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pokeyman posted:Thank you for making the solemn objective determination of the appropriate size of one's breasts. Laws of physics be damned!
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Sep 23, 2022 15:18
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Another Bill posted:I mean, I remember my grade 7 science teacher keeping some of the boys after class one day to give us a talk about the evils of homosexuality, including a very descriptive explanation of what fisting is. It was hosed up. Ironically I was taught about gay sex way more graphically than straight sex between this and abstinence education.
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Sep 23, 2022 15:18
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Well you gotta be sure that if you do have the sex, you're not having the wrong kind of sex by accident
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Sep 23, 2022 15:20
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DrBox posted:Laws of physics be damned! Jack could have survived if Rose had massive mommy milkers 
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Sep 23, 2022 15:21
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In before people begin getting probed for posting humongous breasts to win internet arguments about the limits of human mammary physics
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Sep 23, 2022 15:33
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For real though I think she should be permitted to wear them. If it is important for her mental well-being than I think we should all just grow up and get over it. If it is some kind of right wing ploy for outrage then eventually she will grow tired of hauling them around.
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Sep 23, 2022 15:38
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The thing that bugged me the most in the pictures the media had was how she was dicknosing the surgical mask 
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Sep 23, 2022 15:38
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Noblesse Obliged posted:For real though I think she should be permitted to wear them. If it is important for her mental well-being than I think we should all just grow up and get over it. The part that made me nervous was the giant prosthetic boobs in the way, hair not tied back, and no safety glasses while operating a table saw. Bad example for the kids there. Safen up!
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Sep 23, 2022 15:52
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Having the nipples of your giant prosthetic breasts poking out of your shirt seems pretty unprofessional to me, but maybe I'm a prude.
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Sep 23, 2022 16:08
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At the end of the day it's a individual HR issue, we don't and shouldn't know the context behind the teacher's identify or choices. Maybe as a parent I might have a reasonable explanation of talking with the principal / board about it, but the Sun and NatPo sure as hell don't have any right to all the details about this particular teacher. Like completely devoid of context it feels inappropriate, but I (along with anyone in the media) know absolutely nothing about this person.
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Sep 23, 2022 16:16
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Frankly they aren't big enough
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Sep 23, 2022 16:17
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Is there any columnist as disingenuous as Tristan Hopper? I always get this “check this out, doesn’t it make you MAD?? I’m not mad tho” vibes from him Maybe JJ McCullough comes close. He’s more of a “just asking questions if trudeau is secretly the leader of a WEF vampire cabal! I’m a centrist!” guy.
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Sep 23, 2022 16:36
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priznat posted:“just asking questions if trudeau is secretly the leader of a WEF vampire cabal! I’m a centrist!” guy. These are the same thing
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Sep 23, 2022 16:39
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Tsyni posted:Having the nipples of your giant prosthetic breasts poking out of your shirt seems pretty unprofessional to me, but maybe I'm a prude. Very, very disrespectful.
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Sep 23, 2022 17:12
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evilpicard posted:Ironically I was taught about gay sex way more graphically than straight sex between this and abstinence education. Is there somewhere in Canada teaching abstinence? I don’t know how much of that is determined at the provincial or school district level. My public schooling in BC allowed you to opt out (and some classmates from religious families did) but it was dry factual stuff, they brought it outside educators or school counsellors for it.
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Sep 23, 2022 17:24
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kaom posted:Is there somewhere in Canada teaching abstinence? I don’t know how much of that is determined at the provincial or school district level. My public schooling in BC allowed you to opt out (and some classmates from religious families did) but it was dry factual stuff, they brought it outside educators or school counsellors for it. Catholic school boards.
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Sep 23, 2022 17:38
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Catholic school boards.
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Sep 23, 2022 17:40
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'Horrifying' number of syphilis infections in Alberta reaching pre-antibiotic levelsThe Ceeb posted:'The highest rates we've seen since the 1940s,' Huh. Wonder if there's any relation
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Sep 23, 2022 17:44
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We definitely weren't abstinence only in high school in Ontario in the 90s, but they did shove in a very awkward and quickly moved on from thing about how Natural Family Planning (i.e. the rhythm method) can be effective when we were talking about birth control.
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Sep 23, 2022 17:50
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The only time that came close was one day when my Grade 10 teacher for the Life Prep class (don't remember the name but it was about poo poo like writing resumes, career choosing, writing cheques etc) did a presentation on stuff you could do instead of sex. All the normal lame stuff like making cookies together or taking a cold shower whenever you're turned on. It probably would've been bad in most situations but the teacher was like 24 and she could barely stop herself from laughing as she went through it so at least we were all on the same page.
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Sep 23, 2022 17:58
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enki42 posted:We definitely weren't abstinence only in high school in Ontario in the 90s, but they did shove in a very awkward and quickly moved on from thing about how Natural Family Planning (i.e. the rhythm method) can be effective when we were talking about birth control. Do people using the rhythm method not pull out, cuz I'm reading some things and none of them seem to say "oh and don't blow inside if you're trying not to get pregnant" Because that seems like an obvious oversight
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Sep 23, 2022 18:08
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Catholic school boards. Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Do people using the rhythm method not pull out, cuz I'm reading some things and none of them seem to say "oh and don't blow inside if you're trying not to get pregnant" Because that seems like an obvious oversight
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Sep 23, 2022 18:12
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Catholic school boards. Don't they just do normal sex ed in catholic schools now? At least in Ontario. I seem to remember catholic parents losing their poo poo about that a decade or so ago. When I went to non-catholic ontario school my gym teacher was definitely pushing abstinence. I remember during the famous STD shock session where they clockwork orange you into viewing all kinds of hosed up dicks and balls on the slide projector, he made a point to remind us that birth control was not going to save us from this fate. The message was very much "there's no such thing as safe sex".
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Sep 23, 2022 18:18
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Maybe if they stopped talking about sex so much, students would stop wanting to have it.
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Sep 23, 2022 18:18
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kaom posted:Is there somewhere in Canada teaching abstinence? Albino Squirrel posted:Yup, I had tons of abstinence-only sex ed in Catholic junior high in the 90s in Alberta.
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Sep 23, 2022 18:25
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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I honestly can't remember exactly what we got in Calgary public school. I do remember one of the videos said "masturbation is normal if you do it, and normal if you don't" which I still find hilarious, because although it's not wrong or bad if you choose not to do it, it's pretty abnormal.
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Sep 23, 2022 18:30
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https://twitter.com/JamesDBowie/status/1573361010974638083 Will they leave this time? Remains to be seen.
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Sep 23, 2022 18:38
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We had a girl in our 9th grade Comms class who asked if sperm could get you pregnant if it landed on the outside. The teacher poorly explained that it's okay as long as you don't let any get back in. This is really only noteworthy because she had a boyfriend from another school who was 17 at the time. Honestly I remember more from the Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure looking puppet we had in the 2nd grade who taught us about our no no zones
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Sep 23, 2022 18:43
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sniper4625 posted:https://twitter.com/JamesDBowie/status/1573361010974638083 TUPOC's death is a hoax
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Sep 23, 2022 18:43
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Back in the mid 2000's I went to catholic high school. They didn't do absence per say but actually tried to get us to believe that the rythm method was the way to go. They definitely bashed condoms and other methods of safe sex. Iwas confused when they tried to scare us by saying that condoms only had a 99% success rate. I couldn't help thinking that this was a fantastic success rate so why are they trying to frame this as a negative?
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Sep 23, 2022 19:15
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There's nothing wrong with the rhythm method, it's how I was conceived and how we conceived our first!!
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Sep 23, 2022 20:07
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DaysBefore posted:The only time that came close was one day when my Grade 10 teacher for the Life Prep class (don't remember the name but it was about poo poo like writing resumes, career choosing, writing cheques etc) did a presentation on stuff you could do instead of sex. All the normal lame stuff like making cookies together or taking a cold shower whenever you're turned on. It probably would've been bad in most situations but the teacher was like 24 and she could barely stop herself from laughing as she went through it so at least we were all on the same page. The dozens and dozens of homemade cookies she and the vice principal always had on their desks was probably also awkward.
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Sep 23, 2022 21:28
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Do those abstinence only folks ever just tell people to jerk off instead? That sounds more effective than cookie baking or cold showers.
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Sep 23, 2022 21:38
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Trapick posted:Do those abstinence only folks ever just tell people to jerk off instead? That sounds more effective than cookie baking or cold showers. I think Jesus gets sad when you jerk off or something.
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Sep 23, 2022 22:00
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Trapick posted:Do those abstinence only folks ever just tell people to jerk off instead? That sounds more effective than cookie baking or cold showers. No they think it's a gateway drug to loving
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Sep 23, 2022 22:12
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I’m kind of shocked at how variable this is tbh. I would’ve thought there’d be some PLOs set by the province and then it’s up to the school to implement them, but this is all over the map.Starks posted:the famous STD shock session where they clockwork orange you into viewing all kinds of hosed up dicks and balls on the slide projector This is nuts. I did not have this. PT6A posted:I honestly can't remember exactly what we got in Calgary public school. I do remember one of the videos said "masturbation is normal if you do it, and normal if you don't" which I still find hilarious, because although it's not wrong or bad if you choose not to do it, it's pretty abnormal. I think this is a good thing. “Late bloomer” exists for a reason, sex ed is usually taught pretty young (note: this is good), everyone is under a lot of pressure to fit in, and some people never end up with a strong sex drive. I hope today it’s going even more in this inclusive direction, especially with respect to LGBTQ+ experiences. At least in my case in BC we had the “actually talking about the act of sex” sex ed in grades… 7, 10? I think I was like 12 for the first one. That’s a good age to be hearing there’s a wide range of experiences that are considered normal.
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Sep 23, 2022 22:18
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kaom posted:I’m kind of shocked at how variable this is tbh. I would’ve thought there’d be some PLOs set by the province and then it’s up to the school to implement them, but this is all over the map. Trying to update and standardize the sex ed curriculum in Ontario was a big, big wedge issue that contributed greatly to Wynne's loss to Ford.
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Sep 23, 2022 22:24
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Taking a cold shower to get unhorny is overkill. Just jam an icecube or two up your rear end and punch yourself in the dick. If this results in increasing horny, stop immediately. Making cookies together should actually work to decrease horny, because agh, get out of my kitchen and stop messing with my recipe and moving stuff around. You are making this harder. This is a one person job! Too many cooks in the kitchen! Shoo! Then if you get mad enough at them you can spitefully deny them freshly baked cookies and then nobody is gettin' it on. Unless they are into being denied stuff and being ordered around and it increases their horny. Then feed them the cookies. Unless feeding them makes you horny.
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Sep 23, 2022 22:29
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Monaghan posted:Back in the mid 2000's I went to catholic high school. They didn't do absence per say but actually tried to get us to believe that the rythm method was the way to go. They're not wrong about typical condom use only having a ~83% success rate, but they completely ignored all other, more effective methods of contraception. Of course, being a giant nerd, abstinence-only sex ed was... redundant at best for me until university.
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Sep 23, 2022 22:44
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Can we keep Alberta and just get rid of all the Albertans? Edit: wrong thread but I'm leaving this be.
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