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Camrath posted:I was kicking around the idea of doing a salted caramel ‘Tears of the Nation’ flavour, but A. My wife has reminded me I’m on holiday this week and B. People are totally loving crazy atm and I have no desire to have it all blow up in my face. yeah don't end up like chip shop woman
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Camrath posted:I was kicking around the idea of doing a salted caramel ‘Tears of the Nation’ flavour, but A. My wife has reminded me I’m on holiday this week and B. People are totally loving crazy atm and I have no desire to have it all blow up in my face. Sell it exclusively to the Irish market
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Sep 12, 2022 12:33
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Tesseraction posted:Out of respect for the queen please rawdog your girlfriend/one night stand https://twitter.com/Reverend_Makers/status/1569080642909966337?t=64ol8hFDSMROcbgfX5Q3-g&s=19 Surely everyone will be at half-mast during the mourning period anyway, so they won't be needed?
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josh04 posted:https://twitter.com/standardnews/status/1569270901685862403 Gotta love that "protect free speech but only the kind that lets you be a big racist" energy Well not love, lose hope and despair at maybe
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Angepain posted:ok i'm done posting them all except the really awful/weird ones That fox is going to gently caress the dead queen
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Angepain posted:ok i'm done posting them all except the really awful/weird ones So has Ireland been shrunk and made to join the UK in morning the Queen if it wants to be re-biggulated? Or is the Isle to the left of Scotland meant to be Northern Ireland, and the rest of Ireland has been removed because otherwise it's inconvenient? Gonzo McFee posted:That fox is going to gently caress the dead queen (In Heaven. Lustful Fox looks at Queen Elizabeth. She knows she is in trouble. She reaches into her handbag and pulls out a small electronic device and presses the button. CUT TO: The stately home of Jolyon Maugham Jolyon: So as I explained it is vital that you explain to me your timeline of where you were on the night of the murder, if I am to establish your innocence. (Landine phone lights up red, silently.) I'm sorry but an important matter has come up, please talk to the solicitor and we can reschedule our meeting. Richard Grayson: Holy Interupted Consultations Jolyon, we will have surely lost the brief after that display. Joylon: Perhaps old chum, but it seems like there is a higher calling coming through. One that can only be answered by Cricket-Batman and HOWZAT: The Bowl Wonder. (Que intro sequence. End; prologue. ) The Question IRL fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Sep 12, 2022 |
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josh04 posted:https://twitter.com/standardnews/status/1569270901685862403 Curious what the official reason for this will be. With the other one having 'gently caress' in it they can argue offence as we have some pretty dumb vague rules in public swearing. But this one?
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Mega Comrade posted:Curious what the official reason for this will be. With the other one having 'gently caress' in it they can argue offence as we have some pretty dumb vague rules in public swearing. But this one? Conspiracy to boil piss.
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Sep 12, 2022 13:27
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Camrath posted:I was kicking around the idea of doing a salted caramel ‘Tears of the Nation’ flavour, but A. My wife has reminded me I’m on holiday this week and B. People are totally loving crazy atm and I have no desire to have it all blow up in my face. Just make one that's fully WE WILL MISS YOU GRANDMA OF BRITANE, ARE ETERNAL QUEEN WILL LIVE FOREVER IN THE SKY WITH DIANA, union jack design, the whole works. Might as well let people channel their competetive mourning directly into your wallet.
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Surprise T Rex posted:Just make one that's fully WE WILL MISS YOU GRANDMA OF BRITANE, ARE ETERNAL QUEEN WILL LIVE FOREVER IN THE SKY WITH DIANA, union jack design, the whole works. Might as well let people channel their competetive mourning directly into your wallet. I would, but I still have some dregs of pride and self-respect.
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Sep 12, 2022 13:37
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Not noticed anything different up her in Manchester. No one seems to give the faintest of shits which is nice.
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Do you do a blue one? You could sell like, special union jack trays.
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Sep 12, 2022 14:02
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The only good thing about all the photos of the queen on everything are that it makes me read them in her voice.
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Guavanaut posted:The only good thing about all the photos of the queen on everything are that it makes me read them in her voice. Hope the local plod can take this evidence down to the SVU forensics lab and enhance that one guilty pixel enough to make a positive ID on the Phantom Chippy Eater
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josh04 posted:https://twitter.com/standardnews/status/1569270901685862403 Looking forward to this year's Christmas number one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpVkaTXxEzs NB: Do not click play on this video if you're in the UK or you will be arrested and thrown in jail.
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Guavanaut posted:The only good thing about all the photos of the queen on everything are that it makes me read them in her voice. bring back hanging
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Guavanaut posted:The only good thing about all the photos of the queen on everything are that it makes me read them in her voice. interferin wiv me fackin bins?? 'ang im!!
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Sep 12, 2022 14:46
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Interesting that my constituency is the 7th most anti royal place in the UK but is entirely filled with land rover driving 2.4 children families building extensions and shouting about youths in hoodies being up to no good. Sheffield  Also my ceo announced a mandatory camera on policy for all meetings at work today across the entire company. So thats a fun thing. "it has come to our attention that some individuals are not using their webcams" fucksake. Is it 2020? This was objectively disproven to help anyone and is a massive fatigue contributor. Gotta get folks in to the office to make use of the aeron graveyard by slowly making WFH worse and worse. Yay.
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Sep 12, 2022 14:59
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big scary monsters posted:Looking forward to this year's Christmas number one. I totally forgot how much I loved this song back in high school.
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Mebh posted:Interesting that my constituency is the 7th most anti royal place in the UK but is entirely filled with land rover driving 2.4 children families building extensions and shouting about youths in hoodies being up to no good. Also if you're in that area go to the Coffee House Café where the Marcus Rashford mural is, best barms around. I hope they can deal with the coming winter 
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Bobby Deluxe posted:interferin wiv me fackin bins?? 'ang im!! quote:I first found divinity in disgust. When I began to study morality, I read the moral codes of many cultures, and the first thing I learned is that most cultures are very concerned about food, sex, menstruation, and the handling of corpses. Because I had always thought morality was about how people treat each other, I dismissed all this stuff about "purity" and "pollution" (as the anthropologists call it) as extraneous to real morality. ... But as I read further, I began to discern an underlying logic: the logic of disgust. According to the leading theory of disgust in the 1980s, by Paul Rozin, disgust is largely about animals and the products of animal bodies (few plants or inorganic materials are disgusting), and disgusting things are contagious by touch. Disgust therefore seemed somehow related to the concerns about animals, body products (blood, excrement), washing, and touch that are so clear in the Old Testament, the Koran, Hindu scriptures, and many ethnographies of traditional societies. It makes sense that the key objects in the British animist tradition are The Bins and The Royals, and the disgusting binbags that mediate between the two. 
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Pleased to see so much anti monarchy sentiment in Wales. I now a few people were hoping to see the Prince of Wales title retired, Charles didn't miss a beat passing that thing on and keeping it alive.
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Mebh posted:Also my ceo announced a mandatory camera on policy for all meetings at work today across the entire company. So thats a fun thing. "it has come to our attention that some individuals are not using their webcams" fucksake. Is it 2020? This was objectively disproven to help anyone and is a massive fatigue contributor. lol I had an early meeting with my boss recently and he accidentally turned his camera on showing him lying in bed. I've long suspected our morning meetings look basically like this, now I know for sure: 
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Sep 12, 2022 15:11
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Only Kindness posted:Time for the freeze-peach warriors to step up. https://twitter.com/spectator/status/1569324969061806080?cxt=HHwWgMCj4dSvrscrAAAA
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Mebh posted:
Ha, I like "aeron graveyard" a lot. Although my office is full of the cheaper Zody chairs, which basically suck rear end. Plus, management instituted hotdesking at the start of 2020, so you have to recalibrate the fiddly chair each time because you no longer have your own desk, and if you leave for even an hour to have a meeting someone else can nick your spot. No one has ever been able to answer my questions about how the new approach is compatible with workplace ergonomics, COVID safety, or productivity, but jokes on them because the 1000-person building now sits empty and they've had to mothball most of the floors. Cursed place, may I never return!
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Apraxin posted:imagine the heartbreaking_worst_person_you_know.jpg, but the forehead blown up to 10 times its normal size Ftfy
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Don't even need to click the tweet to know that someone will have photoshopped that in the replies already.
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Apparently the arrests are all the fault of "The republican SNP" which I'm sure is less cool than it sounds.
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https://twitter.com/nintendouk/status/1569326012156059649 shedding a single patriotic Gamer Tear for the late queen before sighing in minor inconvenience and tuning into literally any other channel that just mirrors the US version of the stream but lmao
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https://twitter.com/monkeyscrewnuts/status/1569275227259162638 shes all we've known.....
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Overminty posted:shes all we've known..... look if you haven't been trapped in a solid box since birth showing only footage of the queen in a deeply morally questionable experiment in human brain development are you really a true brit
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Overminty posted:https://twitter.com/monkeyscrewnuts/status/1569275227259162638 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu8rNMr9RTI
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Mebh posted:Interesting that my constituency is the 7th most anti royal place in the UK but is entirely filled with land rover driving 2.4 children families building extensions and shouting about youths in hoodies being up to no good. Hell yes top 5 
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Cool and very much not cursed https://twitter.com/Trans_Writes/status/1569297677212327941
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Apraxin posted:imagine the heartbreaking_worst_person_you_know.jpg, but blown up to 10 times its normal size
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