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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Also here is a Yelp review of another county's DMV:

Yelp review posted:

The ticket validation officer named "Afran" made a line of 5 cars wait 35 minutes while he leisurely took an extended lunch from 12:30 to 1:15pm. The line was backed up the entire time waiting for this employee to come do his one and only job. His unbelievable disrespect for our time was egregious and as a fellow human being, only wish mercy on this poor shell of a man.

"How dare an employee need to eat?! The gall, to take a legally-required break! :bahgawd:"

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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Services like that really ought to have multiple workers who can take staggered breaks so the line can always keep moving, but that’s 100% not the fault or the responsibility of the employees

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Read After Burning posted:

Over the past few days, Adam Levine (lead singer of Maroon 5, coach on The Voice) has been exposed as sliding into the DMs of multiple women, despite being married.

Now, not everyone is into celebrity drama and the airing of dirty laundry, but we can all appreciate the stupidity of a famous dude (who is married to a famous supermodel) using his verified account to try having affairs. The audacity!

Also, look at how this man sexts:
https://twitter.com/GalaxyPeaBrain/status/1572291146084130816

https://twitter.com/shahartley/status/1572276118341689346

This 40+ year old man said he wanted to "buy [a girl's booty] a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothings into it"...did Ron Burgundy write this?


Bonus:
https://twitter.com/Jkochian/status/1572441277421203458

My favorite part of this: his wife is pregnant with another of his kids and he actually wanted to name the kid after one of his mistresses. Like flat out even messaged the other woman saying he was floating that name as a tribute to her.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Read After Burning posted:

Also here is a Yelp review of another county's DMV:

"How dare an employee need to eat?! The gall, to take a legally-required break! :bahgawd:"

12:30 to 1:15 is 45 minutes.

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Kit Walker posted:

Services like that really ought to have multiple workers who can take staggered breaks so the line can always keep moving, but that’s 100% not the fault or the responsibility of the employees

Mah taxes! :bahgawd:

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Coolness Averted posted:

My favorite part of this: his wife is pregnant with another of his kids and he actually wanted to name the kid after one of his mistresses. Like flat out even messaged the other woman saying he was floating that name as a tribute to her.
I think having your daughter named after your mistress is a really weird idea for reasons beyond just being unsubtle.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Coolness Averted posted:

My favorite part of this: his wife is pregnant with another of his kids and he actually wanted to name the kid after one of his mistresses. Like flat out even messaged the other woman saying he was floating that name as a tribute to her.

Vib Rib posted:

I think having your daughter named after your mistress is a really weird idea for reasons beyond just being unsubtle.

Nah, he only wanted to name the child after the mistress IF it turned out to be a boy.

:stare:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kit Walker posted:

Services like that really ought to have multiple workers who can take staggered breaks so the line can always keep moving, but that’s 100% not the fault or the responsibility of the employees

Yeah, it's a concerted effort by politicians (more Republicans than Democrats, but only barely), defund government services, piss people off, say the government services should be replaced by private ones that coincidentally are run by their friends/donors.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Coolness Averted posted:

My favorite part of this: his wife is pregnant with another of his kids and he actually wanted to name the kid after one of his mistresses. Like flat out even messaged the other woman saying he was floating that name as a tribute to her.

I thought the Adam Levine is a Cheat story isn't that interesting due to its predictability but this brings it over the top lmao

The first Maroon 5 hit song is literally about adultery, it's even in the first verse


She will be loved posted:

Beauty queen of only eighteen, she had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her, she always belonged to someone else
I drove for miles and miles, and wound up at your door
I've had you so many times, but somehow I want more

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

*watches music video of "Girls Like You"* Yeah this seems like something that everybody should have seen coming

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I thought the Adam Levine is a Cheat story isn't that interesting due to its predictability but this brings it over the top lmao

Yeah, I only felt it fit the thread because, again, a celebrity (married to another celebrity) was using his verified IG account to try to start up affairs. If that ain't an IoSM, I dunno what is!

And I'm reminded of the time this happened:
https://twitter.com/AMENARTPOP/status/1572184854456074241

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Read After Burning posted:

Yeah, I only felt it fit the thread because, again, a celebrity (married to another celebrity) was using his verified IG account to try to start up affairs. If that ain't an IoSM, I dunno what is!

And I'm reminded of the time this happened:
https://twitter.com/AMENARTPOP/status/1572184854456074241

Fuckin wish she'd ended his career

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



but that would prevent him from releasing the worst Maroon 5 hit song in existence, Memories

seriously why is every pop star a capella so bad

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Pop songs are meant to be danced to and if you dance to an a capella song you're a freak. That's why it's bad.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Platystemon posted:

America’s bears are mostly black bears, which you shouldn’t underestimate, but which are substantially less dangerous than grizzly bears.

Black bears are, absent cubs they are protecting, the biggest dumbest trash-eatingest dogs you've ever seen in your life. They're blithering morons, each and every one. Just loving dopes that wonder into the highway and blink stupidly at cars when they're not busy getting themselves trapped in dumpsters.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

big dyke energy posted:

Pop songs are meant to be danced to and if you dance to an a capella song you're a freak. That's why it's bad.

Coincidentally, the ol Facebook memories reminded me today that 10 years ago I went to see Peter Gabriel and some absolute lunatic was dancing like a maniac to "Red Rain" the entire time

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Black bears are, absent cubs they are protecting, the biggest dumbest trash-eatingest dogs you've ever seen in your life. They're blithering morons, each and every one. Just loving dopes that wonder into the highway and blink stupidly at cars when they're not busy getting themselves trapped in dumpsters.

obsessed with pic-a-nic baskets too, dumb shits

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Read After Burning posted:

Yeah, I only felt it fit the thread because, again, a celebrity (married to another celebrity) was using his verified IG account to try to start up affairs. If that ain't an IoSM, I dunno what is!

And I'm reminded of the time this happened:
https://twitter.com/AMENARTPOP/status/1572184854456074241

Lady Gaga used to be so mean on Twitter. I want that back.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Read After Burning posted:

Over the past few days, Adam Levine (lead singer of Maroon 5, coach on The Voice) has been exposed as sliding into the DMs of multiple women, despite being married.

Now, not everyone is into celebrity drama and the airing of dirty laundry, but we can all appreciate the stupidity of a famous dude (who is married to a famous supermodel) using his verified account to try having affairs. The audacity!

Also, look at how this man sexts:
https://twitter.com/GalaxyPeaBrain/status/1572291146084130816

https://twitter.com/shahartley/status/1572276118341689346

This 40+ year old man said he wanted to "buy [a girl's booty] a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothings into it"...did Ron Burgundy write this?


Bonus:
https://twitter.com/Jkochian/status/1572441277421203458

There are a lot of dudes out there that just aren’t willing to put in the effort. Here’s former senate candidate Cal Cunningham as another data point:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Women putting overprivileged dudes trying to philander on blast for terrible game is weirdly specific but incredibly morally correct

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean I assume that is the point, if you are rich and/or famous you don't need to learn to chat people up because a certain proportion of people will just throw themselves at you.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Sounds like his wife will be levine him

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The only thing worse than his singing is imagining that same voice in bed 🤮

I'm really angry about this intrusive thought

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

The only thing worse than his singing is imagining that same voice in bed 🤮

I'm really angry about this intrusive thought
this reminds me of that insanely terrible porn clip where the dude starts singing during sex.

I'm not gonna link it because it's just, actual porn, but google "now I'm in your rear end" with quotes and imagine it's adam levine

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Black bears are, absent cubs they are protecting, the biggest dumbest trash-eatingest dogs you've ever seen in your life. They're blithering morons, each and every one. Just loving dopes that wonder into the highway and blink stupidly at cars when they're not busy getting themselves trapped in dumpsters.

All bears are doofy, really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

KozmoNaut has a new favorite as of 08:04 on Sep 22, 2022

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

https://twitter.com/starlarbu/status/1572006283666141184

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I heard it also inspired his later movie, Swiss Army House Elf.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The ones that interact with humans are basically stray dogs that happen to weigh half a ton or more.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
https://twitter.com/KerrangMagazine/status/1571469143152402433?s=20&t=xhhT-4H5PuRzJdaoGkOcpw

MCR not the idiots, however the article is miffed that Gerard Way is such a buzzkill by keeping an eye on crowd safety

quote:

Another seems to be Gerard’s compulsion to repeatedly halt proceedings for the sake of crowd safety. As admirable as it is to prevent any kind of dangerous crush, the habit of pumping the brakes between almost every song at virtually every show has begun to irk, perforating the electric atmosphere and disrupting any real flow.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Yeah, the whole experience of Welcome to the Black Parade is gonna be ruined if I don't see it happen then and there.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



teen witch posted:


MCR not the idiots, however the article is miffed that Gerard Way is such a buzzkill by keeping an eye on crowd safety

lmao did they forget how hosed up the travis scott set in Houston was?

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Gerard Way has always been super concerned about crowd safety and it's excellent. Who the gently caress would experience that and go 'wow his attempts to keep people from dying really broke the flow'.

Cernunnos
Sep 2, 2011

ppbbbbttttthhhhh~
"I wasn't doing anything stupid. Why should my 'perfect experience' be ruined for the sake of others."

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
I've gone to a house party gig where they didn't pump the brakes at all. The floor loving caved in.

gently caress your "flow," making sure the show is safe is far more important.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

HopperUK posted:

Gerard Way has always been super concerned about crowd safety and it's excellent. Who the gently caress would experience that and go 'wow his attempts to keep people from dying really broke the flow'.



Who else?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gerard way now has two costumes, napoleonic twink and the queen mum.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
To tie two recent thread themes together (UK royal family and rich, famous dudes with absolutely zero flirting game), let me remind everyone of Tampongate.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

AlbieQuirky posted:

To tie two recent thread themes together (UK royal family and rich, famous dudes with absolutely zero flirting game), let me remind everyone of Tampongate.

why

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Look there are much worse weird sex habits that you could pick from as a royal.

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Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Can anyone quote some good sexting or is that simply an oxymoron?

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