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Obviously, Nathen becoming an incel is the top story here, but this is very frustrating. The use of “yet” here implies that there is a dichotomy between the two statements: as an example you might say “I don’t understand Nathen Mazri, he has loads of money and can do whatever he wants, yet he chooses to make himself a ridiculous figure of fun on the internet instead of enjoying his life”. It doesn’t work in this context, because not paying rent doesn’t normally prevent you from being strong and graceful, in fact, quite the opposite
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Zeniel posted:I for one am shocked that this turned into nothing. GarfieldEats: I for one am shocked that this turned into nothing.
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Akratic Method posted:"Love me, feed me, don't touch me" is a pretty good new thread title.
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Sep 23, 2022 12:35
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Nathen is Sonic the Hedgehog
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Also Nathen can eat poo poo. He’s making it sound like he was forced into marriage when this whole dumb thing was his own overhyped idea. He didn’t actually have to get married but a poorly produced awkward as gently caress dating show would have been hilariously awful/amazing.
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Also also, I’m confused. Did he post the “marry Nathen finally!” stuff and then IMMEDIATELY post “I’m never getting married” after that? That doesn’t even make sense.
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Sep 23, 2022 12:46
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Lmao Nathen complaining about having to pay rent
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Frank Frank posted:That doesn’t even make sense. Forget it, Frank. It's GarfieldEats.
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loving....love me, feed me, don't touch me. incredible.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUnSuYYs18 So when can we expect BrakEATS?
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Sep 23, 2022 13:23
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I scrolled through and thought "eh more antics from Nathen" and then I got to "Nathen is asexual and may die a virgin" and just the plot twist that came out of nowhere with no warning rivals the best directors Holy hell I busted out laughing
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Sep 23, 2022 13:27
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Nathen has never hosed. Please stop asking him if he's hosed.
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Sep 23, 2022 13:29
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He won't even commit to dying a virgin
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Sep 23, 2022 13:31
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he's not even an unattractive guy, interesting looking perhapsand clearly has money and poo poo. There's literally no reason this dude couldn't get laid by whatever interests him. It's so wild how hosed up he is.
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Frank Frank posted:Also also, I’m confused. Did he post the “marry Nathen finally!” stuff and then IMMEDIATELY post “I’m never getting married” after that? That doesn’t even make sense. ”Marry Nathen Mazri, Finally!” is the branding for the (purely theoretical) event. Being an extremely successful social media savvy
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Zeniel posted:I for one am shocked that this turned into nothing.  Also, who does Nathen think he's fooling with that claim that 317 people entered his contest? Then again, there was probably no screening process and like 308 of those contestants were one person entering multiple times
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Also, who does Nathen think he's fooling with that claim that 317 people entered his contest? Then again, there was probably no screening process and like 308 of those contestants were one person entering multiple times He openly bragged about there being no screening. This was a feature somehow And yet, only 317 authentic, genuine, 100% serious “people” signed up
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Sep 23, 2022 13:55
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Wait did you guys not sign up?
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I wanna know what love iiiiis Don't want you to touch meeee
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Can we see more insane celebrity restaurant ideas actually. I’ve been enjoying that more than Nathen these last couple pages
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Lt. Cock posted:Can we see more insane celebrity restaurant ideas actually. I’ve been enjoying that more than Nathen these last couple pages Nathen Mazri’s Potato Fantasy
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Sep 23, 2022 17:16
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"Mash Me, Fry Me, Don't Peel Me"
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I just did a quick check and his discord has 272 people in it. He can't even claim that number and just made up his own
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Wait, wait, wait. Nathen Mazri is a virgin?! Isn’t he nearly 40?
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Sep 23, 2022 18:22
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he's only a virgin if you don't count the large stuffed garfield
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Big Beef City posted:he's not even an unattractive guy, interesting looking perhapsand clearly has money and poo poo. There's literally no reason this dude couldn't get laid by whatever interests him. It's so wild how hosed up he is. Uhhh he clearly just doesn't WANT to have sex. Obviously. How dare you suggest otherwise 
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hold on folks... i'm getting a reading from my new invention that scans people's subconscious dreams... ok it's coming through now...
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Mozi posted:he's only a virgin if you don't count the large stuffed garfield This sentence would be so incredible out of context.
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Dixville posted:This sentence would be so incredible out of context. I skipped to the last page so let me tell you - it is
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Dixville posted:This sentence would be so incredible out of context. Nathen is a one-man Outside Context Problem.
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I don’t know what Nathen counts as “virginity” but didn’t he say he hooked up with his cousin in his book?
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Scientastic posted:Wait, wait, wait. Nathen Mazri is a virgin?! No he's been 27 since 2017 silly
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Big City Drinkin posted:I don’t know what Nathen counts as “virginity” but didn’t he say he hooked up with his cousin in his book? Yup
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Nathen is asexual and may die a virgin
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Big City Drinkin posted:I don’t know what Nathen counts as “virginity” but didn’t he say he hooked up with his cousin in his book? I think he just like made weird duck faces at him and pursed his lips. Though who knows what an alien being such as Nathen regards as intercourse, possibly for him to have sex he'd have to open a restaurant with the person.
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Big City Drinkin posted:I don’t know what Nathen counts as “virginity” but didn’t he say he hooked up with his cousin in his book? I think he just said he had a crush on his cousin but nothing ever came of it
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Here lies Nathen. He never scored.
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Jelly posted:Nathen is asexual and may die a virgin And that's a good thing!
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Here's the chapter of Nathen's book where he talks about fooling around with his cousin, fooling around with men and Montreal, and being an unwilling sex symbol for the entire world. Also read the rest of TaP's posts for more of a summary of Nathen's crazy book, if you haven't yet.
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