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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

kiimo posted:

He's no Kenny Blankenship from MXC

Still the best content on Twitch: https://twitch.tv/onlymxc

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



According to FPI, the Cowboys are now the worst team in football thanks to having the worst starting QB, a below average rest of the roster

https://www.espn.com/nfl/fpi

The 31st and 30th ranked teams won (Seahawks, Bears).

Bengals still 4th, above the Chiefs, Chargers and Rams

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kalli posted:

According to FPI, the Cowboys are now the worst team in football thanks to having the worst starting QB, a below average rest of the roster

https://www.espn.com/nfl/fpi

The 31st and 30th ranked teams won (Seahawks, Bears).

Bengals still 4th, above the Chiefs, Chargers and Rams

AVGWP is cracking me up

"Team's average in-game probability rank adjusted for chance that an average NFL team would control games from start to end the way this team did, given the schedule. "


lol gently caress off

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Some more gold fron PFT

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1569772107042537472?t=6hIpdEvTE-RRSHC1a94zsA&s=19

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

How does he go so hard in the paint every time lmao

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

1st bad news of the season




https://twitter.com/610SportsKC/status/1569783997399539715


He was destroying the Cardinals receivers before he went down

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

How does he go so hard in the paint every time lmao

He's way too good to be associated with Barstool

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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N: The line for Texans/Broncos has shifted 3.5 points in favor of Houston since last night

V: I wonder why.....

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Broncos have a pretty loaded offense so watching it go to waste rules.

Javonte Williams looks like one the best RBs in the league, Jerry Jeudy and Courtland Sutton are great if they can get the ball, and Hamler is really loving fast. Too bad about the quarterback

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Pron on VHS posted:

Broncos have a pretty loaded offense so watching it go to waste rules.

Javonte Williams looks like one the best RBs in the league, Jerry Jeudy and Courtland Sutton are great if they can get the ball, and Hamler is really loving fast. Too bad about the quarterback

they gave his cooked rear end so much money lmao

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
jesus christ the third one with Kyle had me dying.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Shindragon posted:

jesus christ the third one with Kyle had me dying.

It's the 5th one McVay for me because I welcome all Jason Whitlock slander

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kiimo posted:

1st bad news of the season




https://twitter.com/610SportsKC/status/1569783997399539715


He was destroying the Cardinals receivers before he went down

He was probably gonna be following Keenan around, now it looks like they'll both be out

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1569709365749518342

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


Somewhere, Jay Cutler just randomly said "Tell Martz I said gently caress him," and he doesn't know why.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

I completely agree with this, and I'd be shocked if the thought—however fleeting—hadn't crossed management's mind

Like he'll be fine (assuming he isn't actually that stupid*), but there are franchises that would've put him out on his rear end before the lights went out last night

* - that being said, the final minute wasn't the only sloppy bullshit, sooo

Toaster Beef fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Sep 13, 2022

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003





PFF isn't only bad at QB rankings btw


McVay???

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Pete at #5 is a hell of a thing.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I would like to know, precisely, one thing that Kliff Kingsbury has done to justify sniffing the top 10 let alone 4

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Did Tomlin get fired and I missed it?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Also I'll head off Kawalimus and say that harbs is too high

I missed that it's pff grades nevermind, not even worth thinking about

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Sep 13, 2022

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Penisaurus Sex posted:

Pete at #5 is a hell of a thing.

Well he did defeat the greatest mastermind football genius of all time

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

kiimo posted:

I would like to know, precisely, one thing that Kliff Kingsbury has done to justify sniffing the top 10 let alone 4

Maybe they stopped paying attention at the halfway point

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

kiimo posted:

I would like to know, precisely, one thing that Kliff Kingsbury has done to justify sniffing the top 10 let alone 4

https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/5/14/5717078/guns-up-on-tinder

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

sharknado slashfic posted:

Also I'll head off Kawalimus and say that harbs is too high

OTOH (and not related to your point) I saw the masterclass in coaching yesterday and in between laughs I was once again thankful for John Harbaugh

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Sep 13, 2022

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

kiimo posted:





PFF isn't only bad at QB rankings btw


McVay???

Is that like…

What are they measuring?

Is this their ranking for 2022 so far?

You know what, nevermind. I don’t care lol.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



kiimo posted:





PFF isn't only bad at QB rankings btw


McVay???

Maybe they got McVay and Kingsbury mixed up? Only thing I can think of. But then again McCarthy at 10 is lmao

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ehud posted:

Is that like…

What are they measuring?

Is this their ranking for 2022 so far?

You know what, nevermind. I don’t care lol.

It's from June.

The writeup had offensive and defensive ranks for each.

McVay was 9th on offense. McCarthy was 5th

Also the 1st 3 were listed as HoF coaches. Then everyone else above + McVay, Staley and Tomlin were in Good coaches.

Then Sean McDermott is sandwiched between Lovie Smith and Doug Pederson down in average.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE



:clint: This league ain't big enough for two Rodrigos...

https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1568974677254471682

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1569817638095708160

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Ehud posted:

Is that like…

What are they measuring?

Is this their ranking for 2022 so far?

You know what, nevermind. I don’t care lol.

It's numbers you drat pleb you wouldn't understand

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




kiimo posted:





PFF isn't only bad at QB rankings btw


McVay???

McVay is still calling handoffs to Akers somewhere

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

sharknado slashfic posted:

Did Tomlin get fired and I missed it?

Here’s the revised PFF measurement criteria, hth

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


I'm not allowed to talk about Kliff's girlfriend so that can't count

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Proclick but the sexiest coach is Brian Daboll

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/GanucheauAdam/status/1569727605120679936?s=20&t=aLY9EtOS9ajy_xJ_Zwwo-w

Lol Favre

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I was told by Raiders fans he was washed

https://twitter.com/_PinheadSports/status/1569815909279342596?t=B52gJspL4kiJmwG0o2GJbA&s=19

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/marlon_humphrey/status/1569813894809501696

I appreciate the honesty

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1569537187514916864

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Mega64 posted:

I find it funny that the Colts are making the same drat mistake that the Titans and Jags did with their kickers.

It wasn't just the missed FG. He also kicked two kickoffs out of bounds, including the OT kick. It was a bad performance all around. I feel bad for the guy, but I don't think there was any coming back after missing that FG.

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