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Mozi posted:Runaway Jim finally tracked down I believe you're looking for "Dog is driving! How can that be?"
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gently caress yeah! This should get crossposted in the Stupid Music poo poo thread, because it's actually for Awesome Music poo poo.
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Serephina posted:I think they're supposed to have that give in them? Makes the horisontal bar act more elastic, deflecting a car back onto the road. Actually, it's to make them LESS elastic. Old wire guard rails would rocket cars back and were super dangerous as a result. Modern guard rails are designed to absorb energy rather than deflect it. This is probably exactly how this is supposed to be done. If you aren't real god drat sure exactly how that tower is going to fall, you have bigger problems than a couple guys standing there.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/hardestrides/status/1571360415883624448?s=20&t=c_U7T2eeZGCsVSLYDvbfhw So many things have to go wrong before this could happen that the odds of this not being a prank are nil, so nice animal abuse I guess
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Leandros posted:So many things have to go wrong before this could happen that the odds of this not being a prank are nil, so nice animal abuse I guess Oh no! Dogs only drive cars when they are very distressed!
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Tunicate posted:Oh no! Dogs only drive cars when they are very distressed! Would you enjoy being placed on board a high-velocity vehicle with no way of knowing how to steer it and no guarantees it won't collide with something?
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Leandros posted:Would you enjoy being placed on board a high-velocity vehicle with no way of knowing how to steer it and no guarantees it won't collide with something? You could have just said “a Tesla”.
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Leandros posted:Would you enjoy being placed on board a high-velocity vehicle with no way of knowing how to steer it and no guarantees it won't collide with something? Even if a person is driving the car a dog in that car has no way of knowing how to steer it and no guarantees it won't collide with anything.
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Also dogs lack a mental model to understand the risks associated with driving a motor vehicle.
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Kenning posted:Also dogs lack a mental model to understand the risks associated with driving a motor vehicle. That dog definitely looks terrified about it's current predicament. Or it's thinking about licking itself. Hard to say.
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that dog knows it isn't properly licensed in any state of the union and the first time a cop pulls them over they'll probably be going to jail
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Sep 19, 2022 01:13
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Kenning posted:Also dogs lack a mental model to understand the risks associated with driving a motor vehicle. This is also true of ~50% of legally qualified drivers.
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There's no rule saying a dog can't operate a motor vehicle! (Puts hand to ear) I am just receiving an update that apparently there is.
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Rectal Death Adept posted:that dog knows it isn't properly licensed in any state of the union and the first time a cop pulls them over they'll probably be going to jail Imagine how worried it would be if it were a black lab.
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What if the dog drives through Syracuse and sees that one upside down traffic light? It will be completely unaware that it’s supposed to stop!
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Leandros posted:Would you enjoy being placed on board a high-velocity vehicle with no way of knowing how to steer it and no guarantees it won't collide with something? You can just say you hate mass transit, dude.
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Leandros posted:Would you enjoy being placed on board a high-velocity vehicle with no way of knowing how to steer it and no guarantees it won't collide with something? this is also true of The Earth, so
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at least if cost the dumb guy a lot of money probably https://i.imgur.com/CPbNMMB.mp4 (oh yeah, don't click if you enjoy Accepting the Mystery)
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Man I just don't get some of these new Splatoon weapons
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ChesterJT posted:That dog definitely looks terrified about it's current predicament. Or it's thinking about licking itself. Hard to say. Olewithmilk posted:This is also true of ~50% of legally qualified drivers.
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PhazonLink posted:are the back doors of Teslas suicide doors under normal operation? On a Model X, yes.
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Ror posted:at least if cost the dumb guy a lot of money probably Nathan Fielder nods in approval.
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Leandros posted:Would you enjoy being placed on board a high-velocity vehicle with no way of knowing how to steer it and no guarantees it won't collide with something? This is literally a recurring nightmare for me, I'm in the back seat of a car I'm driving and I can't hit the brakes. Anyway, https://i.imgur.com/ZJeghXD.mp4
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Dog was just out cruising, looking for some bitches.
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Eeyo posted:This is literally a recurring nightmare for me, I'm in the back seat of a car I'm driving and I can't hit the brakes. I have these dreams fairly often, driving from the back seat, though it's never scary. Just confusing. Like why.
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Eeyo posted:This is literally a recurring nightmare for me, I'm in the back seat of a car I'm driving and I can't hit the brakes. Whoa same. Hello nightmare friend
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My car dreams always involve the brakes not working very well, like I really have to ram the pedal down to do anything, and the car almost never fully stops. I can't help but feel this is my subconscious telling me my lovemaking is poo poo or something.
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Gromit posted:My car dreams always involve the brakes not working very well, like I really have to ram the pedal down to do anything, and the car almost never fully stops. Yeah I've got my foot fully down but the car is barely slowing and I'm going to crash and I think "this is bullshit I aint dealing with this" and wake up.
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Drive the (in)correct work truck and your dreams could become a reality.
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Sometimes I dream that, while driving, I'm somewhere else entirely. The screams of the passengers usually wake me up though.
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I have a whole constellation of recurring nightmares, but by far the worst are the claustrophobia ones. I made the mistake of listening to an episode of Well There's Your Problem on caving accidents recently and it'll be a while before I sleep normally
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HolHorsejob posted:I have a whole constellation of recurring nightmares, but by far the worst are the claustrophobia ones. I made the mistake of listening to an episode of Well There's Your Problem on caving accidents recently and it'll be a while before I sleep normally Cavers should have a cyanide tooth IMO.
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