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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



drat I want some banana runts now. I never liked banana candies when I was a kid, then one day I found out I liked banana runts, now I'm one of the blessed few who can't get enough of that fake chemical flavor.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Ah, dessert pizza.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


neural networks are cheating

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

CzarChasm posted:

Ok, look, if someone is really craving the circus peanuts and cannot find them just use this simple substitution

Buy 1 bag of marshmallows, and one packet of Runts

Empty the bag of runts and separate out the banana candies
Put the candies in a double layer of resealable bags
Smash into powder with a rolling pin or heavy pan

Take one marshmallow and cut in quarters

Sprinkle cut side of marshmallow with reserved candy powder

Let sit overnight to set to proper "old, dry" consistency

"enjoy"

If you want slightly more authentic look, smear some food coloring on the marshmallow before adding the candy powder

Or, if you want to suffer quickly, just mush a few banana runts into a marshmallow and pop the whole thing in your mouth.
Can't find banana runts? Simply perform an acid catalyzed esterification of isoamyl alcohol and acetic acid, water rinse the catalyst, and dry. Add to marshmallows to taste, or until bees start stinging you.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

zedprime posted:

Can't find banana runts? Simply perform an acid catalyzed esterification of isoamyl alcohol and acetic acid, water rinse the catalyst, and dry. Add to marshmallows to taste, or until bees start stinging you.

Not emptyquoting

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag



uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

I remember eating this.

I enjoyed it :negative:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Captain Hygiene posted:

drat I want some banana runts now. I never liked banana candies when I was a kid, then one day I found out I liked banana runts, now I'm one of the blessed few who can't get enough of that fake chemical flavor.

I too love banana runts. And banana laffy taffy. Give me all the fake banana candy.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Phthisis posted:

I remember eating this.

I enjoyed it :negative:

:same:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

I don't know what it is, but I'll have one of each

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


A fruit sando, but with corn and wheat bread?

They make sandwiches with whipped cream and fruit in Japan, but with crustless white bread.

Here's a very long video about it. Todeloo, take care, byeee!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdZxLetJSZg

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Whooping Crabs posted:

Who wants escalator chicken?


the nuggets on top of the other nuggets are fine

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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They're actually being gently tumbled for maximum escalator taste

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva
Found a new flavor of energy drink at the store today:



It tastes like cheap energy drink with a hint of bubblegum, and it strongly smells of cheap bubblegum.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


POWER IS BACK.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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And from googling, it's themed around a Polish boxer? Interesting angle.

I'll never understand people who want to drink bubblegum flavor. There's already normal drinks that taste like bubblegum, man. Get some red creme soda

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lavinia Spenlow posted:

Found a new flavor of energy drink at the store today:



It tastes like cheap energy drink with a hint of bubblegum, and it strongly smells of cheap bubblegum.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/jardinesage/status/1571930730162262017
Magnifico :kiss:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Tip to toe, that's her majesty

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Scarodactyl posted:

Thanks to whoever brought up coffee jello. Surprisingly light and refreshing if slightly sinister in appearance.

(Fish gelatin smells a bit in isolation but does not taste).

Agar would keep its shape better and not have any noticeable smell, if you can get it. I use it to make coffee jellies and have them with whipped cream on the side.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Next up, do a three-layer coffee with increasing levels of hazelnut cream

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Can one fold cappuccino foam into a gelatin?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Brawnfire posted:

Can one fold cappuccino foam into a gelatin?

Ice cream mixes well well into it to create a creamier jello, I'll bet you could do something pretty neat with coffee and cream like that.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I like it, sort of an affogato jello

Schubalts posted:

So something like this, but with thick layers of hazelnut jelly instead of coconut jelly. Then drowned in whipped hazelnut cream?
https://hot-thai-kitchen.com/coffee-agar-jelly/

This poo poo's fucken pretty.

Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 17:28 on Sep 21, 2022

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Brawnfire posted:

Next up, do a three-layer coffee with increasing levels of hazelnut cream

So something like this, but with thick layers of hazelnut jelly instead of coconut jelly. Then drowned in whipped hazelnut cream?
https://hot-thai-kitchen.com/coffee-agar-jelly/

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Lavinia Spenlow posted:

It tastes like cheap energy drink with a hint of bubblegum, and it strongly smells of cheap bubblegum.
I tried a chocolate BANG energy drink essentially on a dare. I've tasted worse. Halfway through I remembered liking Polar chocolate soda back in the day, though, so I might be the problem here.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014



Coffee jell[o/y] turned out pretty good. I used a medium strength roast and the coffee taste was much stronger than I expected. I made some with an Irish Breakfast tea which were pretty bland. I should probably have used a few more tea bags. I also stole some of Mrs Radcliffe's Pukka 3 Ginger tea bags. The ginger came through pretty well but spicy jelly is weird. I guess my mind is so trained to expect fruity sweetness that it rejected it.

I think I didn't use enough sugar but a bit of store-bought custard helped sweeten it up and add some milkiness.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
What's the advantage of the jellification process over just drinking the coffee

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Mouthfeel

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

there's a certain niceness to it

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i love eating goop!

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Who doesn't like their food slithery?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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A Kahlua-style hello shot would probably hit the spot

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
hello.jpg shot

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Whooping Crabs posted:

Not emptyquoting

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Schubalts posted:

Agar would keep its shape better and not have any noticeable smell, if you can get it. I use it to make coffee jellies and have them with whipped cream on the side.

What's your recipe for coffee agar jelly? I have some agar in the pantry and would like to try this out without digging through a million online recipes.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Going away this weekend, but when I come back I’m gonna get some gelatin and make coffee jellies with sweetened condensed milk. I’m planning on steeping coffee in the swc, straining it, and then jellifying the resulting liquid. My only question is if I’ll need to water it down, will the coffee milk be too heavy for the gelatin to set?

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Did the next batch with a layer of coconut cream gelatin on top. Nice but probably needs a thicker layer. Is 4x better with whipped cream.

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