UKMT Autumn 2022 - Get thee behind me, seitan.

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Noxville: Dec 7, 2003

https://twitter.com/heinzireiand/status/1567956015924277248?s=46&t=geEqovUD9e-rTUwY4-uD3w

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:47

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# ? May 26, 2024 18:11

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

The next Bake-Off will be a cremation.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:48

Diet Crack: Jan 15, 2001

So that jubilee was a big loving waste then

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:49

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Long weekend was alright.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:49

Jaxyon: Mar 7, 2016; I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Diet Crack posted:

So that jubilee was a big loving waste then

Always was

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:49

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

Tortuga posted:

https://twitter.com/GreggsOfficial/status/1567950214996295681?s=20&t=p2xU9Sy-NzuoxqLX0Z8kWA

always knew she knew her way around a steak bake, maybe they can bury her in some of the primark range

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:49

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Maybe if you're been more patriotic she would have lived longer hmm???

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:50

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

OwlFancier posted:

Maybe if you're been more patriotic she would have lived longer hmm???

Isn't that the plot of Warhammer that the godking or whatever is kept alive by sacrificing thousands of people a day. We should have tried it, just saying.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:52

thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

kliras posted:

https://twitter.com/originalfunko/status/1567939198849794048?s=21&t=osqI39yDexKhEhtEOA0y_g

�Hi folks, Exlax here. Before you pass that gas tonight, take a moment to mark the passing of the Queen. We�re gonna miss the old fart too..�

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:52

Tarnop: Nov 25, 2013; Pull me out

Imagine voting for this tedious oval office

Keir Starmer posted:

Today we mourn the passing of a remarkable sovereign.

It is a deep private loss for the Royal Family and our first thoughts are with them at this time. The nation shares in their grief.

Queen Elizabeth II created a special, personal relationship with us all. A relationship based on service and devotion to her country. Nobody under the age of 70 has known anything other than Queen Elizabeth II on the throne. For the vast majority of us, the late Queen has been simply the Queen. The only Queen. Above all else, our Queen.

As we mourn her loss, we should also treasure her life. Our longest-serving and greatest ever monarch. Above the clashes of politics, she stood not for what the nation fought over but what it agreed upon. In crisis, she reassured us. Reminding us that we are all part of something that stretches back through time. A symbol of the best of us. I saw it for myself when I led the Crown Prosecution Service.

Every time I had the privilege to meet the late Queen, she would ask the most searching questions because she wanted to understand the lives and struggles of her people. And as Britain changed rapidly around her, this dedication became the still point of our turning world. An example that taught us that whatever the challenges we face, the value of service always endures.

And the obvious love the late Queen displayed for Britain, the British people gave back in return. That is why there is such an outpouring of grief across the nation today. As there is across the Commonwealth to which the late Queen was so devoted.

Around the world, people are united in mourning. And united in celebrating her life. This togetherness is a reminder of what she achieved. A reminder of our shared values. Values which I know will be upheld by her beloved son, Charles, our new King.

So as our great Elizabethan era comes to an end, we will honour the late Queen’s memory by keeping alive the values of public service she embodied.

For seventy years, Elizabeth II stood as the head of our country. But, in spirit, she stood amongst us.

Keir Starmer
Leader of the Labour Party

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:53

endlessmonotony: Nov 4, 2009; by Fritz the Horse

Flayer posted:

Isn't that the plot of Warhammer that the godking or whatever is kept alive by sacrificing thousands of people a day. We should have tried it, just saying.

*cough*

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:54

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Flayer posted:

Isn't that the plot of Warhammer that the godking or whatever is kept alive by sacrificing thousands of people a day. We should have tried it, just saying.

Those 200k COVID sacrifices don't count then?

https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/1567959641845387264?t=xPSrS_cV99ROSN635vqr3g&s=19

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:55

smellmycheese: Feb 1, 2016

Christ. Brandreth�s arrived

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:55

Scientastic: Mar 1, 2010; TRULY scientastic.
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�she wanted to understand the lives and struggles of her people�

You loving liar, she definitely didn�t

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:55

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

Failed Imagineer posted:

Those 200k COVID sacrifices don't count then?

https://twitter.com/Poundland/status/1567959641845387264?t=xPSrS_cV99ROSN635vqr3g&s=19

come on b&m don't let me down

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:58

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Scientastic posted:

�she wanted to understand the lives and struggles of her people�

You loving liar, she definitely didn�t

Understand in the same way that a 1920s endocrinologist wanted to understand how beagles worked.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:58

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

https://twitter.com/Feysal1o/status/1567914011701776384

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:03

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

What are the new trends and styles that will eventually define the neo-Carolingian Era then?

I'm thinking Nehru collars, hyperpop, vegan meat, L-shaped self build houses, and dry anal

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:07

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Josuke Higashikata posted:

maybe they can bury her in some of the primark range

gently caress's sake, haven't we had enough Warhammer 40K memes?

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:07

jiggerypokery: Feb 1, 2012; ...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

https://twitter.com/Akzyy/status/1567864200952745985

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:08

lynch_69: Jan 21, 2001

https://twitter.com/NintendoMemo/status/1567953289559392256?t=zMbv3jx_LJybh-Osx54Dvw&s=19

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:08

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Failed Imagineer posted:

L-shaped self build houses, and dry anal

Is... is it load-bearing? :ohdear:

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:12

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Glenlyon17/status/1567907029712539649

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:16

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:20

smellmycheese: Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/judeinlondon2/status/1567960064362774529

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:20

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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smellmycheese posted:

Christ. Brandreth’s arrived

Speaking on the Queen without hesitation, repetition or deviation.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Can we get the UK threads made black and white?

And the Australians whether they like it or not.

I've taken the liberty of forwarding this one to the admins for maximum #respect

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:23

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Diet Crack posted:

So that jubilee was a big loving waste then

got a free day off for platty joobs m8

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:23

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

Clive Myrie is trying to pad airtime for all he's worth

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:25

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Dabir posted:

Always knew he was a chad

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:25

darkwasthenight: Jan 7, 2011; GENE TRAITOR

Sadly an old one. Eccy a good egg but smart enough not to poke this bear.

Not to add on to the god-Emperor jokes but there was an absolute belter of a thunderstorm round our end between 5 and 6. Perhaps fallout from the monarchy particles crossing the light barrier.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:25

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

i saw a beautiful rainbow walking home this afternoon and knew wir was gonna happen

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:28

Diet Crack: Jan 15, 2001

GET YA LIZZYS WHILE THEY LAST

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:31

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1567923392069914630

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:34

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Judgy Fucker posted:

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1567861004943458304?s=20&t=cM2CroqeQhRhhM4FhQ-aKA

yeah, not far off tbh
https://twitter.com/annastewartcnn/status/1567945821123137538

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:36

peanut-: Feb 17, 2004; Fun Shoe

Insanely Tory faces.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:37

Jaxyon: Mar 7, 2016; I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Apraxin posted:

yeah, not far off tbh
https://twitter.com/annastewartcnn/status/1567945821123137538

Real "white people in church singing at minute 67 of a 2 hour latin mass" energy

edit also super on point because god did not in fact save her

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:38

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Went out to play golf so missed all the uh "fun". Caught the bulletin on the radio before I got out of the car though and it was... weird? I guess?

Probably the last thing I can actually enjoy for a week or two. Football's already getting cancelled and if my warhammer tournament on Saturday is postponed I'm gonna be real mad.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:39

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Apraxin posted:

yeah, not far off tbh
https://twitter.com/annastewartcnn/status/1567945821123137538

Fair play to them, they seem to know the words rather than trail off after the 'God Save the King' part and hope someone else knows the rest.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:39

Answers Me: Apr 24, 2012

https://twitter.com/Haurmeya/status/1567956015924277248?s=20&t=Hec8UbnGEe2dY50YAl_KnA

:eyepop:

e: ffs, first time I've fallen for one. leaving it anyway

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:39

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Tarnop: Nov 25, 2013; Pull me out

namesake posted:

Fair play to them, they seem to know the words rather than trail off after the 'God Save the King' part and hope someone else knows the rest.

Easy to remember things if the price of forgetting is nanny ironing the soles of your feet again

# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:41

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