact has been having a Normal One for a solid 30+ years now
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:02 |
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"The Queens Life may be moving into it's Final Chapter, the facts Speak For Themselves" Just say the line, Bart
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:05 |
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This is apparently reserved for important matters of state 👀
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:06 |
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Still not banned on Dall-E
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:06 |
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The facts have been paid £18m not to speak.
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:06 |
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Answers Me posted:Think the ultimate chaos option is the 70+ year-old and not-exactly-healthy heir follows her not that long afterwards. its a shame the bin strike is over
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:09 |
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yung lambic posted:Are The Smiths OK again now? The Smiths have always been ok, one of the ironic things about the singers tragic suicide in 1987 is that they never managed to taint their legacy with problematic takes.
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https://twitter.com/vampiretraums/status/1567843364355055617
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:12 |
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not gonna seem real till limmy does a tweet imo probably arrested the poor bastard to stop him posting
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:13 |
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darkwasthenight posted:Yeah but if you're at that level of flag-shagging you're not gonna go to Balmoral are you. Actually you are. Operation Unicorn involves a whole bunch of staff diverting people away from Balmoral.
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:13 |
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The Queen said she stopped breeding Corgis because her wish was that none of them outlive her. Does that count as a royal decree to execute those dogs in the event of her death under English common law?
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:14 |
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What if a journalist is looking at London Bridge and it falls down? How would they report that without everyone thinking the Queen is dead?
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:14 |
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Brendan Rodgers posted:What if a journalist is looking at London Bridge and it falls down? How would they report that without everyone thinking the Queen is dead? Easy: they call that Operation The Queen Is Dead
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:15 |
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Brendan Rodgers posted:What if a journalist is looking at London Bridge and it falls down? How would they report that without everyone thinking the Queen is dead? The first 10 paragraphs will be them recounting when they crossed over it.
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:17 |
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Just relieved this isn't happening during No Nut November
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:17 |
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https://twitter.com/tagliatelier/status/1567872248802861057
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:18 |
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Had to do some work, is she dead yet?
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:20 |
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Anyone know how long the Queen would be at Balmoral in the case where she lies in state there for a while?
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:21 |
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josh04 posted:Anyone know how long the Queen would be at Balmoral in the case where she lies in state there for a while? Think it's dependent on how long the pupation phase lasts
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:22 |
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Rarity posted:Had to do some work, is she dead yet? Not officially
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:22 |
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josh04 posted:Anyone know how long the Queen would be at Balmoral in the case where she lies in state there for a while? I think she gets moved to Holyroodhouse fairly sharpish?
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:23 |
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Rarity posted:Had to do some work, is she dead yet? Always has been
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:23 |
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Guavanaut posted:What if she dies in Wales? Or one of those places in England where she's technically like the Bishop of Doncaster or something rather than the Queen? If she dies in Wales it's Operation Laverbread.
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:23 |
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DesperateDan posted:not gonna seem real till limmy does a tweet imo he stopped doing it after someone he really liked died and he was too upset to do it
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:24 |
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https://twitter.com/Carlists4Pete/status/1567876594055749632
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:The Queen said she stopped breeding Corgis because her wish was that none of them outlive her. Will no one rid me of these turbulent dogs
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 15:26 |
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https://twitter.com/n4ssie/status/1567843613488422917
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