|
Yeah that's a bold statement from someone who isn't providing examples.
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2022 23:43
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 29, 2024 06:22 |
|
|
His IG: https://www.instagram.com/tattoodennis76/?hl=en Definitely some horror stories among recent postings, none I've seen that as bad as the infamous one I guess but nothing I'd want on me.
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2022 23:49
|
|
|
E:f;b
|
|
#
?
Sep 13, 2022 23:49
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Sep 14, 2022 00:51
|
|
|
Gummy Bart?
|
|
#
?
Sep 14, 2022 00:59
|
|
|
If someone said they got a Simpsons gummy tattoo that's absolutely not what I would have guessed
|
|
#
?
Sep 14, 2022 01:00
|
|
|
Because the gummy Venus De Milo design is *right there*?
|
|
#
?
Sep 14, 2022 01:02
|
|
|
Sweet Sweet can... argle hurgle
|
|
#
?
Sep 14, 2022 01:05
|
|
|
 The artist just sucks poo poo, any tattoo on their IG is just trash. Probably like $800 an hour too
|
|
#
?
Sep 15, 2022 23:52
|
|
|
Johnny Truant posted:
If people want bad tattoos I feel like it’s not my place to judge as long as it’s not a dangerous or dirty process, but I just can’t wrap my head around what this tattoo fulfills. It’s not artistic, the letters are microscopic, what did the client want?
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 00:06
|
|
|
Thirteen Orphans posted:If people want bad tattoos I feel like it’s not my place to judge as long as it’s not a dangerous or dirty process, but I just can’t wrap my head around what this tattoo fulfills. It’s not artistic, the letters are microscopic, what did the client want? To be able to say "Yeah, I've got a tattoo", presumably.  Also the thumbnail looked like a cleavage shot at first. 
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 00:25
|
|
|
Thirteen Orphans posted:If people want bad tattoos I feel like it’s not my place to judge as long as it’s not a dangerous or dirty process, but I just can’t wrap my head around what this tattoo fulfills. It’s not artistic, the letters are microscopic, what did the client want? I’m going to make the case for this one, cause it’s actually very good 1) tattoos aren’t cool anymore and haven’t been for a while. They’re for crossfit moms, and grandpas riding 3-wheel motorcycles, and computer programmers. Completely played out. 2) if you ARE going to get a tattoo, why not get something that’s immediately meaningful and symbolically powerful that you can represent in something so tiny nobody will ever see it, even yourself 3) that’s a good tattoo
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 00:39
|
|
|
Small bart?
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 00:50
|
|
|
BigFactory posted:I’m going to make the case for this one, cause it’s actually very good No! This is dumb!
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 01:12
|
|
|
No u!
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 01:18
|
|
|
canyoneer posted:If someone said they got a Simpsons gummy tattoo that's absolutely not what I would have guessed On the other hand once I saw it, I'd be fine with it.
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 03:18
|
|
|
Thirteen Orphans posted:If people want bad tattoos I feel like it’s not my place to judge as long as it’s not a dangerous or dirty process, but I just can’t wrap my head around what this tattoo fulfills. It’s not artistic, the letters are microscopic, what did the client want? The client wanted a temporary tattoo and they got one; in about 5 years that thing will have blurred and faded to the point that it will have disappeared.
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 14:28
|
|
|
I would bet money that person has said "tattoos don't hurt"
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 15:43
|
|
|
BigFactory posted:1) tattoos aren’t cool anymore and haven’t been for a while. They’re for crossfit moms, and grandpas riding 3-wheel motorcycles, and computer programmers. Completely played out. https://thehardtimes.net/culture/mom-claims-having-no-tattoos-more-punk-than-having-tattoos-if-you-think-about-it/
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 16:25
|
|
|
bweep boop! posted:https://thehardtimes.net/culture/mom-claims-having-no-tattoos-more-punk-than-having-tattoos-if-you-think-about-it/ The sentiment is right, but irl that mom has a bunch of lovely tattoos.
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 16:49
|
|
|
Yeah a good share of today's little punk rockers have parents with a number of tattoos
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 17:42
|
|
|
Scratch Monkey posted:Yeah a good share of today's little punk rockers have parents with a number of tattoos If your parents are under 60 there’s a good chance they have a bunch of tattoos, with points going up if they’re born again or in law enforcement.
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 18:56
|
|
|
BigFactory posted:I’m going to make the case for this one, cause it’s actually very good Nah that’s a dumb tattoo applied upon an idiot by a moron.
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 18:59
|
|
|
History Comes Inside! posted:Nah that’s a dumb tattoo applied upon an idiot by a moron. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 22:04
|
|
|
CzarChasm posted:Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing It signifies New York City
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 22:15
|
|
|
It’ll signify absolutely nothing in like 2-3 years, or probably a matter of months if that person goes anywhere near sunlight.
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 22:17
|
|
|
Monk #1: Hey how many 3rd knuckles does the average index finger have? Monk #2: I dunno, like three or something? Monk #1: Cool, got it, thanks. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgm55gqp5YC/ 
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 23:04
|
|
|
Takes No Damage posted:Monk #1: Hey how many 3rd knuckles does the average index finger have? That’s good form for a lefty pitcher throwing a big candle though
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 23:11
|
|
|
From that same Insta, I defy anyone here to tell me how the top and bottom of this anchor are connected, or tied to the rope at all: And that hand... 
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 23:21
|
|
|
“I refuse to sync”
|
|
#
?
Sep 16, 2022 23:59
|
|
|
Takes No Damage posted:From that same Insta, I defy anyone here to tell me how the top and bottom of this anchor are connected, or tied to the rope at all: Probably like  lol at the hand though, it looks like she's developing some extra flippers
|
|
#
?
Sep 17, 2022 03:15
|
|
|
Takes No Damage posted:From that same Insta, I defy anyone here to tell me how the top and bottom of this anchor are connected, or tied to the rope at all: Her torso has seen some poo poo 😳
|
|
#
?
Sep 17, 2022 04:02
|
|
|
Johnny Truant posted:
I'm going to wedgie every human being involved with this tattoo
|
|
#
?
Sep 17, 2022 08:55
|
|
|
Is it normal for a tattoo that small to have that red and large of a skin rash?
|
|
#
?
Sep 17, 2022 19:55
|
|
|
Maybe? Many shops shave dry with a cheap disposable razor, and something as lumpy as a shoulder takes a lot of repeat passes.
|
|
#
?
Sep 17, 2022 22:45
|
|
|
The redness is the least of the problems with that lovely tattoo tbh
|
|
#
?
Sep 17, 2022 22:47
|
|
|
Could be sunburn or something honestly. It's not like it's super red. And yeah, that's the least of it.
|
|
#
?
Sep 17, 2022 23:19
|
|
|
That tattoo is so small it's one of those blink and you'll miss it sort of thing. Before that even fades it'll be hard to spot, much like an old scar.
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2022 01:21
|
|
|
Endless Mike posted:Could be sunburn or something honestly. It's not like it's super red. Lol at an artist tattooing over a sunburn
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2022 01:48
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 29, 2024 06:22 |
|
|
END OF AN ERROR posted:Lol at an artist tattooing over a sunburn That’s New York baby!
|
|
#
?
Sep 18, 2022 02:01
|
|