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Thor: God of Punch is so dumb it has become good through the absurdity.
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Sep 22, 2022 11:13
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goatface posted:Thor: God of Punch is so dumb it has become good through the absurdity.
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Sep 22, 2022 13:40
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Flesh Forge posted:I like that a lot, it's a little bittersweet how most of the retellings of Thor involve taking his hammer away from him somehow or other but that's kind of the problem with the basic Thor story anyway There should be a Thor story where he get's Thunderstrike and Beta Ray Bill's hammers too. He has to be worthy of and wield all the hammers at the same time
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Sep 22, 2022 14:07
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Thor, God of Jugglers
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Sep 22, 2022 14:13
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Like Zoro from One Piece but with hammers
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Sep 22, 2022 14:29
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Gripweed posted:There should be a Thor story where he get's Thunderstrike and Beta Ray Bill's hammers too. He has to be worthy of and wield all the hammers at the same time Also a third arm
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Sep 22, 2022 14:36
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Uru Fist Thor is pretty rad, not going to lie.
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Sep 22, 2022 14:44
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during the current marvel even a celestial is judging humanity, big drama for every hero and then my favorite are the two little panels for Thor and Spidey where the celestial goes "of course they pass, duh!"
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Sep 22, 2022 14:51
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Goa Tse-tung posted:during the current marvel even a celestial is judging humanity, big drama for every hero In a better telling of that story, Jameson is there, sees Spidey get the thumbs up from the king of all judges, and Spider-man just looks and gestures back and forth.
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Sep 22, 2022 15:46
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goatface posted:Thor: God of Punch is so dumb it has become good through the absurdity.
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Sep 22, 2022 16:27
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Goa Tse-tung posted:during the current marvel even a celestial is judging humanity, big drama for every hero For context, if I understand it right, the celestial is a weird home-made one ("We need a celestial for reasons, let's have Tony Stark and Mr Sinister make it, what could go wrong?") who is judging people by how they live up to their own ideals and sincerity in pursuing that. Which, you know, is those two in a nutshell.
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Sep 22, 2022 19:27
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Gripweed posted:There should be a Thor story where he get's Thunderstrike and Beta Ray Bill's hammers too. He has to be worthy of and wield all the hammers at the same time He had two Mjolnir's in the Gor story
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Sep 22, 2022 19:34
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Bruceski posted:For context, if I understand it right, the celestial is a weird home-made one ("We need a celestial for reasons, let's have Tony Stark and Mr Sinister make it, what could go wrong?") who is judging people by how they live up to their own ideals and sincerity in pursuing that. Which, you know, is those two in a nutshell. Not how much they believe they're living up to it right because, hoo boy, ol Parker would get 12 thumbs down.
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Sep 22, 2022 21:56
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Endless Mike posted:Also a third arm He already has that
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Sep 22, 2022 22:22
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Push El Burrito posted:Not how much they believe they're living up to it right because, hoo boy, ol Parker would get 12 thumbs down. Miles Morales, not Peter.
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Sep 22, 2022 23:06
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Bruceski posted:Miles Morales, not Peter. Did he offer them another pocket burger?
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Sep 23, 2022 00:49
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Gripweed posted:There should be a Thor story where he get's Thunderstrike and Beta Ray Bill's hammers too. He has to be worthy of and wield all the hammers at the same time Omnislash, but with a dozen hammers.
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Sep 23, 2022 07:12
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Everybody keeps saying that Thor isn't the god of hammers. I want him to meet the actual god of hammers and get wrecked.
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Sep 23, 2022 07:20
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Grendels Dad posted:Everybody keeps saying that Thor isn't the god of hammers. I want him to meet the actual god of hammers and get wrecked*. * at carpenting
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Sep 23, 2022 07:30
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...So Jesus is the god of hammers? I thought he was the god of nails.
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Sep 23, 2022 07:52
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PicklePants posted:...So Jesus is the god of hammers? I thought he was the god of nails. The god of lines aligned at right angles, surely. To me, my +-Men!
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Sep 23, 2022 07:57
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Bruceski posted:For context, if I understand it right, the celestial is a weird home-made one ("We need a celestial for reasons, let's have Tony Stark and Mr Sinister make it, what could go wrong?") who is judging people by how they live up to their own ideals and sincerity in pursuing that. Which, you know, is those two in a nutshell. Any notable people fail?
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Sep 23, 2022 11:53
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Grendels Dad posted:The god of lines aligned at right angles, surely. The Cross Men is what they should call a Hulk teamup.
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Sep 23, 2022 12:00
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Lot 49 posted:Any notable people fail? Oodles. Captain America is probably the highest profile failure
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Sep 23, 2022 12:24
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Grendels Dad posted:Everybody keeps saying that Thor isn't the god of hammers. I want him to meet the actual god of hammers and get wrecked. That's literally Sigmar. And Marvel has the Warhammer license... Sigmar's Lords-Celestant have capes made of hammers that hit people who get too close 
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Sep 23, 2022 13:00
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Open Marriage Night posted:Omnislash, but with a dozen hammers. Omnismash.
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Sep 23, 2022 13:11
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Marvel has the Warhammer licence?!
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Sep 23, 2022 13:11
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Samovar posted:Marvel has the Warhammer licence?! Yeah. They've put out two decent miniseries and that's it. No word on anything else in months.
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Sep 23, 2022 13:30
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Gripweed posted:Yeah. They've put out two decent miniseries and that's it. No word on anything else in months. Does it also include 40k, though?
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Sep 23, 2022 13:35
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Samovar posted:Does it also include 40k, though? They've done a Marneus Calgar one and a Sisters of Battle one 
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Sep 23, 2022 13:36
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Samovar posted:Does it also include 40k, though? they've only done 40k
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Sep 23, 2022 15:47
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Grendels Dad posted:Everybody keeps saying that Thor isn't the god of hammers. I want him to meet the actual god of hammers and get wrecked. Marvel version of John Henry?
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Sep 23, 2022 19:35
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Lot 49 posted:Any notable people fail? There's been lots of examples for both passing and failing, with various criteria for each. It swings between trivial and touching and kinda reinforces the arbitrariness of it. Cap fails because he tries to inspire America and the world and things haven't gotten any better on that front. Poses as a member of the press and asks Mayor Luke Cage ("This is his first extinction event.") how he judges himself, he ducks the question and fails. Thor is by definition worthy because that's what the hammer he's swinging says. Appears to Kamala Khan as Carol Danvers offering to take her and her family safely into space to be true elite superheroes. Kamala kicks his rear end and passes. And so on. When I first heard about the idea I thought it was stupid but I kinda like what I've seen.
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Sep 23, 2022 20:48
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Y'all forgot it talking to Doom who just told it he doesn't recognize its authority and it fucks off
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Sep 23, 2022 20:53
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Oodles. Captain America is probably the highest profile failure Motherfucker doesn't even know what Myspace is.
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Sep 23, 2022 20:56
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Push El Burrito posted:Motherfucker doesn't even know what Myspace is. So he's got more in common with Gen Z than we do.
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Sep 23, 2022 21:00
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Endless Mike posted:Y'all forgot it talking to Doom who just told it he doesn't recognize its authority and it fucks off Ughhhhh, it's arbitrary but I don't like that. I don't mind Doom having willpower, like the classic What If where he takes over the world using Purple Man and just stands in front of him unshielded and remains uncontrolled, that's fine to me but when other cosmic beings indulge it, gets a little bit wanky and indulgent imo.
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Sep 23, 2022 21:02
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Endless Mike posted:Y'all forgot it talking to Doom who just told it he doesn't recognize its authority and it fucks off From the pictures I saw the Celestial told Doom it would pass him if he just said "Reed Richards is smarter than me." Doom just laughed and left. And the Celestial passed him anyway.
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Sep 23, 2022 21:02
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The Question IRL posted:From the pictures I saw the Celestial told Doom it would pass him if he just said "Reed Richards is smarter than me." That's what it was. Maybe it was someone else who said they didn't recognize its authority. Never mind!
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Sep 23, 2022 21:18
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It was scott(cyclops) and he said "only my wife can judge me" Basically threatened to sic Jean on them if they didnt gently caress off
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