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# ? Sep 15, 2022 06:20 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:46 |
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jack of () all webs master of none.
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 06:23 |
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nah i've already got a copy on dvd thanks though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvdOYwyVfd8
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 07:23 |
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i feel like i'd be wasting the masters time. do you have something more webapprentice sized
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 07:45 |
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yeah can you do up some dhtml for me in perl
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 10:08 |
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i know both html and vrml
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 10:44 |
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do you have a portfolio with your under construction gifs?
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 10:46 |
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i wonder who made the original under construction gifs. seems like they’ve always existed, even before the internet
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 15:05 |
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polyester concept posted:i wonder who made the original under construction gifs. seems like they’ve always existed, even before the internet this is the real chicken and the egg
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 15:06 |
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polyester concept posted:i wonder who made the original under construction gifs. seems like they’ve always existed, even before the internet I made some for my first couple websites in like 1994. they weren't even animated, this was just so long ago mosaic didn't have jpeg support yet so gif was the only way to go
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 15:14 |
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qirex posted:I made some for my first couple websites in like 1994. they weren't even animated, this was just so long ago mosaic didn't have jpeg support yet so gif was the only way to go lol i remember plastering netscape now gifs all over mine and getting free hosting from my dialup isp
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 15:16 |
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nah im good
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 15:24 |
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those early versions of netscape were probably the worst software to get that popular, it could [and would] hard lock your computer on a regular basis. I remember this guy I worked with within 5 minutes of whatever version had frames was released he made an infinite loop of them and crashed his computer. plug0ins made it even less stable yeah sure microsoft bundled ie, monopoly power, blah blah but netscape was a trivially easy target. even very early versions of ie were 10x less likely to nuke your computer. it wasn't until they shoehorned in activex and all that garbage that ie got real bad
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 15:25 |
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yeah IE 3 was fine. around the same time i remember netscape communicator being a huge piece of poo poo to the point that i started downloading mozilla alphas, which were somehow actually better also i think the theme was blue? idk, i remember liking it
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 15:29 |
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ie was generally pretty good, though as noted being better than netscape wasn't very hard. microsoft also had a surprising number of correct predictions of where things were going at the time, fighting tooth and nail to make webview apps a native platform thing (lol microsoft claiming ie is integral to the os), and of course ajax. longhorn was the clusterfuck to bring all that foresight (and much else) down though. though that is probably as well, monopoly-wise.
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 15:33 |
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webmaster is an outdated, racist, word. we're all webidiots now
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 15:50 |
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websub here looking for a webmaster or webdaddy 👉👈🥺🤤
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 16:01 |
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i know php OP
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 16:10 |
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hopefully you can support my applets
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 16:19 |
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steve jobs saying ie is the default mac browser to boos from the audience
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 17:03 |
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a webmaster...
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 18:30 |
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i am the webmaster, op. stay out of my territory.
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 18:47 |
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I am the gatekeeper
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 19:01 |
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post hole digger posted:As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a webmaster... on the web, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the users are looking to beat the site, the moderators are watching the users. The admins are watching the moderators. The security auditors are watching the admins. The middle managers are watching the security auditors. The directors are watching the middle managers. The CIO is watching the directors. I'm watching the CIO. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 19:04 |
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post hole digger posted:As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a webmaster... now the dream is dead! there are no more webs to master
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 19:19 |
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lol ive been learning perl again after 15 years what a dumb fun language
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 19:23 |
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rotor posted:hopefully you can support my applets that's what tables are for, right?
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 19:25 |
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sometimes you got to get things done in a hurry and most programming languages that are popular these days are very "opinionated". i like perl
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 19:26 |
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post hole digger posted:As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a webmaster... I really wanted to make a website when I was a kid but had no idea what I wanted to do with it. I had a friend at school who managed to get his parents to buy him a vanity domain name and I was pretty jealous. this was like in 96 or 97
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 20:34 |
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Beeftweeter posted:now the dream is dead! carry on then posted:on the web, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the users are looking to beat the site, the moderators are watching the users. The admins are watching the moderators. The security auditors are watching the admins. The middle managers are watching the security auditors. The directors are watching the middle managers. The CIO is watching the directors. I'm watching the CIO. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all. lol
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 20:49 |
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god how i wish to find a webmistress some day...
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 20:57 |
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what is a webmaster
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# ? Sep 15, 2022 22:14 |
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jimmyjams posted:what is a webmaster a poster so powerful their very presence on the active list sends an awed hush over the others. their threads are instant gold they have established mastery of web oh and i guess they know basic html
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 01:25 |
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matti posted:sometimes you got to get things done in a hurry and most programming languages that are popular these days are very "opinionated". i like perl sounds like this is also an opinion, ironically
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 01:27 |
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akadajet posted:I really wanted to make a website when I was a kid but had no idea what I wanted to do with it. I had a friend at school who managed to get his parents to buy him a vanity domain name and I was pretty jealous. this was like in 96 or 97 same but my friend with the vanity domain set up a section of his shared hosting for me so i was in charge of my own little section of the site, in i guess 1998 or 1999?
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 01:28 |
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heres an aster .webm https://cdn.jwplayer.com/videos/8zqNOrdI-tXzwfO7V.mp4
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# ? Sep 16, 2022 01:30 |
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rotor posted:hopefully you can support my applets i wrote a thing that was a combo of active-x and a (signed at least) java applet to talk to a flatbed scanner and also screen-scrape an as/400 terminal window. this was a part of hospital admissions processing for every patient; i feel bad for whoever had to rewrite that once all that tech got rightly deprecated.
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I am a web man for the county And I run the main site Searchin' in the sun for another overload
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