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Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!

What about Rowsdower?

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Baconroll
Feb 6, 2009

Marshal Prolapse posted:

Sheamus get the fertilizer.

Seriously though England would probably or well some of the unionist parties would probably dump radioactive waste all over the place to prevent it from ever being unified.

Demographics will likely make it happen in time. I really doubt 95% of the UK population gives a poo poo either way.

Though fairs-fair - Lets get all you occupiers out of America while we're at it.

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Kazinsal posted:

(put Terry on a coin you cowards)

You're 17 years behind the times, they issued his loonie in 2005. Did you somehow never end up with one?

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

kupachek posted:

You're 17 years behind the times, they issued his loonie in 2005. Did you somehow never end up with one?

Apparently not. Should still have him permanently on one, though.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Kazinsal posted:

I bet there's an enormous argument right now at the Royal Canadian Mint as to whether to put Charles on the coins or actual Canadians for once.





(put Rob Ford on a coin you cowards)

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
DOJ's officially appealing the chudge's ruling on the Special Master:

- Executive Privilege review is bullshit (the appeal)
- Can't sever the National Security Risk Assessment like the chudge wants because the FBI is tied with DOJ's counterintel division and here's an FBI affidavit about it (requested stay on the 100 classified documents)
- Need to know what was in those empty folders so FBI needs to investigate (stay request)
- Go ahead and Special Master the unclassified poo poo, we really don't care

https://twitter.com/charlie_savage/status/1567965654090760201

Makes a lot of sense, so they'll probably lose

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Holy poo poo, the Queen is dead.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61585886

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Leave posted:

Holy poo poo, the Queen is dead.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61585886

I know, it’s over. Meet me at the cemetry gates.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPIdRJlzERo

Ding Dong

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Stultus Maximus posted:

I know, it’s over. Meet me at the cemetry gates.

Pantera reference?

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
I know it’s over and cemetery gates are two tracks from The Smiths album ‘The Queen is Dead’

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

monkeytennis posted:

I know it’s over and cemetery gates are two tracks from The Smiths album ‘The Queen is Dead’

Ah gotcha.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://twitter.com/DonLew87/status/1567952105788555265

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I came.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Stultus Maximus posted:

I know, it’s over. Meet me at the cemetry gates.

I think I'm in the wrong spot, but it's definitely a...Oh, that says sematary.

...I might be a little late.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

facialimpediment posted:

DOJ's officially appealing the chudge's ruling on the Special Master:

- Executive Privilege review is bullshit (the appeal)
- Can't sever the National Security Risk Assessment like the chudge wants because the FBI is tied with DOJ's counterintel division and here's an FBI affidavit about it (requested stay on the 100 classified documents)
- Need to know what was in those empty folders so FBI needs to investigate (stay request)
- Go ahead and Special Master the unclassified poo poo, we really don't care

https://twitter.com/charlie_savage/status/1567965654090760201

Makes a lot of sense, so they'll probably lose

This isn't the appeal, yet. This is them asking Judge Cannon to voluntarily stay the part of her order they are going to appeal.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:same:
Also I'm pretty sure there are enough people in NY State Prisons who will kill your rear end tubby before the Feds would.

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Sep 8, 2022

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Good things just keep happening today!

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
Dude has like 10% the panache of the "This is democracy manifest" guy. What a let down.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A.o.D. posted:

Good things just keep happening today!

Michigan's abortion ballot initiative was kept off the ballot by a split in the canvassing board (2-2, chuds voted no because of a dumb spacing / nonspacing / formatting bullshit issue), Michigan Supreme Court just told them to go gently caress themselves:

https://twitter.com/bystellayu/status/1567984682741948420

Plenty of time before the ballot deadline. MI Supreme Court is 4-3 Democrat as the state democratic party made a big thing about judicial elections in past years :toot:

Edit: 5-2 decision

Edit2: and the Republican canvassfuckers tried to do the same with a voting rights amendment and got equally told to 5-2 go gently caress themselves

https://twitter.com/DavidEggert00/status/1567987068655095808?t=mI5Sk7Ezxn_ZnTxi7niZhw&s=19

Edit3: Worth a read to get to the kicker:

https://twitter.com/Dave_Boucher1/status/1567992641379262465?t=lMn1A5NUQvZrfroqB_Rv0A&s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Sep 8, 2022

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Marshal Prolapse posted:

Sheamus get the fertilizer.

Why do I feel like this is a reference I've heard?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CBJSprague24 posted:

Why do I feel like this is a reference I've heard?

It’s because you’ve heard/seen it probably from the time of one of the royal weddings.

Funkysock
Aug 8, 2011


Clapping Larry
gently caress's sake...
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1568019761761779714?t=UyPSay0ircPPhoRdASYmXw&s=19

apparently one injured and two currently on the run

Funkysock fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Sep 9, 2022

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It's possible that I've never seen anything as American as this clip:

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1568021768316542976

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

At least they won't need to rename the park or anything.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Funkysock posted:

gently caress's sake...
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1568019761761779714?t=UyPSay0ircPPhoRdASYmXw&s=19

apparently one injured and two currently on the run

The article itself says it was only one person, a juvenile, who was wounded and that the two suspects are also juveniles. Not that it’s any less hosed up that kids are shooting other kids but at least it’s not some incel trying to beat the high score by shooting up a memorial ceremony or something, which was my initial impression from the tweet.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

pantslesswithwolves posted:

The article itself says it was only one person, a juvenile, who was wounded and that the two suspects are also juveniles. Not that it’s any less hosed up that kids are shooting other kids but at least it’s not some incel trying to beat the high score by shooting up a memorial ceremony or something, which was my initial impression from the tweet.

can't trust the police there, but they're calling it a gang thing rather than a mass shooting:

https://twitter.com/jdavidgoodman/status/1568021512149516290

Barcley
Jan 26, 2004

---

Soiled Meat

facialimpediment posted:

can't trust the police there, but they're calling it a gang thing rather than a mass shooting:

https://twitter.com/jdavidgoodman/status/1568021512149516290

40% of the city budget goes to the police and they still have rival gangs having turf wars in a city of 15k?

stackofflapjacks
Apr 7, 2009

Mmmmm

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

That’s his niece and nephews mom. His dead brothers wife.

It’s huge piece of poo poo territory.

I know, I’m a huge piece of poo poo. I can confidently say Hunter Biden is one too. Just not for the dumbass MAGA “reasoning.”

My grandma passed in 2005, my grandpa moved in with and lived with her younger sister until he passed in 2021. It was certainly scandalous and pissed my mom off eternally. But grief and comfort in the arms of their family sorta makes sense? I dunno, family resemblance and missing that person and all that.

I couldn't do it but it's not like, uncommon?

I too am a poo poo for entirely separate reasons.

stackofflapjacks fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Sep 9, 2022

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Barcley posted:

40% of the city budget goes to the police and they still have rival gangs having turf wars in a city of 15k?

perhaps it's astroturf wars: gang violence driven by corrupt police acting as provocateurs to ensure budget number goes up

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

stackofflapjacks posted:

My grandma passed in 2005, my grandpa moved in with and lived with her younger sister until he passed in 2021. It was certainly scandalous and pissed my mom off eternally. But grief and comfort in the arms of their family sorta makes sense? I dunno, family resemblance and missing that person and all that.

I couldn't do it but it's not like, uncommon?

I too am a poo poo for entirely separate reasons.

Oh no doubt, I can see, and even understand, how these things happen.

Doesn’t make him less of a piece of poo poo. I cast no judgement on the Widow Biden, just the crack head Biden.

But again, and I can’t over emphasize this- He is not a piece of poo poo for any of the reasons the MAGA crowd are crowing.

Also, I should note, being a piece of poo poo isn’t the worst thing in the world. Bill Clinton is a piece of poo poo, and look at how much good he’s done and what a good person he seems to be. Still a piece of poo poo, but I’ll be damned if you can’t polish a turd.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

truly this day has brought us some incredible content.


https://twitter.com/skatunenetwork/status/1568024941064495105
https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1567923392069914630

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1567953261021339648

Wombot
Sep 11, 2001

CBJSprague24 posted:

Did they interrupt a techno station with God Save The Queen yet?
https://twitter.com/MarkHolt4/status/1380489633797177350

The answer to this was not exactly as you phrased it, but I think it still counts as an absolute banger:
https://twitter.com/b1odeuwedd/status/1567938479983673348?t=ORmlQit-uQZz0PAESTy3Pg&s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh man major opportunity for biden to win back the left and his brit hating mother's approval by firing off something inflammatory

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh man major opportunity for biden to win back the left and his brit hating mother's approval by firing off something inflammatory

Biden’s mom is still alive?!

Holy loving poo poo. He’s already the oldest POTUS. How old is she? loving 105?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'll have you know Joe regularly ouija boards her twice a week without fail

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
I just have to quote this goon's post from another thread:

Truga posted:


fits best in this thread i guess

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009

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Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I think that there might be something going on with Tesco.

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