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Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








I think the immediate reaction for a lot of people when they see how Wilson acts is to consider him fake, because no one could actually be like that. It's just that from all accounts, he is.

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I just love how he effortlessly grates on people

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Ehud posted:

it's okay to be a huge dork as long as you're happy

Yeah :)

Being married to Ciara would make most people happy, I think.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I think people have a certain expectation about how pro athletes should behave - in terms of a personality - and he just breaks many of them.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

He strikes me as a guy who probably doesn't have a genuine friend and it makes me kinda feel bad for him.

Every time he flies he thinks he becomes best friends with the flight crew which is why he loves flying so much. For some reason they never return his calls after the flight though so he has to start all over again.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Look at this man. Random bag of popcorn at a press conference. Lamar owns.
https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1570138354439843840

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








kiimo posted:

Every time he flies he thinks he becomes best friends with the flight crew which is why he loves flying so much. For some reason they never return his calls after the flight though so he has to start all over again.

well yea, he trained all the ones for Alaska Airlines!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e31tKN0LKE4

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Diva Cupcake posted:

Look at this man. Random bag of popcorn at a press conference. Lamar owns.

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1570138637802651648?t=Mgi8ZrxbK3-R-RLGKbnx7A&s=19

gotta love the man

LightReaper
May 3, 2007


Never mind he found something new

https://twitter.com/ryantalbotbills/status/1570139775570710528?s=46&t=jD5Dm7hqz89Xlyk9Mj_X6g

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

oh, boy. That's...great.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mystic Stylez posted:

I just love how he effortlessly grates on people

We've been doing offseason chat for 4 pages simply because he exists


also I love Lamar being a troll I just wish I wouldn't have to hear about his contract anymore

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

And then there's probably like 10% that aren't gay porn.

And in that 10% is the heart wrenching saga of Matt Ryan.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Mystic Stylez posted:

gotta love the man

NY Post headline: Millionaire Sports Star Flaunts Food in Front of Starving Audience

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hey America, are you ready to enjoy watching two dominant defenses have a donnybook slobberknocker with more punts and turnovers then offensive points scored?

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Kalli posted:

Hey America, are you ready to enjoy watching two dominant defenses have a donnybook slobberknocker with more punts and turnovers then offensive points scored?

These maps always amaze me.

Why does all of Alabama get Miami/Baltimore

It also looks like there's more Georgia then Florida for the Jacksonville game.

Why does Hawaii get Miami/Baltimore?

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Louisville is tripping me up

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


It's Mitch O'Clock

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

syzpid posted:

These maps always amaze me.

Why does all of Alabama get Miami/Baltimore

It also looks like there's more Georgia then Florida for the Jacksonville game.

Why does Hawaii get Miami/Baltimore?

Marlon Humphrey maybe? Ozzie Newsome connection? I was wondering that too.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

syzpid posted:

These maps always amaze me.

Why does all of Alabama get Miami/Baltimore


Tua went to Bama

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Nodoze posted:

Tua went to Bama

Oh ffs duh. Also explains Hawaii.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Android Apocalypse posted:

Jesus I just realized the only QB's that have been back to multiple Super Bowls in that time period are Peyton Manning, Russell Wilson, Patrick Mahomes, and Tom Brady. And Brady is the only one that one multiple times when he got there.

Please don't memory hole undefeated superbowl champ Eli Manning.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Nodoze posted:

Tua went to Bama

Yeah, but so did Mac! Maybe Tua is more remembered though? I have no idea

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

syzpid posted:

These maps always amaze me.

Why does all of Alabama get Miami/Baltimore

It also looks like there's more Georgia then Florida for the Jacksonville game.

Why does Hawaii get Miami/Baltimore?

There are probably just as many jags fans in south georgia as there are in FL. They're confined to Jax in the FL side of the house.

Bama gets Miami/Baltimore almost certainly because there are big name former Bama/Auburn players on one or both teams (like Tua mentioned above).

Hawaii probably gets it because there's a Hawaiian player or coach or a big name from UH on the team.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Nodoze posted:

Tua went to Bama

Ah Lamar and Louisville then too, duh

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Diva Cupcake posted:

Look at this man. Random bag of popcorn at a press conference. Lamar owns.
https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1570138354439843840

what is the qb franchise tag now?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Elephanthead posted:

what is the qb franchise tag now?

Should be about ~$48m next year.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Elephanthead posted:

what is the qb franchise tag now?

Exclusive tag is the average of the top 5 annual salaries ($50.5m if they go total cash not sure on this point). Non-exclusive is the cap hit for the top 5 in that position ($33.1m) and other teams can offer more money for him but have to give up two firsts.

source for numbers: https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/rankings/quarterback/

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Kalli posted:

Yeah, but so did Mac! Maybe Tua is more remembered though? I have no idea

Maybe it's because the Dolphins have Tua and Waddle both

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again


This is incredible.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Mr. Nice! posted:

There are probably just as many jags fans in south georgia as there are in FL. They're confined to Jax in the FL side of the house.

Getting all of south Georgia probably doubled jaguar fans from 2 to 4

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Xeras posted:

You know aside from selling miracle water that he claimed cured concussions?

I'd criticize it as grifting but I am starting to wonder if he genuinely thought it might help ppl. Maybe he thought it was like a real life hp potion which makes his intentions at least seem less bad.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I’d be surprised if the Jets games aren’t broadcast around Salt Lake City when Wilson returns from
Injury. He still has a pretty sizable following and the local papers report on him.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Late but @ Russ chat, yeah. I never understand why so many people transitioned from loling about him being a weirdo dork to like, straight up hating him for it. It’s weird. Some people get really heated about it and the dude is just being himself and having fun. He sounds like a nice person and he makes me lol a lot. That owns.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kalli posted:

Should be about ~$48m next year.

Wonder what it'll be if Herbert and Burrow sign big deals right after the season

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Kalli posted:

Hey America, are you ready to enjoy watching two dominant defenses have a donnybook slobberknocker with more punts and turnovers then offensive points scored?



all of these games ... kinda suck?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
New England and Pitt is either gonna be the worst slog possible or extremely funny

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

all of these games ... kinda suck?

Miami and Baltimore is the best.

Colts and Jags might be funny if the Colts shoot themselves in the foot over and over again like last year.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Dolphins ravens has potential. Everything else is dire as gently caress

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Pats/Steelers has some potential if you want to watch the Patriots suffer.

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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Pontius Pilate posted:

Louisville is tripping me up

its cool, they started getting ravens games in like 2019

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