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Karate Bastard

The audience of nu-metal pioneer band KoRn has grown, aged, and mellowed, but still turn out en masse for their shows, to hang out and drink beer. Dad bodies everywhere.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 19:31

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# ? May 19, 2024 02:45

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Karate Bastard posted:

The audience of nu-metal pioneer band KoRn has grown, aged, and mellowed, but still turn out en masse for their shows, to hang out and drink beer. Dad bodies everywhere.

I mean this probably actually happened

# ? Sep 14, 2022 21:30

Karate Bastard

It is a play on popular KoRn song Dead Bodies Everywhere.

That's it. That's the joke. Thank you for your attention.

# ? Sep 15, 2022 07:42

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Karate Bastard posted:

Oh pish posh

Just look them straight in the eye and go "wank"

Works every time

i think this is how louis c k got booted from the industry

# ? Sep 15, 2022 07:52

Twenty Four

Thinking about doing a cheap kitchen remodel, but a bit hesitant about purchasing an under-the-counter counter top.

# ? Sep 15, 2022 09:09

Twenty Four

*Forrest Gump voice*

"Life is like a box of laxatives, you always know you're gonna get poo poo."

# ? Sep 15, 2022 10:04

Karate Bastard

Nu metal kids having careers.

gently caress it all, gently caress this world, gently caress everything that's from Stanford

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Sep 15, 2022

# ? Sep 15, 2022 18:02

Karate Bastard

If you're five five five then I'm six six sigma

# ? Sep 15, 2022 18:11

more falafel please: forums poster

Karate Bastard posted:

If you're five five five then I'm six six sigma

this is pretty good

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Sep 15, 2022 18:47

Prof. Crocodile

Karate Bastard posted:

If you're five five five then I'm six six sigma

Literally the best project management joke out there.

# ? Sep 15, 2022 21:55

Scuba Trooper

dexters mom has got it goin on

# ? Sep 16, 2022 00:31

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The rap artist 2 QuoQue. His dis tracks all consist of other rappers being guilty of the things they accuse others of doing in their dis tracks.

# ? Sep 16, 2022 13:26

Karate Bastard

Sigma balls.

# ? Sep 16, 2022 17:05

Karate Bastard

Prurient Squid posted:

The rap artist 2 QuoQue. His dis tracks all consist of other rappers being guilty of the things they accuse others of doing in their dis tracks.

Twocock?

How novel

# ? Sep 16, 2022 17:32

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

And now presenting my new innovation in urban living. Pull downs pants.

Audience gasp!

# ? Sep 16, 2022 18:06

Twenty Four

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, he eats for life!"

"So, sounds like we are going on the least common denominator here, I guess? Did you teach either of them how to cook? Bartering perhaps? Anything to do with the fish at all?"

"Oh gently caress..."

# ? Sep 18, 2022 01:19

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Twenty Four posted:

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, he eats for life!"

"So, sounds like we are going on the least common denominator here, I guess? Did you teach either of them how to cook? Bartering perhaps? Anything to do with the fish at all?"

"Oh gently caress..."

teach a man to fish, he'll devour raw fish till the end of his days

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 18, 2022 01:43

The Voice of Labor: Can't post for 22 hours!

the last man, his last hen dead, sits at his table and taps listlessly with a spoon at a prickly pear in an egg cup

# ? Sep 19, 2022 06:04

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

in some parallel universe not too far from our own, john travolta and nicholas cage really did have to swap faces in order to make face off and will kill anyone who finds out about it.

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# ? Sep 20, 2022 01:20

Dip Viscous

a group of 8 people trapped in a stuck elevator for 30 hours and each time some has to piss on the floor it gets a little more awkward because each pisser is a little more comfortable doing than the last

# ? Sep 20, 2022 03:41

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Opening a mason jar of artisanal organic whoop-rear end

# ? Sep 21, 2022 04:13

Karate Bastard

Getting your rear end handed to you by the world's buffest vegan.

# ? Sep 21, 2022 07:29

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A guy playing a slot machine and three hammer and sickles line up. The soviet anthem starts playing as a he looks around in confusion.

# ? Sep 21, 2022 09:40

Finger Prince

Prurient Squid posted:

A guy playing a slot machine and three hammer and sickles line up. The soviet anthem starts playing as a he looks around in confusion.

"I... won?"
The casino pit boss appears and firmly places a hand on his shoulder
"we won"

# ? Sep 21, 2022 13:04

DiscoWitch: uwu

A panda walks into a wild west saloon it eats shoots and leaves

# ? Sep 21, 2022 13:35

Karate Bastard

Tit for tat, he says; a heavily tattooed mammoplasty surgeon advertising free services in exchange for additional ink work.

# ? Sep 21, 2022 15:26

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

DiscoWitch posted:

A panda walks into a wild west saloon it eats shoots and leaves

lol

# ? Sep 21, 2022 16:26

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Karate Bastard posted:

Getting your rear end handed to you by the world's buffest vegan.

"I eat plant-based alternatives to you for breakfast."

# ? Sep 21, 2022 16:28

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The muppets were about to take Manhattan. Only the Teenage Mutant Ninja Tutrles stood in their way.

# ? Sep 21, 2022 17:04

Trying

You can ressurect anybody you have loved and lost but they come back with a wrong Muppet voice a la modern Kermit

# ? Sep 21, 2022 21:18

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

eustachian tums, for earaches

# ? Sep 21, 2022 22:49

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

DiscoWitch posted:

A panda walks into a wild west saloon it eats shoots and leaves

# ? Sep 21, 2022 22:54

Twenty Four

Twenty Four posted:

someday, someone write this in my byobituary

I just really like "byobituary"

# ? Sep 21, 2022 23:18

The Voice of Labor: Can't post for 22 hours!

the ceo sending the interns out to score him coke. who ever brings back the best gets a paid position, aquiring coke for the ceo

# ? Sep 21, 2022 23:49

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

There's a hip new dance the kids are all sayin'
It's called the mumbo jumbo plane

You put your hands on your feet
and your feet in the air
and wave them around like you just don't care

From africa to montpelier
From the break of dawn
shake your derrier!

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Sep 22, 2022

# ? Sep 22, 2022 12:07

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Every year the king has to commit some very minor crime like shoplifting while in disguise followed by a film crew.

You'll have to come with me sir... wait, your majesty?

# ? Sep 23, 2022 10:15

Karate Bastard

Isn't that just Trump, but instead of Groucho glasses, you know, spray tan?

And hour/treason/etc...

# ? Sep 23, 2022 12:37

Karate Bastard

*shading my eyes* oh look at that it's almost high noon, better put on some more spray tan

# ? Sep 23, 2022 12:40

Karate Bastard

Wino dino - when you're a little past your prime for wine & dine.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 15:02

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# ? May 19, 2024 02:45

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The Ent Detective Agency.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 16:31

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