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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

a sexual elk posted:

Making me wanna rewatch Green Room again.

oh poo poo that movie was intense

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Ooh Patrick Stewart and guns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xyGvpLOZ1Q

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Mister Speaker posted:

I've seen this panel before and really want to check out this comic. What's the deal with the cutoff sleeves, is Mirror Universe Starfleet really keen on the gunshow? Is that a Klingon dagger on Picard's waist? What's the deal with all the Borg tech Data's wearing? And what's the evil flipside of Deanna Troi's empath powers? Or does she just smother enemies with that rack?
Mirror universe is into the gun show, yes. You want everyone to know how swole you are so they don't dare to assassinate you. Plus they are all super horny.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

a sexual elk posted:

Making me wanna rewatch Green Room again.

gently caress that's a good call actually

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Facebook Aunt posted:

Mirror universe is into the gun show, yes. You want everyone to know how swole you are so they don't dare to assassinate you. Plus they are all super horny.



Star Trek Online just revealed that the mirror universe Terran Emperor is wesley crusher

No one is horny for that....

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




cult_hero posted:

Star Trek Online just revealed that the mirror universe Terran Emperor is wesley crusher

No one is horny for that....

Freedom from horny is how he beat out all the other much stronger candidates. Everyone else was distracted by being too horny.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
OK friends, I never thought I'd say this but I should watch more Star Trek. Always been a fairweather fan, the movies are great (especially First Contact) but it sounds like this mirror universe content is especially worth checking out. Thank you.

a sexual elk posted:

Making me wanna rewatch Green Room again.

Good lord, I love a good violent thriller but this movie chilled me to my core, and I was still amped up from it two days later at work.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Mister Speaker posted:

OK friends, I never thought I'd say this but I should watch more Star Trek. Always been a fairweather fan, the movies are great (especially First Contact) but it sounds like this mirror universe content is especially worth checking out. Thank you.


Mirror episodes are cheesy fun. Everybody gets the chew the scenery and go over the top.

Geddy Krueger
Apr 24, 2008
I love the DS9 Mirror universe episodes. Nana Visitor especially always looks like she's having so much fun as mirror Kira, mirror Worf is basically just Darth Vader, and they had the good idea to have a mirror Garak so they could have Andrew Robinson on too. :allears:

DS9 is a good show.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



It's Always Sunny in 10 Forward

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It has been a long time since I watched it but I can't imagine how you would tell mirror universe garak from normal one given that he is already always firting with and murdering people.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Mister Speaker posted:

Good lord, I love a good violent thriller but this movie chilled me to my core, and I was still amped up from it two days later at work.

I think it's because it's that somewhat-plausible grounded horror in finding yourself stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time.

No ghosts. No monster. No masked killer. Just a group of racist bikers who want to keep things neatly wrapped up with no loose ends.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


OwlFancier posted:

It has been a long time since I watched it but I can't imagine how you would tell mirror universe garak from normal one given that he is already always firting with and murdering people.

He was just more unctuous if I remember right

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

the invasion of GBS the other week


Actually yeah what's this all about? Sounds like a meme

e:

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

Everyone being bi in the mirror universe is amazing. Discovery even takes a moment to state that the gay characters are also mirror bi but in all fairness it was a threesome with Michelle Yeoh.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Discovery sucks

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

It has been a long time since I watched it but I can't imagine how you would tell mirror universe garak from normal one given that he is already always firting with and murdering people.

Mirror Garak is a pathetic, grovelling lickspittle whose main talent is jumping ship to the winning side when his rear end in a top hat bosses betray each other.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Mirror universe is into the gun show, yes. You want everyone to know how swole you are so they don't dare to assassinate you. Plus they are all super horny.



Okay, now tell me the truth. Are those screenshots really not from a Star Trek porn parody?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Paladinus posted:

Okay, now tell me the truth. Are those screenshots really not from a Star Trek porn parody?

I think it's from the episode where the linguist was crawling through the ducts, as you do, and gets her shirt for caught on something, as shirts are wont to do, and she falls naked into the vulcans room

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Paladinus posted:

Okay, now tell me the truth. Are those screenshots really not from a Star Trek porn parody?

I think it was the very first episode where the mission required T'Pol and that dude whatshisname to quarantine and grease each other up for safety.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5qJ5t2ABVE

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
They are not doing it for fun, that's for sure.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Every now and then Rick Berman has to get off somehow, and if that takes treating his female actors like sex objects then that's what he will do!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
There's a naked man in the mix as well, so the scales have been balanced

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

codo27 posted:

do do Do do do DOOT do DOOT do do Do do, do do Do do do DOOT MY LASAGA

Accidentally slipped, I give up, wasted all my time
Dropped it on the floor, made a mess, now we'll never dine
My my MY-AYE-AYE WOOOO!
MUH-MUH-MUH-MY LASAGA

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Jolene Blalock was treated with more respect in her SG-1 episodes and Christopher Judge wrote her to kiss him in both of them.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVtfWVksdLo

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008



the editing skills jesus

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



found this i made for another thread months ago and figured yall might have a laugh



if youre offended im sorry

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Carthag Tuek posted:

found this i made for another thread months ago and figured yall might have a laugh



if youre offended im sorry

why are mr cleans pants and shoes one clothing item

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Jabberlock posted:

why are mr cleans pants and shoes one clothing item
Lower friction

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Facebook Aunt posted:

Freedom from horny is how he beat out all the other much stronger candidates. Everyone else was distracted by being too horny.

He's like The Mule; no one can seduce or be seduced by him, he is not even on the radar. Just a sexual blank.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Jabberlock posted:

why are mr cleans pants and shoes one clothing item
I assume it is somehow cleaner that way.

Brutakas
Oct 10, 2012

Farewell, marble-dwellers!

Jabberlock posted:

why are mr cleans pants and shoes one clothing item

Mr. Clean's body is so clean that it doesn't produce skin oil aka sebum. Thus in order to retain moisture in his body, he must wear a special sealed set of clothing that is non-porous and contains no gaps. His head does not need this protection due it having its own atmosphere. His arms are slightly different in that Mr. Clean is able to precisely control the internal temperature of his arms in order for them to serve as thermoregulation for the rest of his body. This is also due to the fact that Mr. Clean does not sweat.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I posit Mr clean is a djinn in the arabic mythology sense

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Mr. Clean is actually just Dr. Manhattan. He is tired of our dirt. Our dust. He is tired of being caught in the filth of our lives.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Scaramouche posted:

I posit Mr clean is a djinn in the arabic mythology sense

This is said often enough that Proctor & Gamble have addressed it themselves and said he’s actually a weird clean foundling baby that grew up with a strong work ethic and cleans really fuckin well.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Brawnfire posted:

He's like The Mule; no one can seduce or be seduced by him, he is not even on the radar. Just a sexual blank.

Pretty sure he had a girlfriend in the episode where everyone was addicted to playing that mobile game thing. Pretty prescient episode imo.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


BonHair posted:

Pretty sure he had a girlfriend in the episode where everyone was addicted to playing that mobile game thing. Pretty prescient episode imo.

Least believable episode in all of star trek is that Wesley got on with anyone, let alone Ashley Judd.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Brutakas posted:

Mr. Clean's body is so clean that it doesn't produce skin oil aka sebum. Thus in order to retain moisture in his body, he must wear a special sealed set of clothing that is non-porous and contains no gaps. His head does not need this protection due it having its own atmosphere. His arms are slightly different in that Mr. Clean is able to precisely control the internal temperature of his arms in order for them to serve as thermoregulation for the rest of his body. This is also due to the fact that Mr. Clean does not sweat.

thanks

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Brutakas posted:

Mr. Clean's body is so clean that it doesn't produce skin oil aka sebum. Thus in order to retain moisture in his body, he must wear a special sealed set of clothing that is non-porous and contains no gaps. His head does not need this protection due it having its own atmosphere. His arms are slightly different in that Mr. Clean is able to precisely control the internal temperature of his arms in order for them to serve as thermoregulation for the rest of his body. This is also due to the fact that Mr. Clean does not sweat.

so does he cum normally, or what

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