|
Been watching Elmo's World clips with my kid and sometimes the ones on YouTube are the segments from the early 2000s and holy poo poo do I finally get why some people hated Elmo. Those older segments just come across as pure loving chaos at times and just straight up noisy, but the newer versions have a clearer format with the little Smartie phone actually explaining some idea/theme and a game/Mr. Noodle segment to tie into it without being migraine-inducing
|
#
?
Sep 5, 2022 16:39
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 23, 2024 09:58 |
|
|
my mom hates mr noodle for some reason lol. i think hes fine! my kid likes him.
|
|
#
?
Sep 5, 2022 17:04
|
|
|
Greg Legg posted:My younger brother once got mad at my mom and he drew a similar, but way more graphic, picture of her death and gave it to her. My mom hung it up where she worked and it freaked everyone out. I think this is just a thing kids do Yeah, my wife and her friend were having a video chat and the friend's oldest son (around 4 I think) came up, hopped in her lap, looked at her and said "I'm going to kill you!" and started laughing.
|
|
#
?
Sep 5, 2022 17:11
|
|
|
parenting kicks rear end, last night my kid partly took his diaper off and then took a massive poo poo. i was so happy that he slept all night without waking up too, but then when i got him up he was absolutely covered in poo poo. pants and shirt are a total loss, not really sure if the bedsheets are salvageable lol. feels like i had to use a whole pack of wipes to clean him up. he's in a good mood this morning at least.
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2022 14:11
|
|
|
Times like that call for tossing them in the bath. Haven't had it with poop but similar "dear God what happened in here??" with vomit
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2022 15:36
|
|
|
yeah he had a bath afterwards but i didn't want to get a bunch of poo poo all over the tub lol hope he is having fun in daycare today!
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2022 15:45
|
|
|
That's the kind of thing that would earn my kid the nickname Turd Goblin for at least a week
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2022 15:54
|
|
|
lobster shirt posted:parenting kicks rear end, last night my kid partly took his diaper off and then took a massive poo poo. i was so happy that he slept all night without waking up too, but then when i got him up he was absolutely covered in poo poo. pants and shirt are a total loss, not really sure if the bedsheets are salvageable lol. feels like i had to use a whole pack of wipes to clean him up. he's in a good mood this morning at least. lol I don't miss this stuff, although it never grossed me out at the time. Both my kids started an after school karate program with a half dozen of their friends yesterday and I'm so psyched for them, I hope they like it.
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2022 18:22
|
|
|
only time I've been grossed out was when my kiddo did the same with a poo poo diaper then he smeared it on the wall result was backwards PJs until potty training, which he's doing well at
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2022 18:28
|
|
|
My son had diarrhea and had poo poo up and down his legs at about 2 years old. So I was trying to change him, but of course it was itchy as hell so he put his hand in the poo poo and I screamed out "NO!", which made him cry, so he put his poo poo-covered hand in his mouth to soothe himself. Should've put him in the shower sooner.
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2022 19:28
|
|
|
hahahahahaha jesus I'm glad that so far the only poop incidents I've had to deal with were scattered turd nuggets appearing in her bed overnight, and her ditching her diaper and pooping on the floor while I was taking the dog out to go potty one time
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2022 19:45
|
|
|
drat, kid just got her first cold (just sniffles, covid test was negative). Made it a little over 3 years without getting sick once! I'm pretty impressed. Probably 80% quarantine/careful socialization, 20% My strong immune system (i only ever got a cold every 2-3 years pre-covid)
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2022 21:42
|
|
|
There are a bunch of minor colds one wants them to get early or they are much worse to if they get them later or that missing them makes getting something else later worse. I hate covid so much.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 00:07
|
|
|
Struensee posted:My son had diarrhea and had poo poo up and down his legs at about 2 years old. So I was trying to change him, but of course it was itchy as hell so he put his hand in the poo poo and I screamed out "NO!", which made him cry, so he put his poo poo-covered hand in his mouth to soothe himself. Should've put him in the shower sooner. god drat lol
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 02:05
|
|
|
False alarm on the cold her grandma was just tripping. Babbybeast stays winning
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 03:53
|
|
|
Our oldest is also sick. It was the first week of preschool so I expected this. I still sort of feel guilty about the unlimited screen time they get when they're sick, but that's just how it is.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 13:40
|
|
|
Four year old brought home a non-Covid bug that gave her a light cough, either missed or did nothing to me, and absolutely leveled my spouse. I'm real curious to see what three plus years of hypervigilance and luck has done to broad immunity.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 13:55
|
|
|
Greg Legg posted:Our oldest is also sick. It was the first week of preschool so I expected this. I still sort of feel guilty about the unlimited screen time they get when they're sick, but that's just how it is. when your kid is sick it's like survival mode for all parties, you gotta do what you gotta do to get through it. a few weeks ago my kid had a bad throat infection and had to stay out of daycare for like a week, we probably watched every episode of daniel tiger multiple times lol.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 14:29
|
|
|
lobster shirt posted:when your kid is sick it's like survival mode for all parties, you gotta do what you gotta do to get through it. a few weeks ago my kid had a bad throat infection and had to stay out of daycare for like a week, we probably watched every episode of daniel tiger multiple times lol. switch it up to tumble leaf, stinky and dirty, creative galaxy ...then watch all of them like five times, because same idea
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 14:44
|
|
|
lobster shirt posted:when your kid is sick it's like survival mode for all parties, you gotta do what you gotta do to get through it. a few weeks ago my kid had a bad throat infection and had to stay out of daycare for like a week, we probably watched every episode of daniel tiger multiple times lol. yeah it really sucks . kid has some fever and you’re like (Simpson theme)”the symptoms “ get x tests later and it’s some other virus and you’re like poo poo it could have been covid.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 14:46
|
|
|
Kind of the opposite of bedshitting, but any advice on getting a newborn to poop? Our five week old preemie is on day 3 of no poops and she spends most of her free time with her new hobby: straining visibly and loudly. Bicycle kicks get farts out, but no turds.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 15:02
|
|
|
Chad Sexington posted:Kind of the opposite of bedshitting, but any advice on getting a newborn to poop? Try rubbing her tummy in a clockwise motion pushing a bit firmly but obviously not too hard. That's what a nurse told us to do with our premie
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 15:33
|
|
|
lobster shirt posted:when your kid is sick it's like survival mode for all parties, you gotta do what you gotta do to get through it. a few weeks ago my kid had a bad throat infection and had to stay out of daycare for like a week, we probably watched every episode of daniel tiger multiple times lol. Oh absolutely, and I am glad your child is feeling better! So far it isn't covid, so I'm thankful for that. Blaze and the Monster Machines is WAY better than paw patrol or cocomelon so it's not all bad.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 16:22
|
|
|
Greg Legg posted:Oh absolutely, and I am glad your child is feeling better! So far it isn't covid, so I'm thankful for that. Blaze and the Monster Machines is WAY better than paw patrol or cocomelon so it's not all bad. Blaze and bubble guppies are solid Paw patrol should be defunded
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 16:26
|
|
|
Greg Legg posted:Oh absolutely, and I am glad your child is feeling better! So far it isn't covid, so I'm thankful for that. Blaze and the Monster Machines is WAY better than paw patrol or cocomelon so it's not all bad. honestly whatever my kid had was worse than covid was for him lol, he caught it at daycare and spread it to my household a few months ago, he had the sniffles for like two days and that was it. only way we knew it was covid is because it knocked my wife on her rear end, so she took a test and it was positive. son and i also tested positive but he was fine and i was also fine, thankfully. guess those vaccines work!
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 16:40
|
|
|
The one time my baby threw up on my wife, she was wearing my shorts at the time.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 17:00
|
|
|
PerniciousKnid posted:The one time my baby threw up on my wife, she was wearing my shorts at the time. what kind of baby throw up we talking? milk spits doesn't count.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 17:05
|
|
|
Mustached Demon posted:what kind of baby throw up we talking? milk spits doesn't count. I remember it being actual vomit but I wasn't there myself, she probably made the whole thing up as a cover-up actually.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 17:12
|
|
|
hahaha i was trying to show my kid a video of orangutans, one of them was wearing a diaper and he got so mad at it for some reason. he was like "no monkey diaper!! no monkey diaper!!"
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 21:04
|
|
|
Chad Sexington posted:Kind of the opposite of bedshitting, but any advice on getting a newborn to poop? beside rubbing, prune, pear, or apple juice for sorbitol. three days is approaching “call pediatrician's office for advice” territory, though. they might tell you to try a suppository. if she seems to be in pain (crying while straining + pulling legs toward abdomen, for example), couldn't hurt to call this evening and get that advice. hydration all good? also call sooner rather than later if you’re not getting wet diapers. Insanite has issued a correction as of 21:48 on Sep 10, 2022 |
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 21:22
|
|
|
Greg Legg posted:My younger brother once got mad at my mom and he drew a similar, but way more graphic, picture of her death and gave it to her. My mom hung it up where she worked and it freaked everyone out. I think this is just a thing kids do Lmao yeah my kid calls death "turning to skeleton bones" and is always drawing pictures of people as skeleton bones and explaining how they died.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 21:41
|
|
|
don't give up, skeleton!
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 21:43
|
|
|
Insanite posted:beside rubbing, prune, pear, or apple juice for sorbitol. three days is maybe worrisome for an older kid, but newborns can go for a while without pooping and it’s totally fine as long as they are hydrated and peeing. we always mixed a few spoonfuls of prune juice into breastmilk, and if that didn’t work, we tried again the next day.
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 22:44
|
|
|
my bad wrong thread
Noob Saibot has issued a correction as of 23:33 on Sep 10, 2022 |
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2022 23:23
|
|
|
meanolmrcloud posted:three days is maybe worrisome for an older kid, but newborns can go for a while without pooping and it’s totally fine as long as they are hydrated and peeing. oh, yeah, it's not 'be worried' territory. didn't mean to imply that. having a game plan for things like that can be nice, though--you're so frazzled by the newborn experience that running out on a sunday to find glycerin suppositories or whatever might be stressful.
|
|
#
?
Sep 11, 2022 00:08
|
|
|
Tummy time is loving amazing. My little lady is 13 days old now and I am so happy. I wish she would get less gassy when I want to go to sleep tho lol
|
|
#
?
Sep 11, 2022 19:02
|
|
|
how much harder is having the second kid overall
|
|
#
?
Sep 12, 2022 13:33
|
|
|
bitmap posted:how much harder is having the second kid overall Much more than twice as hard You'll feel outnumbered 2 to 2
|
|
#
?
Sep 12, 2022 13:47
|
|
|
bitmap posted:how much harder is having the second kid overall Having 1 kid feels like having 0 kids, having 2 feels like having 2, having 3 feels like having 10.
|
|
#
?
Sep 12, 2022 13:57
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 23, 2024 09:58 |
|
|
drat
|
|
#
?
Sep 12, 2022 13:58
|
|