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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




Obviously this video is maniacal, but as a sometime aficionado of the 7-Eleven roller grill, there is an ideal level of wrinkly for the Spicy Bite hotdog, and it's not 0.

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Grab Im Moor
Apr 4, 2022

Antigravitas posted:




And we'll do it again

(That's not even proper Döner meat, lmao)

I had this once, in terms of microwavable junk it's not that bad :shrug: though honestly it tasted more like a spring roll in a different coat than a Döner.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Grab Im Moor posted:

I had this once, in terms of microwavable junk it's not that bad :shrug: though honestly it tasted more like a spring roll in a different coat than a Döner.

now I want a döner or shawarma or gyros spring roll so much

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

This feels like a threat.

Clone Farmer
Aug 28, 2006

Everything the light touches... is our kingdom

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://i.imgur.com/YWEDflL.mp4

Like Clockwork
Feb 17, 2012

It's only the Final Battle once all the players are ready.

Oh god velveeta fudge

I've heard that it tastes and feels fine, but if you make it or tell anyone what it is you're painfully aware of its dark secret (velveeta).

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the terrible secret of the cheese food product.

Velveeta Fudge is a good name though.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm fine with recipes that use unconventional ways to add some of their ingredients, they usually taste surprisingly fine (see miracle whip cakes). But Velveeta just seems so....Velveeta-y, the idea always weirds me out a bit

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

uber_stoat posted:


Velveeta Fudge is a good name though.

For someone doing synth-cheese versions of 60s psychedelic songs, maybe. But that's it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lol @ the dog carpet

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Soon as I saw the velveeta I knew I’d seen this recently

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
I dont like velveeta (textures wierd to me) but i can see the idea of substituting milk with cheese. I...am skeptical but sure, id try it i guess

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
The best part is the woman *clearly* doesn't like what she just made, and with 4 ingredients it's not like you can blame it on a gently caress up. It's just bad.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I have this old cookbook that’s Jack Daniel’s branded and supposedly written by the kitchen staff at the distillery and the Mac and cheese recipe in the book IIRC is to add some mustard powder to velveeta. :effort:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

AlbieQuirky posted:

now I want a döner or shawarma or gyros spring roll so much

I made eggrolls stuffed with ham, collard greens and black eyed peas once. Made a peanut sauce out of boiled peanuts with it

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I have this old cookbook that’s Jack Daniel’s branded and supposedly written by the kitchen staff at the distillery and the Mac and cheese recipe in the book IIRC is to add some mustard powder to velveeta. :effort:
They've got some smart people at JD, then.

Mustard is great for anything cheese (besides notable outliers like cheesecake)

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me



Alright, who gave Martin Short the cocaine? Own up!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I haven't heard any warning about micropaper pollution, so go ahead and eat the paper is my motto.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


El Fideo posted:

Alright, who gave Martin Short the cocaine? Own up!

I hate this guy's TikToks, but his Youtube videos are ok.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Seems legit

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Hey mambo

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Mama mia!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Weight watchers cards almost seem like cheating. It isn't like aspic nightmares where folks at the time thought they were doing something fancy and good. Diet food has never been good.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






"Soybeans Italiano" is an excellent username.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Scientists have been trying for years but they eventually found out theres nothing better for you than Pee and Poop.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



I;m going to be thinking about these all day

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

oh that's what that is

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Pookah posted:

"Soybeans Italiano" is an excellent username.
It's like an intentionally-lovely Mafia nickname, I love it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Pookah posted:

"Soybeans Italiano" is an excellent username.

wwhy soy is piss. why soy is piss #italiano

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Zero_Grade posted:

It's like an intentionally-lovely Mafia nickname, I love it.

That's the handle of Eddie Maimone, he got his start running protection rackets on sushi places.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Dirty martini and meh chili?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
for the curious they said its water with lemon and lentils, black rice, and chicken. reasonable meal that just happens to look like p n p.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

The chili my parents made for most of my life looked kinda like that and was very good. Lots of beans, very thick, and unsweetened chocolate giving it that dark color and some bitterness.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/3tqcJMc.mp4

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
The most confused would

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

He does not have the happiest look on his face at the end there

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

hallo spacedog posted:

He does not have the happiest look on his face at the end there

I saw some video years ago where someone made one of those, and it sucked. Basically it's one of those things where it just looks cool that it's watermelon that looks like ham

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