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RCarr posted:What It's a quote from Jaws, said by BIggerBoat's av, I believe. quote:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole drat thing.
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Soul Dentist posted:Lil Nas X briefly took over that Twitter account and was removed after posting Sonic mpreg hth lil nas x is an american treasure
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Soul Dentist posted:Lil Nas X briefly took over that Twitter account and was removed after posting Sonic mpreg hth Or so the legend goes.
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tyrelhill posted:lil nas x is an american treasure
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 Was having a stressful time today at my job selling salvage and repro furniture, stumbled on this in our catalog of reproduction hardware, and had a much-needed chuckle. Now I want to order some and sell a refinished 19th c armoire with goatse knobs. Edit: sorry thought I was still in the blessed thread. Though I guess y'all might get a chuckle out of it too. JacquelineDempsey has a new favorite as of 01:41 on Sep 19, 2022 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Multi cum. 
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JacquelineDempsey posted:
There's nothing funny about goatse
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JacquelineDempsey posted:
More like solid rear end.
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Source us the goat knobs, for artisanal purposes! 
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The Demilich posted:Source us the goat knobs, for artisanal purposes! you may search B&M Hardware 1330-pb for the knob
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This is good to know in case I misplace my knob.
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By popular demand posted:This is good to know in case I misplace my knob. My mom will give you a call when that happens again. Wait, poo poo.
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Grendels Dad posted:My mom will give you a call when that happens again. Grendel's dad's mother sounds like the beginnings of one of those tricky logic puzzle thingies
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BiggerBoat posted:What if it's just one shark though with several GPS trackers hooked to his body? Just how long have you been waiting to pull something like this off?
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Samovar posted:Just how long have you been waiting to pull something like this off?
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The only time I get to do a joke about my username is in the context of UDP networking, but I'm never sure if anybody gets it
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Data Graham posted:The only time I get to do a joke about my username is in the context of UDP networking, but I'm never sure if anybody gets it It doesn't count if the setup and punchline are your own, you know! 
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Data Graham posted:The only time I get to do a joke about my username is in the context of UDP networking, but I'm never sure if anybody gets it We definitely wouldn't get it here in the UK thanks to the difference in pronunciation!
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I thought data was the robot from star wars...
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It doesn't count if the setup and punchline are your own, you know! That’s why I have to keep making it over and over, just to be sure
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Data Graham posted:That’s why I have to keep making it over and over, just to be sure It's like leveling speechcraft in Morrowind
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Data Graham posted:That’s why I have to keep making it over and over, just to be sure Oh I'll give you a response, you cheeky fucker...  (  )
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Data Graham posted:The only time I get to do a joke about my username is in the context of UDP networking, but I'm never sure if anybody gets it Is not having confirmation that they received it part of the joke? Edot: Oh no why didn't I read any of the posts after that one, I've been made a fool of!
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What am I missing? It looks like a normal (well, normal for monarchies) funeral procession. Is it the two motorcycles zooming to the front?
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Turn up the volume and listen from the beginning.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Turn up the volume and listen from the beginning. Oh, well that is weird
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I think it may be someone trying to console either themselves or someone else, and got picked up on a hot mic. I google searched for "the death is irreversible" thinking it may be a rote phrase or passage used to console others, and the hits I was getting back pertained to helping people handle grief, especially special needs children.  One example that came back was this paper: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3695546/ quote:If however, the [traumatic memory] is mainly about the loss itself, the updating needs further thought. Boelen et al. emphasize that the patient needs to understand that the death is irreversible. This is an idea that is difficult to grasp for most people, who will find it difficult to comprehend that a person can be alive one moment and then cease to exist the next moment. Velocity Raptor has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Sep 19, 2022 |
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Like my raincoat!
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Data Graham posted:Like my raincoat! Irreversible? Or dead?
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