Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
gently caress the...
This poll is closed.
Cowboys 82 42.05%
Commanders (really, that's the name?) 38 19.49%
Giants 29 14.87%
Eagles 46 23.59%
Total: 116 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Post
  • Reply
Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Gonna be funny when Hurts continues to look replacement level and the eagles are just ok.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Excuse me that would in fact not be funny, just imho :smith:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mr. Nice! posted:

Gonna be funny when Hurts continues to look replacement level and the eagles are just ok.

9-8 still gonna wain this stupid division.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Quiet Feet posted:

9-8 still gonna wain this stupid division.

You’re aiming far too high friend. 7-10 division winner is the real goal.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Are. You ready.


For
SuM
FOOTBALL?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I am excited for football

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



So it begins...

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Bananana posted:

Are. You ready.


For
SuM
FOOTBALL?

Cogito

Ergo

Sum Football!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I started gambling . I have $17k on the first week of games . I am going to cash ouy some funds for week 2.

Putting 10k on eagles

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Imagine ever gambling real money on an NFC East team, lol

iamsosmrt
Jun 14, 2008

If the Eagles make Euphronius a rich man, he wins the thread

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Cartoon Man posted:

Imagine ever gambling real money on an NFC East team, lol

Get his rear end, Cartoon Man

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Like I picked the Commanders to win this week but there is no way in almighty hell I’d ever bet money on it.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
i mean yes, you are right, but also

iamsosmrt posted:

If the Eagles make Euphronius a rich man, he wins the thread

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



The corollary of which being: the rest of us all lose.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
we're fans of nfc east teams posting in the nfc east thread

we've already lost

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

I started gambling . I have $17k on the first week of games . I am going to cash ouy some funds for week 2.

Putting 10k on eagles

OH NO

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I do think 9 wins is about right for the Eagles; I'd bet the under on win total (currently 9.5) and I'd probably bet the under on Dallas' 10.5 but I also know that gambling on professional sports is a fool's errand, and highly advise everyone NOT to do it

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

washington “football team” commanders

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

euphronius posted:

I started gambling . I have $17k on the first week of games . I am going to cash ouy some funds for week 2.

Putting 10k on eagles

What are all of your bets and lines if you don't mind sharing?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Toaster Beef posted:

we're fans of nfc east teams posting in the nfc east thread

we've already lost

I think you mean, we’ve already won.

Still the only division where every team has a Super Bowl win, even if that includes the Cowboys (gently caress ‘em) and Washington (gently caress Dan Snyder, even if he wasn’t around for those rings).

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


fartknocker posted:

I think you mean, we’ve already won.

Still the only division where every team has a Super Bowl win, even if that includes the Cowboys (gently caress ‘em) and Washington (gently caress Dan Snyder, even if he wasn’t around for those rings).

Do those rings even count if it was under our old racist name?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Cartoon Man posted:

Do those rings even count if it was under our old racist name?

Sure, just like ThiesmannLegBend.gif will always count.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Dan Campbell will personally plug up the Eagles' running attack

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

What are all of your bets and lines if you don't mind sharing?

I’m not betting

It was just my inchoate reaction to the thousands of sports gambling ads To which I am daily subjected

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Philadelphia
where the idiots
eat horse poo poo

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Lol

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
New York
Where the Hey!,
I'm Walkin Heah!

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
All things being equal and even if Hurts has reached his ceiling, I can't seen anything besides improvement for the team since Philly did a good job shoring up everything else and seem to have a soft schedule.

Except 30+ years into rooting for this heartbreak team, every time I'm optimistic they poo poo the bed so probably 8-9 and getting swept by Dallas is what I'm gonna be looking at here when the dust settles.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

BiggerBoat posted:

All things being equal and even if Hurts has reached his ceiling, I can't seen anything besides improvement for the team since Philly did a good job shoring up everything else and seem to have a soft schedule.

Except 30+ years into rooting for this heartbreak team, every time I'm optimistic they poo poo the bed so probably 8-9 and getting swept by Dallas is what I'm gonna be looking at here when the dust settles.

no it will be worse






swept by Washington :kheldragar:

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

predicto posted:

no it will be worse






swept by Washington :kheldragar:

15-2 but both losses to the Commandos and Wentz carves them up both games

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Euphronius will never be a winner, because he is a lawyer and apparently law isn't even real

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Law is literally just all made up, OP

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



beep by grandpa posted:

Law is literally just all made up, OP

Uh, if this were true, how can Sovereign Citizens wield law like it's magic spells? Hmmm?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Law Is an emergent structure of human activity . Wherever we are there is law. It’s just what we do

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Law allows for Dan Snyder to still own a football team and not be rotting away in a cell.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Asproigerosis posted:

Euphronius will never be a winner, because he is a lawyer and apparently law isn't even real

As an attorney myself I resent

any effort to associate me with Euphronius

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I just got started a JD program they let any old idiot into these things

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply