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Megillah Gorilla posted:Tried in an Italian court, presided over by an Italian judge, sentenced to death by an Italian method of torture, hammered onto the cross by Italian guards and poked in the side by an Italian with a spear. Okay, but this is all part of God's plan. And God was Jewish.
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Dr. Stab posted:Okay, but this is all part of God's plan. And God was Jewish. So, was God circumcized?
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 12:47 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Oysters and buttons are not, in fact, mushrooms. Not to start a big taxonomy derail, but what? What are they then?
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 12:49 |
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Oysters are molluscs and buttons keep your clothes on.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 12:53 |
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Gerblyn posted:Not to start a big taxonomy derail, but what? What are they then? A mollusc and a garment-fastener, respectively. The latter can be made out of the hard bits of the former.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 12:53 |
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AITA for ruining my ex’s birthday trip after “our” friends got me to fly there under false pretences?quote:Three of my friends invited me on a trip to Paris. As far as I was aware the trip was supposed to be just the four of us and was almost like a pre-bachelorette party for one of the friends. Turns out the whole thing was a lie and they wanted me in Paris because that was where my ex was celebrating his birthday and two of the guys in our friendship group thought it would be funny if I was his surprise present. where in the gently caress do redditors find these kind of "friends"
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3D Megadoodoo posted:So, was God circumcized? Man was made in God's image, which is a cut dick. Foreskin is just sprue to be trimmed away.
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Brawnfire posted:Man was made in God's image, which is a cut dick. Foreskin is just sprue to be trimmed away. That's real loving close to blasphemy.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:23 |
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If a mushroom is red or green with white spots it’s ok to eat. If it’s purple with a skull and crossbone and a angry face it’s poison and you shouldn’t eat it.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:27 |
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DrManiac posted:If a mushroom is red or green with white spots it’s ok to eat. If it’s purple with a skull and crossbone and a angry face it’s poison and you shouldn’t eat it. What about orange, yellow, and white flowers with two eyes in the center?
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:29 |
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mama mia!
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:31 |
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If I ate a poison mushroom I would simply visualize not dying of liver failure.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:32 |
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:AITA for not inviting my 10yr old niece to my daughters slumber party after her birthday party? this person is a big lumpy piece of poo poo firmly planted up her own rear end
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:36 |
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Bruceski posted:Whether you actually meant cooks or cocks, getting eggs from them is unsettling regardless of color. I assume they meant "chooks", Australian for "chickens".
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Bargearse posted:I assume they meant "chooks", Australian for "chickens". Australians with their chooks and bin chickens and swooping magpies and spangled drongos and kookaburras.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:43 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:"and is overweight (the last bit is not her fault, but my sisters and I hound her for it)" This woman is lovely, but I think people are parsing this part wrong. I'm pretty sure she meant "the last bit is not her fault, but my sister's fault and I hound my sister for it" and not "the last bit is not my niece's fault, but my sisters and I hound my niece for it"
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Castaign posted:This woman is lovely, but I think people are parsing this part wrong. I'm pretty sure she meant Oh we know it’s both, let’s be honest
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:52 |
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Should've just been honest and said that her precious little canned ham would ruin the aesthetics of the party.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:58 |
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Either way, forcing your kid to hang out with her annoying cousin that nobody likes on her birthday would be pretty lovely to do, she did the right thing in that situation.
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Borosilicate posted:Either way, forcing your kid to hang out with her annoying cousin that nobody likes on her birthday would be pretty lovely to do, she did the right thing in that situation.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Australians with their chooks and bin chickens and swooping magpies and spangled drongos and kookaburras. Don't forget the willie wagtails and the cockies and the quokkas and the noisy minahs
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 14:17 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Don't forget the willie wagtails and the cockies and the quokkas and the noisy minahs All spotted while wearing a Bintang singlet while bumming a durry from your best mate?
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This is a weird country.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 14:30 |
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teen witch posted:Oh we know it’s both, let’s be honest yeah, fair
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A mollusc and a garment-fastener, respectively. The latter can be made out of the hard bits of the former. I am dumb and bad at jokes
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 14:52 |
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Dear Care and Feeding,quote:In June 2021 I left my husband of 23 years. Although we had some ups and downs throughout the years, he was a good husband and a great father to our now 20- and 22-year-old daughters. We were a close family and had a great circle of friends. To most people who knew us, we looked like the picture of a perfect marriage/family. But for at least the final five years of our marriage, I knew I wasn’t in love with him and I was starting to panic about being empty nesters, as our daughters were starting university and moving away. Get hosed lady. "Difficult" decision to choose yourself. Everything in this post is about me me me me.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 15:32 |
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I chose my happiness: better or worse than I was hypnotized into being seduced?
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 15:52 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I chose my happiness: better or worse than I was hypnotized into being seduced? Tough one, but I think hypnotized is worse 'cause they're trying to deflect blame.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 15:56 |
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It's always amusing that parents, the people that taught you the meanings of words and would punish you for using them incorrectly, suddenly have no idea what a vocabulary even is when it comes to "STOP loving TEXTING ME MOM IT'S CALLED 'NO CONTACT'!"
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Cowslips Warren posted:I chose my happiness: better or worse than I was hypnotized into being seduced? Nothing will top the woman mind-controlled into sleeping with one of her company's suppliers
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Uncle Enzo posted:Nothing will top the woman mind-controlled into sleeping with one of her company's suppliers Dell Inc sucked me off???
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 16:09 |
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teen witch posted:AITA for ‘extorting’ my fiancé for his social security number? Nah fiancé is just a lovely sovereign cit from a whole crazy sovereign cit family and you're insane if you don't bail.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 16:17 |
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Motronic posted:I want to respect their desire for space quote:...while still trying to prove to them that they are the most important people in my life. quote:Because I didn’t end the relationship with my now boyfriend, they do not accept that they are my priority.
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FMguru posted:But they're not the most important people in your life. You are the most important person in your life. You wrote multiple paragraphs proudly proclaiming it! She's trying to reclaim the image of herself as a mother who loves her kids. And, I can near guarantee that she cannot distinguish between that and actually caring about her children's happiness.
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I don't know why they won't talk to me. I mean, I know why, but I want a different reason that I can easily dismiss instead.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 17:12 |
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love how she showed zero contrition, definitely great when trying to reestablish a relationship with your very hurt kids.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 17:19 |
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If only there was a way to choose your own happiness and get a divorce without first betraying your partner for four months and then only admitting to it when you get caught.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 17:53 |
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but getting a divorce would make her look like a bad person
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Too bad for the OP in that she ended up divorced anyway, lol!
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