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Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Lid posted:

Counterpoint

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Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Lid posted:

Counterpoint



I love quality slaps in sumo.

Edit:

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Log082 posted:

Hakuho: "Yokozuna sumo is winning sumo. That's why I never told Shodai to warm up until after I retired."

Do we have a Hakuho tapping his head gif?

Kuros fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Sep 8, 2022

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Hakuho: "Yokozuna sumo is winning sumo. That's why I never told Shodai to warm up until after I retired."

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late

Lid posted:

Counterpoint



Imagine stepping onto the dohyo to find out who you're facing that day and then this happens to you

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nieQJxuGJak

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

i was wondering how the official english language thing was going to go and this is... pretty good. i love the idea of getting rikishi to say 'sumo primetime' while the camera stays on them just slightly too long.

e: i love how sumo decorum gives us things like takayasu explaining that his new baby is adorable in the exact same tone and cadence as 'i will try to impose my brand of sumo'

Marching Powder fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Sep 8, 2022

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
Imagining Takayasu's baby having the exact same chubby cheeks as Takayasu

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:

Khizan posted:

If anything it was a show of respect, IMO. Hakuho, the best rikishi to ever step into the dohyo, didn’t think he could beat Shodai in a straight fight that day and so he had to resort to that.

My head canon for this bout is Hak was so impressed by Tobizaru's weird stand offish approach in their fight that Basho that he wanted to try it out himself, and Shodai was the perfect candidate.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Marching Powder posted:

i was wondering how the official english language thing was going to go and this is... pretty good. i love the idea of getting rikishi to say 'sumo primetime' while the camera stays on them just slightly too long.

e: i love how sumo decorum gives us things like takayasu explaining that his new baby is adorable in the exact same tone and cadence as 'i will try to impose my brand of sumo'

I've been pleasently surprised. Say what you want about Hiro's commentary, but dude loves his sumo and his enthusiasm shows, which is really the important part in something like this. Him getting access no other English source has already guarantees unique content, he just has to sell it.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
His delivery is just very much not my thing, but otherwise there is no denying his passion and desire to share it with the world. We’re all better off for having this new channel, regardless of what my tastes in showmanship and presentation have to say about Hiro.

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Y/O
Terunofuji
Takakeisho
Shodai

S/K
Hoshoryu
Ichinojo
Kiribayama

M1-5
Midorifuji
Takayasu
Nishikigi

M6-10

Onosho
Wakamotoharu
Tochinoshin

M11+
Ichiyamamoto
Ryuden
Okinoumi

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


Khizan posted:

If anything it was a show of respect, IMO. Hakuho, the best rikishi to ever step into the dohyo, didn’t think he could beat Shodai in a straight fight that day and so he had to resort to that.

Hakuho's real gift was he could take your style of sumo and beat you with it.

This is a favorite, he just gives Takakeisho a free shot at him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6WWreGfXTU&t=180s

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
Takakeisho should bring back that mawashi

And we can't discuss Hakuho without this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEJxwKP_x2Y

Does anyone have the video where he henkas Harumafuji out into space? I can't find it.

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


Shiroc posted:

Takakeisho should bring back that mawashi

And we can't discuss Hakuho without this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEJxwKP_x2Y

Does anyone have the video where he henkas Harumafuji out into space? I can't find it.
I think it's this one from Osaka 2016:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SOPh9Uu5cc

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I love Hakuho so much. He's perfect.

Biosys
Aug 13, 2011
Y/O:
Shodai
Takakeisho
Terunofuji

S/K:
Hoshoryu
Wakatakakage
Ichinojo

M1-5:
Takayasu
Midorifuji
Meisei

M6-10:
Onosho
Nishikifuji
Myogiryu

M11+:
Ryuden
Hiradoumi
Mitoryu

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



I was always into playing sports. Watching sports just was never my thing.

And now I watch sumo and I'm so excited to watch these big guys slam into each other and throw salt around.

I don't understand it. I just really like it. And I'm excited that the next basho is here even though I know it's going to be a shitshow just like the last one.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Ok I love Shodai :3:

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
this is a collection of some of the best sumo i've ever seen. literally every match is remarkable for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d7Y-H3bT5U

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Y/O:
Takakeisho
Shodai
Terunofuji

S/K:
Ichinojo
Daieisho
Wakatakakage

M1-5:
Tamawashi
Meisei
Sadanoumi

M6-10:
Tochinoshin
Endo
Onosho

M11+:
Ryuden
Takanosho
Terutsuyoshi

Saturnine Aberrance
Sep 6, 2010

Creator.

Please make me flesh.


https://twitter.com/TheSumoSoul/status/1568154927217917952

Change your Abi picks while you can!

Lexorin
Jul 5, 2000

Bentai posted:

I think it's this one from Osaka 2016:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SOPh9Uu5cc

It's kinda funny that after Haramafuji gets yeeted out of the dohyo, you never see him again in the video except for the replay which also ceases to show him after the yeeting. I can only assume that he was super angry and they didn't want to show his unsportsmanlike conduct.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007



Aww. There goes the 7 S/K dream for November unless Kotonowaka somehow yushos and forces things.

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

Y/O:
Terunofuji
Shodai
Mitakeumi

S/K:
Wakatakakage
Hoshoryu
Kiribayama

M1-5:
Tobizaru
Nishikigi
Sadanoumi

M6-10:
Wakamotoharu
Aoiyama
Myogiryu

M11+:
Okinoumi
Oho
Tsurugisho

Banana Canada
Sep 2, 2003
I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.



Y/O:
Terunofuji
Takakeisho
Shodai

S/K:
Wakatakakage
Hoshoryu
Kiribayama

M1-5:
Takayasu
Kotonowaka
Tamawashi

M6-10:
Takanosho
Wakamotoharu
Kotoeko

M11+:
Ryuden
Okinoumi
Ichiyamamoto

Everyones Favorite Poster
Dec 6, 2017

:toot:
lets do this!

Y/O:
Terunofuji
Takakeisho
Shodai

S/K:
Hoshoryu
Wakatakakage
Ichinojo

M1-5:
Kotonawaka
Takayasu
Meisei

M6-10:
Endo
Wakamotoharu
Aoiyama

M11+:
Ryuden
Oho
Hiradoumi

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Y/O:
Terunofuji
Takakeisho
Shodai

S/K:
Wakatakakage
Hoshoryu
Ichinojo

M1-5:
Tobizaru
Kotonowaka
Ura

M6-10:
Tochinoshin
Hokutofuji
Kotoeko

M11+:
Chiyotairyu
Ryuden
Terutsuyoshi

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
gently caress it im in

Y/O:
Terunofuji
Takakeisho
Mitakeumi

S/K:
Ichinojo
Hoshoryu
Midorifuji

M1-5:
Ura
Kotonowaka
Takayasu

M6-10:
Kotoeko
Hokutofuji
Tochinoshin

M11+:
Ichiyamamoto
Oho
Ryuden

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Y/O:
Terunofuji
Mitakeumi
Shodai

S/K:
Wakatakage
Hoshoryu
Kiribayama

M1-5:
Ura
Kotonowaka
Tamawashi

M6-10:
Wakamotoharu
Takanosho
Onosho

M11+:
Ryuden
Mitoryu
Terutsuyoshi

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
Been counting down the days until sumo starts! My picks:

Y/O:
Terunofuji
Shodai
Takakeisho

S/K:
Ichinojo
Hoshoryu
Wakatakakage

M1-5:
Takayasu
Ura
Nishikigi

M6-10:
Hokutofuji
Takanosho
Kotoeko

M11+:
Terutsuyoshi
Hiradoumi
Ichiyamamoto

sivad
Feb 28, 2005

I will do my best Shodai impersonation, and do the bare minimum to regain my Goonzeki rank!

Y/O:
Shodai
Terunofuji
Takakeisho

S/K:
Hoshoryu
Ichinojo
Wakatakakage

M1-5:
Midorifuji
Kotonowaka
Takayasu

M6-10:
AOIYAMA
Endo
Takanosho

M11+:
Yutakayama
Okinoumi
Kotoshoho

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer

S.W.O.R.D. Agent posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Chiyotairyu
Terutsuyoshi

Vargatron posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Oho
Terutsuyoshi

Iron Chef Nex posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Ichiyamamoto
Kotoshoho

Liquid Communism posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Tsurugisho
Hiradoumi

anakha posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Okinoumi
Kotoshoho

Khizan posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Kotoshoho
Okinoumi

Ice Phisherman posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Oho
Hiradoumi

Neodoomium posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Yutakayama
Hiradoumi

jmzero posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Chiyoshoma
Mitoryu

NuclearPotato posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Ichiyamamoto
Oho

LlamaTrauma posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Okinoumi
Chiyotairyu

Biosys posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Hiradoumi
Mitoryu

ilmucche posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Takanosho
Terutsuyoshi

Banana Canada posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Okinoumi
Ichiyamamoto

Everyones Favorite Poster posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Oho
Hiradoumi

Thauros posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Mitoryu
Terutsuyoshi

Crusty Nutsack posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Yutakayama
Chiyotairyu

oldskool posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Chiyotairyu
Ichiyamamoto

Gaghskull posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Oho
Kotoshoho

Boogalo posted:

11+
Ryuden
Mitoryu
Terutsuyoshi

ullerrm posted:

M11+:
Ryuden
Yutakayama
Mitoryu

cheers to the Ryuden pickers -- your stomachs are stronger than mine. Ganbatte!

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Helianthus Annuus posted:

cheers to the Ryuden pickers -- your stomachs are stronger than mine. Ganbatte!

Lol. I mean, I'd rather take an 0-15 in the spot than cheer for Ryuden but you didn't have to call people out...

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Helianthus Annuus posted:

cheers to the Ryuden pickers -- your stomachs are stronger than mine. Ganbatte!

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer

pseudodragon posted:

Lol. I mean, I'd rather take an 0-15 in the spot than cheer for Ryuden but you didn't have to call people out...

When i started quoting posts, i thought there would be maybe 6 Ryuden pickers, tops. But its very funny to me that everyone's jockeying for Ryuden (of all people)!

Apologies to anyone who feels called out, I thought it was permissible to giggle at others' picks -- other posters are welcome to point out that the reason I'm down in Juryo is because I'm always picking Hokutofuji, and that I'm goofing up by snoozing on Shodai



:hmmyes: See you on the dohyo

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

The bottom of 20 guys are all extremely bland so picking a healthy ryuden isn't that crazy.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Fluffdaddy posted:

The bottom of 20 guys are all extremely bland so picking a healthy ryuden isn't that crazy.

Ryuden is objectively one of the best picks for the bottom ranks.

But at the very least

https://tachiai.org/2021/05/27/board-meeting-news/

quote:

A decision has been made about Ryuden
Ryden has been found guilty of breaking the NSK’s COVID regulations, having gone on unnecessary outings 25 times between March 2020 and January 2021, for the purpose of seeing a woman who was not his wife. Those meeting happened mostly during basho, some just before it.

Ryuden’s punishment is a suspension for 3 basho, including Natsu basho, which he has already spent kyujo. He should be back by November, and will likely be ranked at Makushita by then.

Ryuden’s shisho, Takadagawa oyakata, has been punished with a reduction of 20% of his salary for 6 months.

And possibly
https://tachiai.org/2021/05/19/asanoyama-absent-from-day-12-due-to-covid-guideline-violations/

quote:

(This tabloid is even less credible) – The reason Ryuden has been kyujo is an affair he has had with a woman for three years, including her getting pregnant and him demanding that she abort the fetus, and attempting to silence her with money. It is not clear in what way this has been a violation of the COVID regulations. The tabloid got Ryuden’s attorney’s comment: “The matter is under investigation of the NSK compliance committee so we cannot comment”.

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Oh yea hes a trash human being but this is about Dubs.

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

He’s a goddamned monster but also without the documentary that heavily featured him and how charming he appeared in that I wouldn’t now love this amazing sport. :(

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Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

Y/O:
Terunofuji
Takakeisho
SHODAI

S/K:
Hoshoryu
Wakatakakage
Ichinojo

M1-5:
Kotonowaka
Tobizaru
Nishikigi

M6-10:
Wakamotoharu
Tochinoshin
Takanosho

M11+:
Ryuden
Ichiyamamoto
Kotoshoho

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