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cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Yaldabaoth posted:

Here, have a picture that's not from Reddit:



I love how it looks like it was created by Google deep dream even though it's 100% hand painted.

How'd you get in my attiic?

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Y'all never hosed on the gently caress couch? gently caress.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Cocaine Bear posted:

Y'all never hosed on the gently caress couch? gently caress.

That's how you get sucked into the couch and become stuffing.

This ain't my first rodeo.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I once bought a piece of furniture entirely because its name was clearly a euphemism for the sex you would be having on it: a "cuddler"

It was definitely not a place for rough sex, not big enough

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Dr. Quarex posted:

I once bought a piece of furniture entirely because its name was clearly a euphemism for the sex you would be having on it: a "cuddler"

It was definitely not a place for rough sex, not big enough

Is that what a love seat is for?

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

How about the siege d'amour, a custom piece of furniture designed to help Edward VII enjoy himself in French brothels after his 48-inch waist made regular sex uncomfortable (as a proud Victorian he would never do something as perverted as allow a woman to be on top).



:nws: Diagram if you need one :nws:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




The cool thing about this is that it would also make a rad two-person sled to use during the winter

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Scratch Monkey posted:

Proof that cops are just absolutely incapable of not killing dogs

Honestly how does this poo poo even happen? Are K9 officers not in a very close relationship with their dogs? I figured you'd have to be, at least have a bond with the animal that precludes that kind of negligence.

Of course, they're still cops, so 'criminal stupidity' is probably the easiest answer.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Mister Speaker posted:

Honestly how does this poo poo even happen? Are K9 officers not in a very close relationship with their dogs? I figured you'd have to be, at least have a bond with the animal that precludes that kind of negligence.

Of course, they're still cops, so 'criminal stupidity' is probably the easiest answer.

Not close enough to not routinely cook/ventilate them.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
You don't become a cop if you have genuine empathy for other creatures.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The only time a cop killing another cop isn't hilarious.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Scratch Monkey posted:

Proof that cops are just absolutely incapable of not killing dogs

Apparently cops lust for dog murder so much that K9 cop cars have alarms if it gets too hot in there. Cops can't be trusted enough not to kill their own dogs so they need monitoring systems.

Wasn't enough to save this one :(

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The Anime Liker posted:

The only time a cop killing another cop isn't hilarious.

It's wild how most people in the world can own pets their entire lives without leaving them to die in hot cars.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
pooptat

na na na na na na na na

pooptat

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
the dirty floor makes it great.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


It cuts off before the grim end.

https://i.imgur.com/FBGVlQn.mp4

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Cartoon Man posted:

It cuts off before the grim end.

https://i.imgur.com/FBGVlQn.mp4

Whales are scary and dangerous creatures. How did we ever win the war against them in the '60s? It could have easily gone the other way IMO

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


GABA ghoul posted:

Whales are scary and dangerous creatures. How did we ever win the war against them in the '60s? It could have easily gone the other way IMO

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Gotta nuke something

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/horror4kids/status/1573108046653722625

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I honestly think adults who come up with uncanny valley stuff like that must be dead on the inside to not realize how horrifying it looks.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You say that but nobody hires me to do advertising.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

That egg looks like every other British man

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Warning: Content from Reddit, but it's something cool.



This statue actually depicts Satan standing triumphant over the body of Archangel Michael.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/negO1eE.mp4

MFW the crab came out.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


What the gently caress do people think fish eat? Cobb Salad?

I'm more surprised that it ate one of them poisonous pufferfish.

McGavin fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Sep 23, 2022

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I thought the fish was full of parasites.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i mean if you got caught in a trawler net, might as well go out swinging

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Yaldabaoth posted:

Warning: Content from Reddit, but it's something cool.



This statue actually depicts Satan standing triumphant over the body of Archangel Michael.

https://twitter.com/mjaysoncayabyab/status/1057840382174670848?s=46&t=U0Kaa6yZqQOKQtWW21OMtg

People were bullying satan

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/huwlemmey/status/1573351070369468417?t=7i4VJ6s3YdfWRI3BDvTNAw&s=19

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

OMFG FURRY posted:

i mean if you got caught in a trawler net, might as well go out swinging

This was my take on it. No way it has that much undigested food just sitting there if it is in its natural habitat. But once in the net it just has tons of food right in its face and is probably terrified and is going haywire.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I think Melon Kuma, the mascot of Yubari city in Japan, is much worse.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

McGavin posted:

I think Melon Kuma, the mascot of Yubari city in Japan, is much worse.

I don't know, Melon Kuma feels less disturbing since it's intentionally trying to look scary. Stuff like Bussi have an extra layer of disturbingness on them because they were designed by people who thought they looked perfectly fine.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Who want they bussi ate?

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
https://twitter.com/ActuallyEmerson/status/1573107117254639616?s=20&t=49B2qV8XQtnTgF5UcfNkag

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

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