PYF Funny Pictures: on the paradox of meat

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Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

We can bring her back! We have the technomancy

# ? Sep 19, 2022 23:47

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# ? May 22, 2024 06:18

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

FFT posted:

This is pretty far from BiggerBoat's first on-point Jaws reference lol

At least it wasn't a reference to the urination scene

# ? Sep 20, 2022 00:29

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Barometer posted:

We can bring her back! We have the technomancy

Yeah, Calculus will do that.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 01:51

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's actually calculon, from futurama

# ? Sep 20, 2022 03:00

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Velocity Raptor posted:

I think it may be someone trying to console either themselves or someone else, and got picked up on a hot mic.

I google searched for "the death is irreversible" thinking it may be a rote phrase or passage used to console others, and the hits I was getting back pertained to helping people handle grief, especially special needs children.

One example that came back was this paper:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3695546/

Yeah it was another guest, a grief councillor, talking about how to talk to kids about death. The whispering is weird but it seems like she was just going over her talking points and didn't realize she had a hot mic.

https://twitter.com/maggilally/status/1572031499976966144

# ? Sep 20, 2022 03:21

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

https://jagged1.tumblr.com/post/695868408605130752/pir8core-princessnijireiki-paxamericana

# ? Sep 20, 2022 03:25

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Irreversible? Or dead?

Reversible rain coats are great. It's like two rain coats for the price of one. Now I find out they can also come back from the dead. Is there anything they can't do!

# ? Sep 20, 2022 03:55

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

dr_rat posted:

Reversible rain coats are great. It's like two rain coats for the price of one. Now I find out they can also come back from the dead. Is there anything they can't do!

Die.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 05:32

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Grendels Dad posted:

Die.

At first I read this as an imperative and was about to comment on the unwarranted hostility.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 05:43

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Blue Footed Booby posted:

At first I read this as an imperative and was about to comment on the unwarranted hostility.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 06:02

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

dr_rat posted:

Reversible rain coats are great. It's like two rain coats for the price of one. Now I find out they can also come back from the dead. Is there anything they can't do!

Aren't you then just putting the wet side on the inside, getting your shirt and poo poo wet?

# ? Sep 20, 2022 06:04

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Why do they call it raincoat when you ra in the water ra out poo poo wet the water?

# ? Sep 20, 2022 06:48

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

https://i.imgur.com/CO3xRCd.mp4

# ? Sep 20, 2022 06:50

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

.

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CO3xRCd.mp4

It's when you suddenly get an idea, but it's a sexy idea.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 07:03

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Large Testicles posted:

Aren't you then just putting the wet side on the inside, getting your shirt and poo poo wet?

why is your poo poo so close to your shirt?

# ? Sep 20, 2022 07:47

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CO3xRCd.mp4

ah i often wondered why america�s power consumption is higher than other countries

# ? Sep 20, 2022 08:43

Bug Squash: Mar 18, 2009

jesus WEP posted:

ah i often wondered why america’s power consumption is higher than other countries

I don't get it, could you give me a tip? I've still got some skin in this game.

Bug Squash has a new favorite as of 08:52 on Sep 20, 2022

# ? Sep 20, 2022 08:50

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

At first I read this as an imperative and was about to comment on the unwarranted hostility.

In my defense, I am German.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 09:03

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CO3xRCd.mp4

So that's what a fleshlight is!

# ? Sep 20, 2022 10:16

boofhead: Feb 18, 2021

jesus WEP posted:

ah i often wondered why america�s power consumption is higher than other countries

Was thinking the same thing, there must be a lot of 1 star reviews from very confused Americans

# ? Sep 20, 2022 10:25

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CO3xRCd.mp4

It's time to jack off!

# ? Sep 20, 2022 10:27

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

90s Hacker Voice

"We've got to jack on if we want to jack in whoaaaaa"

# ? Sep 20, 2022 11:59

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Sep 20, 2022 14:30

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Sep 20, 2022 16:31

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

`Nemesis posted:

At least it's not

# ? Sep 20, 2022 16:33

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

`Nemesis posted:

Right on friend, just be careful about infection. I once had a patient that decided to try a glory hole at an adult store �arcade� and hoooooo boy you couldn�t give someone a worse cocktail of STDs in one go if you tried your hardest. You ever hear someone resign themselves to a permanent life of solitude over the phone?
Love yourself

# ? Sep 20, 2022 16:37

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

`Nemesis posted:

the "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom" for white people

# ? Sep 20, 2022 16:40

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

White people have never even heard of Burger King, probably.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 16:42

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

LifeSunDeath posted:

*sighs and clicks*

# ? Sep 20, 2022 16:43

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

White people have never even heard of Burger King, probably.

then why does the king put so much fuckin mayo on his burgers

# ? Sep 20, 2022 16:46

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

hawowanlawow posted:

then why does the king put so much fuckin mayo on his burgers

Same logic as McDonald's line chefs who put an entire head of lettuce in a big mac sandwich

# ? Sep 20, 2022 17:03

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Radio Paranoia posted:

It's time to jack off!

I don't like Ben Grimm's new catchphrase.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 17:10

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CO3xRCd.mp4

JACK ON!

JACK OFF!

JACK ON, JACK OFF ---

THE JACKER!

# ? Sep 20, 2022 17:22

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

JacquelineDempsey posted:

JACK ON!

JACK OFF!

JACK ON, JACK OFF ---

THE JACKER!

sad I never had a clapper in my house. Did have one of those lamps that you touch anywhere on the metal and it turns on/off, that was p. sweet. But not as sweet as a jacklamp.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 17:29

Dave Syndrome: Jan 11, 2007; Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Or, as it was called in the 19th century, the Jack-o'-Lantern.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 17:36

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

freeedr posted:

Right on friend, just be careful about infection. I once had a patient that decided to try a glory hole at an adult store �arcade� and hoooooo boy you couldn�t give someone a worse cocktail of STDs in one go if you tried your hardest. You ever hear someone resign themselves to a permanent life of solitude over the phone?
Love yourself

Go on,name em�

Cause i couldn�t hear you too well over the phone�

# ? Sep 20, 2022 20:43

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Paladinus posted:

At least it's not

I have in fact done this thing

it's surprisingly confusing in there for such a small space

# ? Sep 20, 2022 20:48

Zemyla: Aug 6, 2008; I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

# ? Sep 21, 2022 01:08

Imagined: Feb 2, 2007

For some reason "2 or 3" is the funniest part for me. Honestly, who even knows how many 1970s junkyard air conditioners I've purchased in the last month?

# ? Sep 21, 2022 01:13

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

DIYThrowaway01, that's who. :colbert:

# ? Sep 21, 2022 01:13

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