Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Captain Hygiene posted:


This! Is! Spartan! *kicks dish into trash*
Come and take it, please.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yecchedaemon

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Germany has gone too far, again.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

It's like the second most offensive thing they've ever done!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Someday the world will finally catch up to the mad doctor, and sentence him for his crimes against food!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



I don't think that my forefathers were wrong with the prohibition on eating blood and pork in this instance.
:chloe:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

LifeSunDeath posted:

Germany has gone too far, again.




And we'll do it again

(That's not even proper Döner meat, lmao)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Definitely ready to vom some drehspieß mit salat und sauce after that

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

lmao gegrilltem

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Captain Hygiene posted:


This! Is! Spartan! *kicks dish into trash*

I love Ricer X in the middle, though.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You press the middle and it opens up the menu so you can pick another dish.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

After The War posted:

I love Ricer X in the middle, though.

Ricer X keeps his grains in a little glass jar.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Antigravitas posted:




And we'll do it again

(That's not even proper Döner meat, lmao)

I would munch this if it was in my house late nite. LMAO

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

By popular demand posted:

Is that a pie crust stuffed with pizzas? This is mad science territory.

A stack of pizzas, presumably originally frozen, and then a collective slice cut.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
they don't call him the Mad Doktor for nothing.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

Antigravitas posted:




And we'll do it again

(That's not even proper Döner meat, lmao)

more like orienasty

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
Hon you havent touched your baguette full of intestinal parasites yet are you feeling ok?

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Eh. It's more baguette döner commerce than baguette döner art.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

uber_stoat posted:

Ricer X keeps his grains in a little glass jar.

This reference made my day.

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO

The basics of any one these American/Burger sauces is

Mayonnaise
Paprika
Gherkin relish.

If you want to make it at home. You can add a tiny bit of American mustard even, it all generally ends up in the same ball park.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

and if you like Cane's sauce but they never give you quite enough:

1 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup Heinz ketchup
1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon black pepper (fresh ground pepper corn is best)

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Antigravitas posted:




And we'll do it again

(That's not even proper Döner meat, lmao)

that bread looks exactly like the frozen food brand Michelina's long-gone take on the hot pocket genre. They had a chicken caesar one and it was the greatest frozen food of all time.

Gone, lost to time, without even a photo on the internet to prove they existed. :rip:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

AARD VARKMAN posted:

that bread looks exactly like the frozen food brand Michelina's long-gone take on the hot pocket genre. They had a chicken caesar one and it was the greatest frozen food of all time.

Gone, lost to time, without even a photo on the internet to prove they existed. :rip:

I ran "Michelina's chicken Caesar hot pocket" through Sable Diffusion and got this:



I would eat all of these

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
They all need some seasoning and a brush of oil on the bread is all.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1567840888738676736

Sodium Chloride has a new favorite as of 20:47 on Sep 8, 2022

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Iron Crowned posted:

I ran "Michelina's chicken Caesar hot pocket" through Sable Diffusion and got this:



I would eat all of these
I'm amused by the tastiest looking food in this thread not even being real (also would x4).

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Probably because the input dataset doesn't have normal food in it. Good food in -> good food out.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That's a brain under there, isn't it :crossarms:

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Lol this owns tho

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
Im sure youre about to see a lot of celebration feasts for the dead british landlord

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Captain Hygiene posted:


That's a brain under there, isn't it :crossarms:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This would be maybe the most limited-situation smiley on the site, but I still want it to exist

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


For some reason the key lime margaritaville tropical nightmare that is the remember tini has me laughing my rear end off

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Captain Hygiene posted:

This would be maybe the most limited-situation smiley on the site, but I still want it to exist

You know the one time you have to search for "small pastry that is actually a shrimp observing a brain in a vat" is worth the entire Getty Images subscription price

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
The 9/11 cocktail reminds me of something.

LI born and raised and 9/11 is a bit of a bummer, because it was like, everyone just lost their poo poo at once, the city is so close, a lot of people knew someone who died, etc. Never forget, ever or so help you. Nonstop reminders of sudden violent death.

So last year was the 20th anniversary and I met up with some friends, and decided to have a few drinks. A few turned into a lot of strong tiki themed cocktails, we all got shithoused and had a gently therapeutic “poo poo just kept getting worse?” kvetch. Waiting for the train home and I puked on a friend.

One key detail, it was a goon meet

E: never forget

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

teen witch posted:

The 9/11 cocktail reminds me of something.

LI born and raised and 9/11 is a bit of a bummer, because it was like, everyone just lost their poo poo at once, the city is so close, a lot of people knew someone who died, etc. Never forget, ever or so help you. Nonstop reminders of sudden violent death.

So last year was the 20th anniversary and I met up with some friends, and decided to have a few drinks. A few turned into a lot of strong tiki themed cocktails, we all got shithoused and had a gently therapeutic “poo poo just kept getting worse?” kvetch. Waiting for the train home and I puked on a friend.

One key detail, it was a goon meet

E: never forget

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I kind of wish I was allowed to build a beer display for 9/11.

I would build a spectacular display that would probably fall over and kill people. It would be so respectful.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

I had the good graces to puke in a train station at midnight thank you

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
All that violent death could have been avoided if america had just chilled out about the middle east ever. Alas

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Antigravitas posted:

Probably because the input dataset doesn't have normal food in it. Good food in -> good food out.
Now this kind of makes me want to see the results of an AI trained on this thread. Endless variations on aspic and horrible casseroles.

hallo spacedog posted:

For some reason the key lime margaritaville tropical nightmare that is the remember tini has me laughing my rear end off
I'm the Flight 93 Redirect Crab Dip

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply