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Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Lolie posted:

Those are caskets, not coffins.

Family vaults/crypts aren't that unusual. You can still find them at some of the older cemeteries here.

It's more the scale of everything which makes the disposition of the royal remains stand out.

My step father makes them (or did till the silicosis hosed his lungs). The money that some families spend on housing corpses is obscene.

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Bill Posters posted:

My step father makes them (or did till the silicosis hosed his lungs). The money that some families spend on housing corpses is obscene.

Some people would build pyramids to house their dead if it was allowed.

New bird bath assembled and first hanging basket planted.

I'm a bit bummed about the forecast rain but I can't do anything about it so I'll just have to delay some garden jobs for a few days.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
the hot new thing in biofriendly corpse disposal is having your corpse frozen and shattered into tiny particles by a giant spiked platform which tbh seems metal as gently caress and would remind my family how much I loved playing quake

Clugg
Apr 21, 2005

Bill Posters posted:

A loving oval office then.

I don't care about the monarchy but I've always thought of the Queen as an ornament, mostly. It was her governments that were cunts. If you want to heap poo poo on her then I won't stop you, but save some for the shitheels beneath her that actually wrote and implemented the policies.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Clugg posted:

I don't care about the monarchy but I've always thought of the Queen as an ornament, mostly. It was her governments that were cunts. If you want to heap poo poo on her then I won't stop you, but save some for the shitheels beneath her that actually wrote and implemented the policies.

She was the head of state. You cant have all the good poo poo that comes with being an obscenely wealthy public servant, with none of the responsibility.

She takes ultimate responsibility for all the poo poo that goes on under her watch. If she didnt want shitheels implementing hosed policies, she should have done something about it.

Clugg
Apr 21, 2005

NPR Journalizard posted:

She takes ultimate responsibility for all the poo poo that goes on under her watch. If she didnt want shitheels implementing hosed policies, she should have done something about it.

True enough, but don't lose sight of the fact that all that lovely stuff was enacted by elected politicians.

Actually, apparently the republican debate is restarting next week. I wonder if it will get up this time.

Clugg fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Sep 21, 2022

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Clugg posted:

True enough, but don't lose sight of the fact that all that lovely stuff was enacted by elected politicians.

Actually, apparently the republican debate is restarting next week. I wonder if it will get up this time.

Oh dont worry, I have more than enough contempt to go round.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




quote:


Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals, displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it’s like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.

Beyond this, it’s the stuff of children’s stories. Having a queen as head of state is like having a pirate or a mermaid or Ewok as head of state. What’s the logic? Bees have queens, but the queen bee lays all of the eggs in the hive. The queen of the Britons has laid just four British eggs, and one of those is the sweatless creep Prince Andrew, so it’s hardly deserving of applause.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Clugg posted:

Actually, apparently the republican debate is restarting next week. I wonder if it will get up this time.
It might get up if a model that the public actually wants is among the proposals.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
The australian republican movement is about as inspiring as a chimpanzee beating itself off in a zoo so i assume we'll be a constitutional monarchy until the british all freeze to death so give it a year

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Lolie posted:

It might get up if a model that the public actually wants is among the proposals.

I don't think that there's a presidential model that a supermajority of votes actually want.

I don't know how the voting works if you split the question into republic yes/no model a/b.
The first question could have the yes vote quite easily meet the majority rules and the second neither model wins.

Party Ape
Mar 5, 2007
Don't pay $10 bucks to change my avatar! Send me a $10 donation to Doctors with Borders and I'll stop posting for 24 hours!

Lolie posted:

It might get up if a model that the public actually wants is among the proposals.

The public wants a directly elected head of state which is a complete disaster of an idea.

So is having a generic question like 'do you want a republic and we'll figure out the details later'. Just look at how the UK hosed themselves into Brexit hell after the far right seized control of the debate.

Party Ape fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Sep 21, 2022

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Aside from the fact the original alternative to a directly elected president was a complete loving piss take there is also a serious failure of the ARM to market the vastly superior alternative. A lot of anti republic messaging was that we cant trust pollies to elect a president when in reality the idea that politicians are untrustworthy cunts skews in favour of a parlimentarily elected head of state because why the gently caress should we trust them to completely rewrite our constitution to delegate more concentrated power into the hands of an individual in a way that wont be completely hosed? Allowing parliament to elect a president is mitigating the unrelenting cuntery they pull on us, not exacerbating it. One politician with no parliamentary oversight is begging for another clap happy fuckwit like morrison to take their election as a mandate to pull whatever bonkers poo poo they believe at the expense of australian citizens. At the very least if we aren't going to allow parliament to elect a head of state I suggest a schooner necking contest to determine it.

Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Sep 21, 2022

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.
This might be a dumb question but couldn't we just remove the monarchy/GG and call it a day? PM becomes "head of state" which they essentially are anyway. No need for presidents or any of that malarkey.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
we should have made warnie our monarch when we had the chance

Party Ape
Mar 5, 2007
Don't pay $10 bucks to change my avatar! Send me a $10 donation to Doctors with Borders and I'll stop posting for 24 hours!

Beardcrumb posted:

This might be a dumb question but couldn't we just remove the monarchy/GG and call it a day? PM becomes "head of state" which they essentially are anyway. No need for presidents or any of that malarkey.

The Head of State is meant to play a role in ensuring the conventions of Government aren't being undermined. For examine, by setting up a secret Shadow Government where the PM has the power of all of his Ministers.

They're also the nominal head of the ADF and the public service.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
jerkchimp for prez

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
imagine being such an accomplished snob that you're closely acquainted with Jeff Epstein and Jim Saville

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
nvj for queen

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Carlos Lantana posted:

imagine being such an accomplished snob that you're closely acquainted with Jeff Epstein and Jim Saville

New word for nonce just dropped

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
New beer dropped at work and as much as i loathe marketers i have to admit whoever came up with this was doing exactly the right amount of cocaine

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

birdstrike posted:

we should have made warnie our monarch when we had the chance

Lord Warnie did not know his mother put drugs in his beans

KING EGG
Dec 1, 2000

Saturday is "Treat Day"
Sad news. Playschool John has left us.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Party Ape posted:

The Head of State is meant to play a role in ensuring the conventions of Government aren't being undermined. For examine, by setting up a secret Shadow Government where the PM has the power of all of his Ministers.

They're also the nominal head of the ADF and the public service.

Oh that worked so well too. GG, GG.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

KING EGG posted:

Sad news. Playschool John has left us.



Here's my week of mourning :(

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

KING EGG posted:

Sad news. Playschool John has left us.



Aw man

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Can't believe the sport best known for booing an indigenous player until he quit while the administration did absolutely nothing to help him turns out to be an absolute haven for racists.

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

KING EGG posted:

Sad news. Playschool John has left us.



:rip: that sucks, at least it sounds like he had a really good run

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

ili posted:

Can't believe the sport best known for booing an indigenous player until he quit while the administration did absolutely nothing to help him turns out to be an absolute haven for racists.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Stoner Sloth posted:

:rip: that sucks, at least it sounds like he had a really good run

At least we still have Noni who (I have it on good authority) will live forever.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
everyone knows that big ted covered up little teds crimes

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

SuddenCactus posted:

everyone knows that big ted covered up little teds crimes

little ted island

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Big Ted looked through the wrong window that day..

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Jezza of OZPOS posted:

New beer dropped at work and as much as i loathe marketers i have to admit whoever came up with this was doing exactly the right amount of cocaine



Dude that's been out for a few years. I was at an event with Steve marketing it himself and he was pissed as a nit.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

ili posted:

Can't believe the sport best known for booing an indigenous player until he quit while the administration did absolutely nothing to help him turns out to be an absolute haven for racists.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Say what you will about all the scandals etc from NRL but the AFL is always one upping them

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
there needs to be some sort of crossover between the codes, some sort of racist bubbler perhaps

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

KING EGG posted:

Sad news. Playschool John has left us.



He was my favourite

RIP legend

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Proud teacher moment today when I found out one of my Major projects got nominated for the industrial arts equivalent of art express. It's moments like these that keep me teaching

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Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

Funky See Funky Do posted:

At least we still have Noni who (I have it on good authority) will live forever.

My mum knew her reasonably well cause she was a professor at Flinders and got to know Noni cause she came back to help out with the whole famous alumni thing a few times.

She's apparently just as nice in person, has a great sense of humor and a lot of interesting stories.

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