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Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Kin posted:

I have a sneaking suspicion that she got diagnosed with "you'll be dead in weeks" syndrome, which prompted them to run a poll on Scottish independence intent if Chucky was king.

Ehhh.. I wouldn't be so sure about that.The 90+ crowd are one bad infection away from the grave no matter how "fit" they seem. Even if they survive one, they'll never recover fully. Her catching 2 rounds of COVID was almost certainly responsible to a degree.

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Kin posted:

What was the timeline for the Queen heading up to Balmoral and the news reports that Truss was planning to push Scottish referendum turnout to require 60%+ or whatever?

I have a sneaking suspicion that she got diagnosed with "you'll be dead in weeks" syndrome, which prompted them to run a poll on Scottish independence intent if Chucky was king.

They didn't like the answers they got back (due to Scotland really not caring about the monarchy and only tolerating it because of the consistent status quo of [The Queen]) which then prompted the intent to change the rules, the Queen coming up here and starting the song and dance over the last few days to drum up the appearance of Scotland giving a flying gently caress.

I think she went to Balmoral to die because she feels comfortable there.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
The queen was an inside job

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Bobby Deluxe posted:

He has decided that 'liberal' just means 'not racist nice people,' and not the given name of a specifically defined political ideology - which in the context of Dempsey's video absolutely does mean 'idiots who sell out the working class and consistently open the door for fascists.' Essentially the idea that 'liberal' might not mean 'good guy' keeps sliding off his perfectly smooth brain.
This is what happens when you let the 'liberal-conservative' political spectrum from Facebook and poo poo tier American news replace the entire of the liberalism-communitarian debate from Sandel's Liberalism and the Limits of Justice.

And I keep seeing it happen, even among people who ought to know better (although teaching people things their salary depends on them not knowing and all that). I guess because the alternative would be to admit that there are positions that reject both bourgeois morality and hyper-individualism. Or that socialism exists.

sheri
Dec 30, 2002

forkboy84 posted:

I think she went to Balmoral to die because she feels comfortable there.

Also she goes to Balmoral every single year from like August-October so this wasn't something out of the ordinary for her. Same thing she's done forever.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


she was 96, there was a good chance she'd die since forever tbf so cause/effect not really changing much there

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

This is what happens when you let the 'liberal-conservative' political spectrum from Facebook

Actually he got it from Hinge!

Seriously in the video he argues that because Hinge asks you to choose between Liberal or Conservative that means liberals are leftists.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I refuse to learn what that is, but I assume it's drawing from the same bad ideas well as Facebook and Tinder and all the others that make that dichotomy.

The only time a binary Liberal/Conservative question makes any sense in the UK is if you're asking someone about their support for the Corn Laws or Chartists.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

feedmegin posted:

Yes. Just don't go to any (British) news site whatsoever.

:hmmyes:

This is the way.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

I refuse to learn what that is, but I assume it's drawing from the same bad ideas well as Facebook and Tinder and all the others that make that dichotomy.

The only time a binary Liberal/Conservative question makes any sense in the UK is if you're asking someone about their support for the Corn Laws or Chartists.

Tinder alternative, not sure what its gimmick is because I also don't want to know.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


forkboy84 posted:

Do we think Job Centres will be closed on Monday?

my mate who works there says theirs is shutting so probably all are

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Out of respect for the queen, I can confirm that some Home Office departments will be closed and further asylum applications will be not be processed until the after the King's funeral

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1569682990137065472

So I guess it's total fascism now, regardless of party.

I did my own ceremony today and filled a volcano vapouriser bag with a very milky mix of different hashish and weeds (1/6th of the contents was actually legal), and took the bag outside the local cult HQ and had vaped for the dead lizard queen



I then went to buy a custard donut, and it was good.

e: https://twitter.com/C4Ciaran/status/1569656121903677441

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Sep 13, 2022

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

forkboy84 posted:

Do we think Job Centres will be closed on Monday?

I'm on UC atm (a pitiful £70-odd quid a month, lol) and idk whether I've just fallen through the cracks or what but after they suspended all the appointments and stuff during the covid lockdowns they've never tried to contact me. Which I take to mean that DWP is still all work-from-home and all the jobcentres are still shut? Given how much they give me I'd probably just tell them to suck it if they started asking me to jump through hoops mind. I can't imagine it'll be too much longer before they're hounding people again.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

'some support' from the vast majority of passers-by, 'others objecting to the protest' from a sentient slab of ham in a milwall top.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

ThomasPaine posted:

I'm on UC atm (a pitiful £70-odd quid a month, lol) and idk whether I've just fallen through the cracks or what but after they suspended all the appointments and stuff during the covid lockdowns they've never tried to contact me. Which I take to mean that DWP is still all work-from-home and all the jobcentres are still shut? Given how much they give me I'd probably just tell them to suck it if they started asking me to jump through hoops mind. I can't imagine it'll be too much longer before they're hounding people again.

I lost my job early 2020 and had the no-questions-asked for sixth months which ran out late 2020 and I started needing telephone interviews that moved to in-person in late-mid-2021, where they had bought a new office in order to socially distance offices and had a bunch of safety stuff including aircon units sucking air upwards from each cubicle. You weren't allowed in unless you passed a bunch of questions about your health.

It was actually reassuringly safe.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Tesseraction posted:

I lost my job early 2020 and had the no-questions-asked for sixth months which ran out late 2020 and I started needing telephone interviews that moved to in-person in late-mid-2021, where they had bought a new office in order to socially distance offices and had a bunch of safety stuff including aircon units sucking air upwards from each cubicle. You weren't allowed in unless you passed a bunch of questions about your health.

It was actually reassuringly safe.

if they start doing that to me I'll be sure to let them know I have a suspicious cough every time appointment day rolls around

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1569699252607008771

https://twitter.com/atebbel/status/1569698917885054976?s=20&t=ZWx7F1ImqxZcjED0uqnKXw

out of respect for the Queen, the new Zelda will only be available in black and white in the UK

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

kliras posted:

https://twitter.com/BrentNYT/status/1569646808389021696

nyt not wasting any time, you love to see it

sounds bad when you put it like that

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Microplastics posted:

Out of respect for the queen, I can confirm that some Home Office departments will be closed and further asylum applications will be not be processed until the after the King's funeral

Don't worry all the clocks and deadlines keep ticking anyway.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Z the IVth posted:

Don't worry all the clocks and deadlines keep ticking anyway.

Read the last part again :ssh:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lmao

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Centre Parcs are throwing people who’ve paid for a holiday out for the day as a mark of respect lol

https://twitter.com/CenterParcsUK/status/1569666674713923584

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


smellmycheese posted:

Centre Parcs are throwing people who’ve paid for a holiday out for the day as a mark of respect lol

https://twitter.com/CenterParcsUK/status/1569666674713923584

This is awesome

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

smellmycheese posted:

Centre Parcs are throwing people who’ve paid for a holiday out for the day as a mark of respect lol

https://twitter.com/CenterParcsUK/status/1569666674713923584

holy poo poo

I've only been to centre parcs once in my life and my overriding memory was 'loving hell these security lads take their job extremely seriously', so good luck to those who try to refuse

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


ThomasPaine posted:

I'm on UC atm (a pitiful £70-odd quid a month, lol) and idk whether I've just fallen through the cracks or what but after they suspended all the appointments and stuff during the covid lockdowns they've never tried to contact me. Which I take to mean that DWP is still all work-from-home and all the jobcentres are still shut? Given how much they give me I'd probably just tell them to suck it if they started asking me to jump through hoops mind. I can't imagine it'll be too much longer before they're hounding people again.

There was a point last year where even though all appointments were over the phone, they had staff go into the jobcentres to make the phone calls "to make the jobcentres look busy"

The way UC works on their end is that they get a list of outstanding poo poo you need to do on the system and it tells you how overdue it is. Not likely to get through to something as old as 2020 any time soon I'd imagine so should be alright for a bit. (I used to work on UC, ironically, they wouldn't give me the job full time though)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

out of respect for the Queen, the new Zelda will only be available in black and white in the UK
Other games with controversial titles will also be limited

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Remembering when 9/11 happened and people demanded Peter Jackson rename the middle LOTR movie.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The Lord of the Rings: Osama bin Laden Did Nothing Wrong was a bit provocative.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Harry Potter and the Piss Tape is Real

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

keep punching joe posted:

Remembering when 9/11 happened and people demanded Peter Jackson rename the middle LOTR movie.

That was a goon bit

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Oh nice new Kier Starmer merch just dropped

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



keep punching joe posted:

Remembering when 9/11 happened and people demanded Peter Jackson rename the middle LOTR movie.

When we went to the cinema to see LOTR part two the man in front of us clearly asked for a ticket for "the twin towers".

OzyMandrill
Aug 12, 2013

Look upon my words
and despair

forkboy84 posted:

Do we think Job Centres will be closed on Monday?

Yes they are. We're trying to help our guests sign up to UC, and after the last meeting. I sat in and listened to my guest and the translator have a little chat for 5 minutes waiting for the job center bod to fail to dial in til they gave up, but in the system, it's listed as being the 'translator did not dial in'. Anyway, the replacement meeting was - next Monday!
Fffffffffffffffffffff

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

smellmycheese posted:

Centre Parcs are throwing people who’ve paid for a holiday out for the day as a mark of respect lol

https://twitter.com/CenterParcsUK/status/1569666674713923584

They should shut down all power plants as a mark of respect, that way everyone can sit in the dark and think of the queen like they should

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

No disrespectful cycling please

https://twitter.com/jackthurston/status/1569688954802413568?s=46&t=s8gr4EgcBILSZyur0Dq0Cg

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Nenonen posted:

They should shut down all power plants as a mark of respect, that way everyone can sit in the dark and think of the queen like they should

Not the easiest wank I've ever had, but if it's the respectful thing to do...

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


OzyMandrill posted:

Yes they are. We're trying to help our guests sign up to UC, and after the last meeting. I sat in and listened to my guest and the translator have a little chat for 5 minutes waiting for the job center bod to fail to dial in til they gave up, but in the system, it's listed as being the 'translator did not dial in'. Anyway, the replacement meeting was - next Monday!
Fffffffffffffffffffff

Jobcentre staff will do absolutely anything to get out of using the translation phone service they're meant to and are generally encouraged to not rely on translators not on their service as it's "not as trustworthy" as though we knew what the official service was saying.

Had more than a couple of times where a claimant used their google translate to tell me that the official service dude was just popping off at him in some Eastern European national rivalry rant and not actually translating anything they're meant to.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The confusing moment when you're not quite sure if "Lithuanians are toilet people" is the translator being an arsehole or part of the official Conservative Party benefits policy.

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Dabir posted:

Not the easiest wank I've ever had, but if it's the respectful thing to do...

Pornhub will only be screening pathe news reels of the Queen on Monday out of respect

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