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Tesseraction posted:WINSTON, THAT BITCH HAS CANCELLED THE BINS https://twitter.com/TalkTV/status/1569947941875458048 JHB has a special connection to the bins, seeing as she is a pile of reanimated garbage
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Tesseraction posted:WINSTON, THAT BITCH HAS CANCELLED THE BINS https://twitter.com/TalkTV/status/1569947941875458048 Guavanaut posted:I was reading a thing about divinity and disgust within the foundations of civilizations This is it. Britain's Ragnarök. Göttermülltag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epnKO1NEzto
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/D_Raval/status/1569946954616143872 What a bunch of loving snowflakes royalist tory simps are, they can't tolerate anyone saying anything they disagree with. When will this woke mob stop cancelling dissent?
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Scientastic posted:What a bunch of loving snowflakes royalist tory simps are, they can't tolerate anyone saying anything they disagree with. When will this woke mob stop cancelling dissent? de verdad
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Update on Centreparcs kicking everyone out on Monday: they're locking you in instead https://twitter.com/myldn/status/1570005262072791044
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Digging a tunnel is the only way to escape your lodge on Monday.
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Update: Center Parcs confirms that guests will not be able to switch off their lodge TV or change the channel on day of queen's funeral
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For the longest time I, for some reason, assumed that center Parcs resorts (and butlins and all the others) were inside gigantic domes. I have no idea where that perception came from but it lasted into my 20s and even today my brain still goes to imagining domes whenever these resorts are mentioned
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Microplastics posted:For the longest time I, for some reason, assumed that center Parcs resorts (and butlins and all the others) were inside gigantic domes. I have no idea where that perception came from but it lasted into my 20s and even today my brain still goes to imagining domes whenever these resorts are mentioned Same
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"It's like a camp, but you can't leave and you're locked in the accommodation." "You're still talking about a holiday camp right?"
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Everyone wants a bank holiday until they realise they're not the only one getting the day off.
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Microplastics posted:For the longest time I, for some reason, assumed that center Parcs resorts (and butlins and all the others) were inside gigantic domes. I have no idea where that perception came from but it lasted into my 20s and even today my brain still goes to imagining domes whenever these resorts are mentioned Well, now I want a John Carpenter-esque movie where a guy has to escape from a domed Center Parcs. Maybe Edgar Wright?
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Here is the bbc article about the queue to see the queen: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62872323 A bit of google mapping shows this to be about 4 miles. If you walk it it would take over an hour but queueing will, erm, increase that. People are going to die. Remind me, what was the length of the queue to get to the Eternity Gate in 40k?
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notaspy posted:the queue to see the queen: The Queue-een. Can you do it in a funny costume like the Marathon? You could go dressed as a banana in a pyjama, or Jeremy Corbyn
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Failed Imagineer posted:The Queue-een. That's protest Johnny.
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turning up in the queue dressed as diana and start screaming at anyone saying it's morbid or disrespectful
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diana when she was alive but I guess you could try otherwise but maybe they'd have a point
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I like the bit about the wrist bands, strong fascist vibe (bugger off music festival comparisons). And that you can't rotate out queuers.
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Turn up in a full SS Obergruppenführer uniform, holding A2 posters of the Queen Mum and Liz doing a Hitlergrüß/Harry dressed in the same uniform. Then let the rational debate commencenotaspy posted:I like the bit about the wrist bands, strong fascist vibe (bugger off music festival comparisons). Music festivals are often run on pretty fash lines tbh, severe curtailment of public liberties to facilitate unrestrained capitalism (in the form of €8 cans of Heineken). OTOH Reading Festival has never tried to invade the Sudetenland, but it's only a matter of time Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Sep 14, 2022 |
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notaspy posted:Remind me, what was the length of the queue to get to the Eternity Gate in 40k? The lore says it takes multiple generations to get through the queue, which does sound a bit silly, what do they eat, where do they give birth, why would the children who grow up in the queue not just leave? I guess we're about to find out.
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Tesseraction posted:diana when she was alive but I guess you could try otherwise but maybe they'd have a point Turning up with Diana and screaming at everyone about my dream where the psychic lady from the Express telepathically instructed me to buy a marionette kit and ghostpunch the king
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Once the London ABBA Experience runs its course they're going to retrofit it into a holographic audience with Liz, and every Telegraph reader will be required to make an annual Hajj
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Microplastics posted:For the longest time I, for some reason, assumed that center Parcs resorts (and butlins and all the others) were inside gigantic domes. I have no idea where that perception came from but it lasted into my 20s and even today my brain still goes to imagining domes whenever these resorts are mentioned Because - one of the early center parks had the main swimming pool and shop area under a giant dome/glass roof, back when that was rare and unusual. I forget if it was France or here, but they used that one domed area in all the publicity shots to give the idea they were all like that. I think it was part of their logo for a while. I vaguely remember friends at school complaining that it was nothing like the adverts in the UK.
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notaspy posted:Here is the bbc article about the queue to see the queen: No Cliff Energy Gel Station, 3/10 would not queue again.
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Sad news everyone, we've lost America again https://twitter.com/ajbauer/status/1570015960526106629?s=46&t=S5BJMGZnKBAv3o8wPfiM3g
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Barry Foster posted:and I really love my mum! You know she'd understand.
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Barry Foster posted:I wouldn't queue 30 hours to go to my own mother's funeral, let alone, well, They've waited for 70 years to attend a royal funeral, give them a break. Me, I think this one looks a bit crowded so I'll catch the next one. I probably won't be waiting long.
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