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forkboy84 posted:This is deranged. You're like 8 posts away for offering to fight us all in a pub carpark like thread heroes of yore. lol I've made
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NotJustANumber99 posted:lol I've made Sadly.
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Out of respect for the Queen, all pub fights must take place in the car park of a pub with a Royal-themed name, and all participants must wear an inflatable crown.
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An image guaranteed to make the gammon rage: https://twitter.com/IamHappyToast/status/1570500474121621505 e: vvv Ignore lists are a thing that I heartily recommend using fuctifino fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Sep 15, 2022 |
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NJAN99 might be one on tonight but it's worth keeping in mind that he just thinks he's funny. I assume when this happens it's because a big pile of bricks fell on him and he's posting from a hospital bed
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I'll just clear off for the night. Didn't mean to offend anyone. I mostly post sincerely though. I think my dad always told me holding hands was weird and thats now part of my broken character. when I post I'm not saying I'm right, just what I think. I dunno. Soz.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I'll just clear off for the night. Didn't mean to offend anyone. I mostly post sincerely though. Holding hands is normal and good. Try it with your platonic friends. (cannot guarantee this will work if you present as masc, people hate it)
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I really like holding hands but it doesn't take long for my hands to get sweaty and uncomfortable. 
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We're in the Caroline Era now, hands, touching hands is mandatory.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Queue_(Sorokin_novel)
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I'll just clear off for the night. Didn't mean to offend anyone. I mostly post sincerely though. Nobody is offended, we just think you're missing out on something quite nice and that's sad. Thought for the day: handshakes are just handholding for insecure guys
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Thérèse Coffey going on about 'policy wonks' just reminded me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5qQ4sP4Ans
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Adults holding hands is a red flag anyway mind. if the current thread title weren't perfect I'd be changing it right now
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forkboy84 posted:Nobody is offended, we just think you're missing out on something quite nice and that's sad. A really friendly guy shook my hand for like thirty seconds earlier today, good strong shakes. It was great and if I see him again tomorrow I’m going 8n for more shakes. Yes I am drunk at a c9nference, thank you for asking
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Is it a red flag to formally greet yourself by shaking another man's penis?
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Diet Crack posted:Is it a red flag to formally greet yourself by shaking another man's penis? Not a red flag but maybe a yellow sleeve
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I'll just clear off for the night. Didn't mean to offend anyone. I mostly post sincerely though. Eh. My comment was a bit unjust. Apologies.
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Nice little dig at Prince Nonce from the mail 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQPi1ll_7-k at all this shite
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what's wrong with a nice quiet send off followed by sandwiches and alcohol
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Guavanaut posted:I mean so what if it was? Wow, 34 (she was 33 when Andrew was born, so I'm guessing) looked a LOT older then than now.
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in them days women just sort of transformed into grannies after they turned 30
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On the subject of the queen and poop from the previous page, the officer's mess at the RAF camp where the queen's flight is based has/had a jar of formaldehyde containing the queen's poop that they saluted every night. The aircraft had a special toilet that only the queen used, and occasionally she had to do exactly that, and it's someone's job to fish out the royal poop from the royal blue poop water.
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crispix posted:in them days women just sort of transformed into grannies after they turned 30 When I see photos of mum in the 1970s when she was in her mid 30s she looked really old with those sort of winged glasses and a head square.
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yeah they just got issued with one of them and a pair of very thick tights and those little fleecey boots that zip up the front OR gold sandals if posh
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You should hold hands with people all the time, I do it 100% of the time I am with my SO and it is good.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:When I see photos of mum in the 1970s when she was in her mid 30s she looked really old with those sort of winged glasses and a head square. Yeah I watched some old cricket highlights of the England team from the 1980s when most of them were younger than I am now (35) but they look so old! I think moustaches are a big factor.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Wow, 34 (she was 33 when Andrew was born, so I'm guessing) looked a LOT older then than now. This is actually a thing, vsauce! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjqt8T3tJIE
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crispix posted:was majesty queen on the organ donor register? if not why not Her organs don't match up with regular human folks.
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keep punching joe posted:Her organs don't match up with regular human folks. Any matching organ recipients can grow them back anyway
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crispix posted:was majesty queen on the organ donor register? if not why not Why? You gunning for a new liver?
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Microplastics posted:Why? You gunning for a new liver? Sourcing a liver from Liz would be as bad as sourcing it from Hemingway, by all accounts.
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Could you even make use of some almost centenarian’s surely clapped out organs, even assuming they weren’t pickled in superhuman amounts of whatever lizard people drink?
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Failed Imagineer posted:Lots of people taking NJAN99 seriously on this page, not sure what stage of grief causes that Nah I can totally buy that 99 is some emotionally stunted goon who barely understands the touch of another human being.
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Tomberforce posted:Yeah I watched some old cricket highlights of the England team from the 1980s when most of them were younger than I am now (35) but they look so old! Cultural markings are probably a lot of it, though all the smoking and drinking doesn't help.
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Tomberforce posted:Yeah I watched some old cricket highlights of the England team from the 1980s when most of them were younger than I am now (35) but they look so old! This is an amusing Twitter account https://twitter.com/80sAging/status/1342191365682245633?s=20&t=cjGubvqR3HKxRvVWXVdgIw
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