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If I lived in the Marvel Universe you bet your rear end I'd be praying to Thor every day.
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Sep 15, 2022 03:34
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I'm imagining Thor going to everyone who prayed to him for something dumb/evil and slapping them like it's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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Sep 15, 2022 03:55
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:wendigos are a constant and terrifying concern in canada, and in the mu the canadian government is somehow even more evil than the us. coming to Disney+ in 2024: Letterkenny, except every character was part of Department H or the Weapon X program
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Sep 15, 2022 03:59
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Codependent Poster posted:If I lived in the Marvel Universe you bet your rear end I'd be praying to Thor every day. idk, say what you will about his followers, but Jesus has never gotten his rear end beat by the Hulk
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Sep 15, 2022 04:22
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Does Jesus exist in the Marvel Universe? I know churches and priests do, but I think they stay away from Jesus to avoid offending people.
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Sep 15, 2022 04:36
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The X-man cometh posted:Does Jesus exist in the Marvel Universe? I know churches and priests do, but I think they stay away from Jesus to avoid offending people. From the sound of things, Daredevil had Jesus judge him in the recent AXE.
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Sep 15, 2022 04:45
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The X-man cometh posted:Does Jesus exist in the Marvel Universe? I know churches and priests do, but I think they stay away from Jesus to avoid offending people. He exists to the same degree that he does in actual history, unless Aaron has decided that he's actually the original prototype Spider-Man or some poo poo
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Sep 15, 2022 05:20
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The X-man cometh posted:Does Jesus exist in the Marvel Universe? I know churches and priests do, but I think they stay away from Jesus to avoid offending people. Yeah he’s a mutant
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Sep 15, 2022 05:22
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Abroham Lincoln posted:Yeah he’s a mutant According to Exodus (the mutant, not the Old Testament book)
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Sep 15, 2022 05:27
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Gripweed posted:That's one of the big differences about the Marvel universe; there wouldn't be any atheists. Every religion is true and a lot more beside. there'd still be atheists, it'd just be the position of not believing any of these beings are worthy of worship
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Sep 15, 2022 05:28
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TwoPair posted:idk, say what you will about his followers, but Jesus has never gotten his rear end beat by the Hulk Yeah but I've never seen Jesus fly through the air and shoot lightning at Ultron either. So if my rear end is on the line I'd be calling for Thor before Jesus.
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Sep 15, 2022 05:48
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I think there’s a few characters that were alluded to being Jesus (the Aquarian, and some guy from Ghost Rider), but even these days, Marvel doesn’t want to directly say a character is Jesus.
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Sep 15, 2022 05:48
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I'm trying real hard to think of a Marvel character who died and was reborn in some kind of spectacular form that was responsible for the salvation of the universe, but it raises the troubling spectre of the Dark Jesus Saga.
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Sep 15, 2022 05:52
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can't believe Bruce banner is actually Jesus
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Sep 15, 2022 06:05
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Gripweed posted:Thinking about Dark Reign and Secret Empire, and how the us government was legally taken over by nazi supervillains twice in a few years, how much poo poo has an ordinary person in the Marvel universe lived through? Excluding New Yorkers of course because then the list becomes absurd. But just a regular 30 year old living in like, Chicago or San Antonio or whatever. How many society-changing events have happened in the course of their life? Dark Reign was just Norman Osborne taking over the security state, not the government itself, I feel like it wouldn't have changed your life that much if you were an average citizen in Chicago or whatever.
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Sep 15, 2022 08:20
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Mameluke posted:for Devil's Reign, Wilson Fisk was not that bad a mayor and honestly his Thunderbolts were a sight better than the NYPD The NYPD are all trapped in space, being too dumb to operate the spacecraft they built when tony mind zapped them. 
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Sep 15, 2022 10:41
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Gripweed posted:That's one of the big differences about the Marvel universe; there wouldn't be any atheists. Every religion is true and a lot more beside. Apart from Scientology. Scientology being a scam in all timelines is a joke I can get behind.
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Sep 15, 2022 11:45
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Nessus posted:I'm trying real hard to think of a Marvel character who died and was reborn in some kind of spectacular form that was responsible for the salvation of the universe, but it raises the troubling spectre of the Dark Jesus Saga. Doctor Strange helped reboot the entire universe at least twice
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Sep 15, 2022 12:55
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Nilbop posted:Apart from Scientology. Scientology being a scam in all timelines is a joke I can get behind. Hubbard managing to come up with the one alien scenario that doesn't actually exist.
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Sep 15, 2022 13:59
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Nessus posted:I'm trying real hard to think of a Marvel character who died and was reborn in some kind of spectacular form that was responsible for the salvation of the universe, but it raises the troubling spectre of the Dark Jesus Saga. Honestly, Crossbones really goofed up when he killed Cap with a magic time bullet and not just a regular one.
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Sep 15, 2022 14:11
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Nessus posted:I'm trying real hard to think of a Marvel character who died and was reborn in some kind of spectacular form that was responsible for the salvation of the universe For Miles Morales so loved the earth, he gave his only begotten spare cheeseburger
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Sep 15, 2022 14:31
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Nilbop posted:While I'm still enjoying Judgment Day, my biggest criticism of Gillen is that he has always been too wordy. It tends to muddy the stakes and undercut tension. It turned me off Once and Future King and it's dancing close to turning me off Judgment Day when he ends up filling pages saying stuff like failing to tip a taxi cab can lead to global annihilation. Making a cosmic judge seem petty gives him character at the expense of his purpose. I was also extremely underwhelmed by how he used Uranos. When is the Franklin button going to get pushed and we have a Pet Galactus vs zombie Celestial fight? Can Franklin still do that? I'm not up to date on FF stuff. Or a Moira clone is going to get yeeted to get through this? The Judgement Celestial's judging just seemed incredibly flawed, I feel like another cosmic being needs to call it out so it can back off.
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Sep 15, 2022 15:23
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drrockso20 posted:Honestly my headcanon has long been that reality is such an unstable pile of Swiss Cheese for the main Marvel and DC Universes that most of these events soft retcon themselves out of existence after a couple in-universe months for anyone who isn't directly involved or connected to the whole Superhero/Supervillain thing*, so for example say in a couple years we have an event where a literal Giant Sized Man-Thing eats most of Dallas, super tragic and edgy loss of civilian lives and property, but within six months Dallas will be completely back to normal even for the people who got eaten and stuff, unless of course you have some new character show up who has a connection to that event(like say it results in someone becoming Woman-Thing) then it still specifically applies to that person Funny you should mention Dallas, because that was randomly where Fall of the Mutants took place for the main X-Men team, during which large chunks of the city was reality warped by a cosmic being. glitchwraith fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Sep 16, 2022 |
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Sep 15, 2022 16:16
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Nilbop posted:Apart from Scientology. Scientology being a scam in all timelines is a joke I can get behind. Scientology? What's that? https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Triune_Understanding_(Earth-616)
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Sep 15, 2022 22:54
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https://twitter.com/bengal_art/status/1569772887363702785?s=46&t=W75KdUZ5pDv9b8Ql3kvbEw Marvel cover accidentally included the indie character Spinnerette instead of the Renew Your Vows character Spinnerette
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Sep 16, 2022 22:52
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Jiro posted:Or a Moira clone is going to get yeeted to get through this? The Judgement Celestial's judging just seemed incredibly flawed, I feel like another cosmic being needs to call it out so it can back off. Calling it now: this entire 'judgment' is just it deliberately flailing around and making the biggest mess possible in hopes that once it gives a big thumbs up or down the real Celestials will turn up and fix it into proper inscrutability.
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Sep 16, 2022 22:52
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thetoughestbean posted:https://twitter.com/bengal_art/status/1569772887363702785?s=46&t=W75KdUZ5pDv9b8Ql3kvbEw lol Marvel has too many alternate spider characters. The artist didn't know this, which isn't a surprise. Artists are too busy drawing to keep up with a lot of things. But the editor absolutely should have caught that.
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Sep 16, 2022 23:03
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i can't even tell which one is the fake
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Sep 17, 2022 00:00
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site posted:i can't even tell which one is the fake It’s the lady with multiple limbs
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Sep 17, 2022 00:50
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Yeah I mean clearly she stands out even without the arms. Should've been a little easier to figure that out for the artist.
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Sep 17, 2022 00:52
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It is kinda odd. Marvel sent over no visual reference? The artist turned down visual reference and somehow decided a random character from a wan Empowered-esque homage webcomic was actually a Marvel character? The editor absolutely should have caught it, mind.
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Sep 17, 2022 01:20
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That reminds me of the time someone drew the character Hazmat (from the EA game Marvel Nemesis) into a splash panel instead of Hazmat (the Marvel character).
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Sep 17, 2022 01:21
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thetoughestbean posted:It’s the lady with multiple limbs Every lady I know has multiple limbs.
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Sep 17, 2022 01:44
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Dawgstar posted:It is kinda odd. Marvel sent over no visual reference? The artist turned down visual reference and somehow decided a random character from a wan Empowered-esque homage webcomic was actually a Marvel character? The editor absolutely should have caught it, mind. If you follow artists on social media a lot of times they'll be like "I don't know who this character is" and just google references. I don't blame them at all. It's up to the editor to catch that since the artist probably provided rough sketches before they finished it up. Or assistant editor or whoever.
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Sep 17, 2022 01:49
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I hadn't heard of it before but if you google image search Spinnerette the webcomic is what comes up. Also this is a decent joke
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Hispanic! At The Disco posted:Every lady I know has multiple limbs. Shoulda said arms, yeah
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Sep 17, 2022 02:00
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thetoughestbean posted:Shoulda said arms, yeah Most women I know have multiple arms
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Sep 17, 2022 02:02
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Gripweed posted:Most women I know have multiple arms I knew as soon I hit post that someone was going to say this
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Sep 17, 2022 02:10
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Dawgstar posted:It is kinda odd. Marvel sent over no visual reference? The artist turned down visual reference and somehow decided a random character from a wan Empowered-esque homage webcomic was actually a Marvel character? The editor absolutely should have caught it, mind. In the replies to the tweet the artist says Marvel just sent over a list of characters to include. The wife of the Spinnerette artist is also in the replies and says that they see the funny side, everyone seems to be chill about it which is good because I have minimal faith in Marvel the corporate entity handling this anywhere near as well. https://twitter.com/SongbirdsaraW/status/1570672124121186305?t=LudqS9N07OT4NXXt62N3rA&s=19
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Party Boat posted:In the replies to the tweet the artist says Marvel just sent over a list of characters to include. The wife of the Spinnerette artist is also in the replies and says that they see the funny side, everyone seems to be chill about it which is good because I have minimal faith in Marvel the corporate entity handling this anywhere near as well. It certainly does seem like an honest mistake instead of when Marvel just ignored their artists blatantly cribbing from Warhammer 40K designs.
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