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Guavanaut posted:Maybe they mean as in well off. And resting like a medium-rare steak does
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I got "resting and is comfortable" and just ended up thinking of the dead parrot sketch.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:They keep saying "the Queen is comfortable," and I keep thinking "Well, the dead generally are." Off her tits on morphine.
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OwlFancier posted:I got "resting and is comfortable" and just ended up thinking of the dead parrot sketch. I have to admit my first thought about tweeting today was about her pining for the fjords but then thought better of shoving my dick in that wasp nest.
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Speaking of which....quote:. “The King’s life is moving peacefully towards its close,” was the final notice issued by George V’s doctor, Lord Dawson, at 9.30pm on the night of 20 January 1936. Not long afterwards, Dawson injected the king with 750mg of morphine and a gram of cocaine – enough to kill him twice over – in order to ease the monarch’s suffering, and to have him expire in time for the printing presses of the Times, which rolled at midnight. (Guardian article on the plans for the Queen's death, if you're playing the home game.) https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge
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Sep 8, 2022 16:19
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BBC just showed a big horse trailer going through the Balmoral gates.
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In these sad times I like to think of the “too bad, too bad” Scottish lady
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Speaking of which....
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Speaking of which.... God, I hope they let me have a royal speedball when it's my time...
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Sep 8, 2022 16:22
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happyhippy posted:Off her tits on morphine. Got it once in hospital, it was the best thing ever... or maybe it was just the absence of pain but oh boy. 
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Sep 8, 2022 16:23
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Same, just sat in the wheelchair grinning at everything. Can see why people like the stuff.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Speaking of which.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozuFCYJQ4os
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Sep 8, 2022 16:25
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Lmao Harry wasn't allowed on the plane that brought William up
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Sep 8, 2022 16:26
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Here in the US, I have Radio 1 on in the background, waiting for Haunted Dancehall to start playing.
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EvilHawk posted:Lmao Harry wasn't allowed on the place that brought William up Didn't Harry fly in from Germany?
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Sep 8, 2022 16:30
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https://twitter.com/PetronellaWyatt/status/1567865931828793345 Hands up if you remember why this trashbag is infamous
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xtothez posted:Didn't Harry fly in from Germany? He was at a charity do in London. The Germany stuff is later in the week while he was over here.
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EvilHawk posted:Lmao Harry wasn't allowed on the place that brought William up He's in Germany, so he's flying in from elsewhere. This is interesting: https://fr24.com/LNX01GC/2d628f1c Pope accepts Queen's confession and conversion to Catholicism on her deathbed lol
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EvilHawk posted:Lmao Harry wasn't allowed on the plane that brought William up Thought they had rules preventing royals flying together in case of accidents. 
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/PetronellaWyatt/status/1567865931828793345 Give us a hint.
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Just Another Lurker posted:Thought they had rules preventing royals flying together in case of accidents. There was a plane of about 7 of them showing up (and Harry's no longer in the line of succession) I dunno that's what the Beeb just said
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OwlFancier posted:Give us a hint. quote:Between 2000 and 2004, Wyatt had an affair with the then editor of The Spectator and Conservative MP Boris Johnson.[10] Johnson had promised to leave his wife, and the affair had resulted in a terminated pregnancy and a miscarriage.[11] When her mother found out about the affair, she discussed it with the press.[5][10] Johnson was fired from his shadow cabinet post by party leader Michael Howard for lying about the affair, as he had initially categorically denied it.[10][12]
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/PetronellaWyatt/status/1567865931828793345 Is it because she had flying insect repellent candles named after her
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/PetronellaWyatt/status/1567865931828793345 OwlFancier posted:Give us a hint. She's seen Boris' willy.
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Sep 8, 2022 16:34
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EvilHawk posted:There was a plane of about 7 of them showing up (and Harry's no longer in the line of succession) I'm not concerned, just bored.
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Sep 8, 2022 16:34
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This seems apropos as we here in Scandiwegia wait with bated breath. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XmNNb63TVo
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a pipe smoking dog posted:In my office queen dying chat just immediately segued into prince Andrew is a nonce and other famous nonces chat. An I just blessed to have a non mental workplace? Are you hiring?
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:BBC just showed a big horse trailer going through the Balmoral gates. She's 100% dead already
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https://twitter.com/shornKOOMINS/status/1567896625401454592?t=ENw0cWZPAZeKxR2a0ORgIw&s=19 For when it inevitably returns to normal: 
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keep punching joe posted:they mean to sit on You're not very comfy, No I'm bloody not!!
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Reveilled posted:We're probably getting nothing for the funeral, that's 10 days after death and so will be a week on Saturday or a week on Sunday if she goes today or tomorrow. It's not an official bank holiday so it doesn't move to the following monday. Alright if you work weekends I guess, but if you're monday-friday, keep your fingers crossed that she lingers. 10 days after today would be the 18th, which is a Sunday. While 10 days after tomorrow would be the 19th or Monday. I need to be clear on this,as I'm flying to Glasgow on the 17th and I don't want my plans spoiled by the Tan in Chief.
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Diet Crack posted:Are you hiring? Yes actually, was just interviewing people this morning before THE EVENT happened.
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If the queen dies, who gives royal assent? Charles, even if he's not yet been officially crowned?
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Cimber posted:If the queen dies, who gives royal assent? Charles, even if he's not yet been officially crowned? Charles becomes king the moment the Queen is declared dead, despite not being crowned
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Come on, this is so unfair, they’ve got all our hopes up, how long can they keep us hanging on like this
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EvilHawk posted:Charles becomes king the moment the Queen is declared dead, despite not being crowned Monarchy moves at superluminal speeds, as per PTerry
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EvilHawk posted:Charles becomes king the moment the Queen is declared dead, despite not being crowned Terry Pratchett posted:The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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