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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
cooper rush looks like a backup QB

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Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

you think the cowboys require their team doctors to all wear cowboy hats?

It's state law actually

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Hughmoris posted:

Who biggest fraud, Rams or Cowboys?

I mean the rams are the defending champions

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Now is the time to pluck a rando off the street to be the new qb for Dallas

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
There's that "Who ripped one? it definitely wasn't me!" look from Fat Mike that we all know and love.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
:lol: somebody trying to throw in the white flag for Dallas.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Jerry Jones is probably very upset

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Bring back Brandon Weeden

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Should've given Us (Vikings) Dak... And given Brady Disgruntled Aaron.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




:lol: sacked

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Alaois posted:

seeing a Central Michigan QB in the NFL just makes me bitter that Dan LeFevour didn't work out

The Fever :(

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


shyduck posted:

Jerry Jones is probably very upset

Good

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


holy moly this poor guy

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





*Cowboys flushing noises*

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I've heard of throwing the towel but an O-lineman literally doing it is new to me.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Cowboys are going to draft one hell of a running back top 5 next year

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Android Apocalypse posted:

Monday morning:

"IS THERE A QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY IN DALLAS?"

:thunk:

"Do we have bad quarterbacks?"

"Yep."

No controversy.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

you dont get me high anymore bumper

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Qwijib0 posted:

cooper rush looks like a backup QB

What else should he look like? The Hagia Sophia?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

I mean the rams are the defending champions

Which some would say makes their prime time showing even more fraudulent

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I expected the cowboys to regress from last year but this is still pretty fucjing bad!

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Say what you want about Mike McCarthy, but his eating habits are poor, he doesn't exercise enough, and his conservative playcalling routinely comes back to haunt him

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

This is very much the type of offense you see from a 2-15 team.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Almost picked up Pollard up, put him to the side, and went by

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Barudak posted:

What else should he look like? The Hagia Sophia?

I mean the guy on the other side was a backup once.

Why aren't you Tom Brady Cooper Rush?

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Put a horse with a human brain in as QB cowboys, there's no rule against it.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I expected the cowboys to regress from last year but this is still pretty fucjing bad!

They wish they could regress to the mean

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Fat Mike should also wear a cowboy hat

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



fsif posted:

This is very much the type of offense you see from a 2-15 team.

If the Giants end up with a better record then the Cowboys I'll.... well I dunno, laugh a lot or something.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

sweet thursday posted:

Say what you want about Mike McCarthy, but his eating habits are poor, he doesn't exercise enough, and his conservative playcalling routinely comes back to haunt him

I heard hes not allowed at the Golden Corral anymore. Not for his eating but for his shameful plate loading strategies

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

sweet thursday posted:

Say what you want about Mike McCarthy, but his eating habits are poor, he doesn't exercise enough, and his conservative playcalling routinely comes back to haunt him

I mean, aside from being a bad coach, he's a good coach!

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Let the record show that Rush threw a great ball, and Fehoko needs to catch the loving ball

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

If the Giants end up with a better record then the Cowboys I'll.... well I dunno, laugh a lot or something.

Joe Judge was holding them back.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tulalip Tulips posted:

Put a horse with a human brain in as QB cowboys, there's no rule against it.

Yeah I guess doing the opposite isn't working so far.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

shyduck posted:

Fat Mike should also wear a cowboy hat

Definition of 10 lbs of poo poo in a 5 lb bag

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

shyduck posted:

Fat Mike should also wear a cowboy hat

The team should wear cowboy hats on their helmets

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Barudak posted:

I heard hes not allowed at the Golden Corral anymore. Not for his eating but for his shameful chocolate wonderfall orgies with strangers.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Lol Falcons

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/EagleBaby420/status/1568789147749601286

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Barudak posted:

What else should he look like? The Hagia Sophia?

You line up 53 men and he's a top-5 probably the backup QB lookin' guy

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