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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Brawnfire posted:

The doctor appears alarmed. "My fingertips touched."

Cause every time you touch
I get this feeling
And every time I kiss
I swear I will die

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Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
I googled the ball booth to see if it was near me and the only references to it that came up were various tabloid sites from 2018

Not because of medical need, I have a good relationship with my doctor, just thought it would be a laugh

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu

The look on the doctors face when he had to check a womans balls was hilarious let me tell you.

Get your balls checked ball havers.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

DiscoWitch posted:

The look on the doctors face when he had to check a womans balls was hilarious let me tell you.

Get your balls checked ball havers.

Hopefully it was :geno: if things are fine with no sign of cancerous lumps.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Android Apocalypse posted:

Hopefully it was :geno: if things are fine with no sign of cancerous lumps.

"I'm afraid your testicles are prismatic. Treatment is simple: Famous mantrain in town, go and fap with them."

"But Dr. Geno, I'm the caboose on the mantrain!"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

bike tory posted:

yeah unfortunately dudes are dying of testicular cancer because they aren't comfortable getting their balls touched face to face, so it's one of those things that shouldn't need to exist but is probably a good idea for pragmatic reasons

You have explained how this would save men (yeah, I'm stereotyping trans women as not idiots) from dying of cancer because they did not want anyone touching their balls, but you have a massive leap in logic calling it a good thing.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Brawnfire posted:

"I'm afraid your testicles are prismatic. Treatment is simple: Famous mantrain in town, go and fap with them."

"But Dr. Geno, I'm the caboose on the mantrain!"

???

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Balls?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I didn't realize so many had strayed from the grey path

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

BonHair posted:

You have explained how this would save men (yeah, I'm stereotyping trans women as not idiots) from dying of cancer because they did not want anyone touching their balls, but you have a massive leap in logic calling it a good thing.

I too wish death by cancer on groups of human beings based on their biology at birth

This is a healthy and mentally stable thing to do

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
yeah because that's what that rear end in a top hat was doing, uh huh.

what's the name of your small business, terry, how mad are you that the town planted a couple of trees down the high street

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
The dude who made the killdozer was unhinged and hurt a lot of innocent people with his bullshit.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Terry would idolize the original sovereign citizen

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yes but he also disrespected the authorities so who can say whether it is good or bad.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

My shirt’s weird, weird doodoo brown
Dumbest dad in the whole drat town

This made me lol.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


More like cancelculturedozer

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

But now that I have the dozer I will effect social change

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

loving cspam poster shark

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

OwlFancier posted:

Yes but he also disrespected the authorities so who can say whether it is good or bad.

And he got murked so this is what terry the fat gently caress wants for you

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
You can cancel Marvin but you can't cancel Killdozer

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Dont look a gift dozer in the mouth

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


drat it terry

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

And he got murked so this is what terry the fat gently caress wants for you

Finally a gift I can enjoy.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


lmfao

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

loving cspam poster shark

Terry is a d&d lib

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:



The likelihood of getting mugged by trains is low


but not zero.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


As Voltaire once said: "there is nothing funny about a train at midnight" - Nietzsche, 2021

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qzr10uKRlx1qbi3uc_720.mp4

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I guess Demi Adejuyigbe wasn’t kidding when he said the 2021 video would be his last

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Did the September guy actually retire for real this year?

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

I guess Demi Adejuyigbe wasn’t kidding when he said the 2021 video would be his last

say it ain't so :(

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
:negative:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
And he made his last video with the default volume too low so it limited its awesomeness a lot

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Brawnfire posted:

I didn't realize so many had strayed from the grey path

I'd say we need a crying :geno:, but that'd be way too prismatic

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
I'm glad Demi stopped, for his sake. Still F5ing after watching the complete playlist though.

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