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you actually need to protect your neck, back and 2 other zones
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bobbilljim posted:you actually need to protect your neck, back and 2 other zones lol
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while we’re on the topic make sure to proactively position yourself so you don’t get a broken nose or lose a tooth whether it’s wrasslin or bedtime, protect ur money maker
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Aug 30, 2022 02:12
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it's kind of funny in a way when the finally try to swing off you on some way now that they're older and instead of being able to take it in your stride, you fall over, and your kid comes to the realisation you're not a superhero youre just an old person
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my dad always tells me about how he stopped carrying me on his back because I would just pull his hair all the time
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echinopsis posted:it's kind of funny in a way when the finally try to swing off you on some way now that they're older and instead of being able to take it in your stride, you fall over, and your kid comes to the realisation you're not a superhero youre just an old person going to obtain the latest in sketchy illegal steroids so this never happens to me
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cowboy beepboop posted:going to obtain the latest in sketchy illegal steroids so this never happens to me same but cybernetic implants, like in the futurama episode
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Aug 30, 2022 07:58
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yeah it’s a slow humbling process going from tossing a baby in the air, to carrying a toddler around, to having a 12yo suplex you into submission
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:while we’re on the topic make sure to proactively position yourself so you don’t get a broken nose or lose a tooth echinopsis posted:it's kind of funny in a way when the finally try to swing off you on some way now that they're older and instead of being able to take it in your stride, you fall over, and your kid comes to the realisation you're not a superhero youre just an old person evil_bunnY fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Aug 30, 2022 |
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Aug 30, 2022 08:37
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wheeeeeee someone's discovered tantrums!!!
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i was always a weedy nerd until I had kids. i remember picking up their cousin (2 years older) and struggling when she was about 6, but by the time my kids were that age i was so much stronger from carrying them & all the associated crap. then they got too big to carry and im growing a dad gut, but for a brief period i was strooong
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my daughter had her first German lesson today now she won't stop calling me Farter lol
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OzyMandrill posted:i was always a weedy nerd until I had kids. i remember picking up their cousin (2 years older) and struggling when she was about 6, but by the time my kids were that age i was so much stronger from carrying them & all the associated crap. then they got too big to carry and im growing a dad gut, but for a brief period i was strooong yes, the wiryness is real. I still carry my 7yo on my shoulders in the woods sometimes, keeps the back strong, though he's cresting 60lbs now so it could go badly
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toddler is asleep, wife is away and you know what that means? turn the dial on dad mode to the next level *opens beer, puts on Steely Dan*OzyMandrill posted:my daughter had her first German lesson today lmao rekt
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:toddler is asleep, wife is away and you know what that means? turn the dial on dad mode to the next level *opens beer, puts on Steely Dan*
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now I'm watching Heat  e: this is some potato quality streaming Amazon jfc, think I'll just watch Dredd again Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Sep 10, 2022 |
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our kid is huge, like 99th percentile h+w and the pediatrician told us to switch to 2% milk
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kiddo took like 5 unassisted steps today tho so we’re getting there on walking
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lol yeah our second kid was 99.7 percentile at birth. my poor ex wife lol. he’s utterly normal size now at 11 tho and in fact even has abs lol
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I can’t believe kids come with antilock break systems now
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:now I'm watching Heat this happens every time i try to watch something on prime. i think maybe pihole or adblock probably is loving it up but lol at the idea of turning those off for bezos. It'sv literally easier to pirate it than use the real website that i paid for
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Corla Plankun posted:this happens every time i try to watch something on prime. i think maybe pihole or adblock probably is loving it up but lol at the idea of turning those off for bezos. It'sv literally easier to pirate it than use the real website that i paid for I do have a pihole so could be....but could also be buffering/lack of as my connection is a bit variable (and my WiFi coverage is terrible) who builds a house in tyool 2014 and fits it with a million goddamn phone jacks instead of ethernet?
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:
lol maybe you're lucky and it's normal cat5/6 underneath so you can just change the connector boxes?
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Tankakern posted:lol oooh I hadn't thought of that. Sunday dad mode powerup activated 
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:oooh I hadn't thought of that. get the gently caress in  I figured this box was part of the electrical system because the meter is on the other side of the wall, but it's actually got all the aerial cables, whatever the gently caress those brown ones are, and a bunch of cat5e that must be the phone sockets so this also explains why none of the aerial sockets work (but there is satellite that does so doesn't really matter), or the phone lines: they ran to the sockets and then just.....didn't connect the other ends but also yeah, can convert that to data if I can work out the wiring type. I'm guessing relay with those cables going to each floor then round in a ring between sockets.
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time to brush up on your T568B mnemonic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK7lODZaa9M
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brown stuff is rg59/rg6q aka coax. this can also be a resource for you on your journey: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3442319&perpage=40&pagenumber=1&noseen=1
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do you have any junction boxes on the underside of the eaves of the house? wouldn't be shocked if the mystery coax is there for a security camera system.
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Shifty Pony posted:do you have any junction boxes on the underside of the eaves of the house? wouldn't be shocked if the mystery coax is there for a security camera system. Hmm not that I've noticed, and there is a separate alarm system with motion sensors (that we never use tbh). the black coax appears to terminate up there but there's no aerial I can actually see connected to it the brown coax I'd expect to be a satellite run....but I'm guessing they moved the dish and just ran a new one on the outside for whatever reason because that's what currently connects to the actual tv
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the 5yo twins have been in full rumble mode all day lmao *someone gets hurt/upset* *they both go back to wrestling, etc in like a minute* lord help me this house is so loving loud
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devmd01 posted:the 5yo twins have been in full rumble mode all day lmao a relative had two boys, then twins, both boys. I think I would just die
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devmd01 posted:the 5yo twins have been in full rumble mode all day lmao my boys are older but when they start wrestling for fun i just tell them they're on their own now, and i won't care if any of them come crying or if one of them complains that he did this or that. i'm no wwe referee
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go play outside Skyler posted:my boys are older but when they start wrestling for fun i just tell them they're on their own now, and i won't care if any of them come crying or if one of them complains that he did this or that. i'm no wwe referee username post combo I guess
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:a relative had two boys, then twins, both boys. 
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night 1 of going away with brother in law's family (two kids) ours is the middle child and is charging around hyperactively copying her cousin and it is the literal opposite of relaxing. also she jugged a juice (which she rarely has but it was free) too fast after eating, sucked in a load of air, misjudged a burp and then did an enormous  all over my wifethank god I hadn't picked her up because she was asking for me and I would probably right back
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a tale as old as time
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Last week the cat puked on the dining room area rug right next to the table and nobody spotted it. One of the twins managed to step in it close to bedtime. he projectile vomited over the floor after a little bit, lmao. to be fair it is pretty gross!
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my 5 year old wrote a letter to jacinda ardern today, asking if spider-man is real
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Gentle Autist posted:my 5 year old wrote a letter to jacinda ardern today, asking if spider-man is real please report back on the answer
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5yo, staying home because sick: “I’m bored.” Me: “that’s okay, go try and find some thing to do in the basement” 5yo: “you’re supposed to say ‘hi bored, I’m dad.’”
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