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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

PainterofCrap posted:

Cats already see your hand as a tongue.

As someone who has had cats in my household for my entire life: WTF is up with this poo poo

It's for humans who want to pretend to lick their cats hth

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Full song.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Always reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul0Zs3GjcH4

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




Frank Frank posted:

It's for humans who want to pretend to lick their cats hth

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Frank Frank posted:

It's for humans who want to pretend to lick their cats hth

My cat licks my face all the time, but if I try and lick his face then ALL OF A SUDDEN it’s a problem

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

This is literally the soundtrack to these images and it's NOT OK HOLY gently caress MY BRAIN


axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

This is literally the soundtrack to these images and it's NOT OK HOLY gently caress MY BRAIN




Go to https://www.craiyon.com/

Put in "A teenagers messy room" or something similar and produce an endless supply of these images.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Oh i would if I could

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Yaldabaoth posted:



This feels like there is a story behind it.




e: This loving poster is seared in my brain and I'm extra careful in our freight elevators because of it. The mental image of getting trapped like that is more than enough, tyvm.

Doll House Ghost
Jun 18, 2011



That happened to a guy in a nearby school a couple of years back. He was moving a trash bin, it wasn't fully inside the elevator and crushed him. :/

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

German cuisine. It's raw hamburger meat. You dip it in the onions, put it on a bread roll and eat it

https://twitter.com/FidelZastro/status/1562836165018865665?t=bxYH9oN43rtpOPe7qq-w4w&s=19

Doll House Ghost posted:

That happened to a guy in a nearby school a couple of years back. He was moving a trash bin, it wasn't fully inside the elevator and crushed him. :/

was he ok? :ohdear:

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

GABA ghoul posted:

German cuisine. It's raw hamburger meat. You dip it in the onions, put it on a bread roll and eat it

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


This is what the average american will look like in the not too distant future.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Yaldabaoth posted:



This is what the average american will look like in the not too distant future.

Posterfolk for HAES

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007


Do you want to change your name to Homer Pikachu? The kids can call you "Hochu"

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


My wife had a stroke earlier this year, and when she tried to talk, it sounded a lot like this. I didn't even waste time calling 911, I shoved her in the car and got her to the nearest hospital in a couple of minutes. One $70k shot and two hours later, her speech came back all at once. But it sucked to see her frustration trying to talk and that's what was coming out.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

MrUnderbridge posted:

My wife had a stroke earlier this year, and when she tried to talk, it sounded a lot like this. I didn't even waste time calling 911, I shoved her in the car and got her to the nearest hospital in a couple of minutes. One $70k shot and two hours later, her speech came back all at once. But it sucked to see her frustration trying to talk and that's what was coming out.

google Ron Paul

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Antigravitas posted:




e: This loving poster is seared in my brain and I'm extra careful in our freight elevators because of it. The mental image of getting trapped like that is more than enough, tyvm.

You'd think they would just remove that ledge bit after the first death, just like in every other elevator.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Freight elevators are often open. The only door is the one in the shaft, the car doesn't have them. I assume modern ones are safer, but there are plenty of old ones around.

They are scary as poo poo imo.

MrUnderbridge posted:

My wife had a stroke earlier this year, and when she tried to talk, it sounded a lot like this. I didn't even waste time calling 911, I shoved her in the car and got her to the nearest hospital in a couple of minutes. One $70k shot and two hours later, her speech came back all at once. But it sucked to see her frustration trying to talk and that's what was coming out.

I sometimes get migraine induced aphasia.

Partial loss of function, especially speech, is the single most cursed and scary thing I've ever experienced.

Doll House Ghost
Jun 18, 2011



GABA ghoul posted:


was he ok? :ohdear:

He was not.

Deadite
Aug 30, 2003

A fat guy, a watermelon, and a stack of magazines?
Family.

MrUnderbridge posted:

My wife had a stroke earlier this year, and when she tried to talk, it sounded a lot like this. I didn't even waste time calling 911, I shoved her in the car and got her to the nearest hospital in a couple of minutes. One $70k shot and two hours later, her speech came back all at once. But it sucked to see her frustration trying to talk and that's what was coming out.

reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5wAak66HDI

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/wys5Lxx.mp4

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Yaldabaoth posted:



This feels like there is a story behind it.

I've been out to this hospital a number of times and they do indeed have robots driving around parts of it, but I guess if you get in the elevator with them it fucks them up or something and someone's gotta come reset it, so they want you to just wait for the next elevator. Sure seems like a lotta work and hassle to eliminate workers, but what do I know.

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva

Nothing wrong with the occasional Steak tartare, it's good for your immune system!

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
elevators are faraday cages, thats prolly it

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

German architecture. It's a house. You move into it and get depressed and feel a deep feeling of alienation with the natural world

https://twitter.com/FButtermilch/status/1513161689658707977?t=OJC7-Y25vLrQywNGt4iP6g&s=19

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

GABA ghoul posted:

German cuisine. It's raw hamburger meat. You dip it in the onions, put it on a bread roll and eat it

https://twitter.com/FidelZastro/status/1562836165018865665?t=bxYH9oN43rtpOPe7qq-w4w&s=19


:getin:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

GABA ghoul posted:

German architecture. It's a house. You move into it and get depressed and feel a deep feeling of alienation with the natural world

https://twitter.com/FButtermilch/status/1513161689658707977?t=OJC7-Y25vLrQywNGt4iP6g&s=19

Entfremdunghaus is probably where Kraftwerk used to live

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

An hour later on the toilet: :frogout:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

GABA ghoul posted:

German cuisine. It's raw hamburger meat. You dip it in the onions, put it on a bread roll and eat it

https://twitter.com/FidelZastro/status/1562836165018865665?t=bxYH9oN43rtpOPe7qq-w4w&s=19

What kind of seasoning? I’d try it if it were hand ground and well seasoned.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

GABA ghoul posted:

German architecture. It's a house. You move into it and get depressed and feel a deep feeling of alienation with the natural world

https://twitter.com/FButtermilch/status/1513161689658707977?t=OJC7-Y25vLrQywNGt4iP6g&s=19

nihilist groverhouse

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Nigmaetcetera posted:

What kind of seasoning? I’d try it if it were hand ground and well seasoned.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

GABA ghoul posted:

German architecture. It's a house. You move into it and get depressed and feel a deep feeling of alienation with the natural world

https://twitter.com/FButtermilch/status/1513161689658707977?t=OJC7-Y25vLrQywNGt4iP6g&s=19

Grayverhouse

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Nigmaetcetera posted:

What kind of seasoning? I’d try it if it were hand ground and well seasoned.

It's called Mett

https://wurstcircle.com/recipes/german-mett/

I would genuinely & unironically not do this inside the US. You could get very sick and possibly even die. You can also get infected with parasites and worms will start crawling under your skin. I'm not joking. But if you are in the EU, go ahead and enjoy.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Antigravitas posted:




e: This loving poster is seared in my brain and I'm extra careful in our freight elevators because of it. The mental image of getting trapped like that is more than enough, tyvm.

Didn't a goon make a Klämrisk Hero game?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

evobatman posted:

Didn't a goon make a Klämrisk Hero game?

https://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=54551 ?

There's also https://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=52960

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Cool, gonna show up 30 minutes late and get hella overtime, which I'm sure is time and a half.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004












Big imgur dump of this stuff here, it’s hella cursed:

https://imgur.com/gallery/wgxw4Rd

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