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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Probably not relevant to anyone else ITT, and not directly connected to the current conversation, but

Barry Foster posted:

Highly specific-case but in case this applies to anyone else in the UK (other than me):

I've just found out that if you live with an immunosuppressed person, you can book a seasonal booster, even if you're under-50, even if you yourself aren't immunosuppressed/clinically vulnerable

Otherwise we non-olds are basically poo poo out of luck (until cases go through the roof this autumn and the government panics, but I wouldn't trust the Truss government to spell 'covid', let alone know what to do about it)

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Not watched the Labour Files documentary yet but it's up on YouTube for those who are interested in spiking their blood pressure to unimaginable levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elp18OvnNV0

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Liz Truss looking to see if she can speedrun a civil uprising

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Lady Demelza posted:

It's still happening! It was renamed because even the creatives didn't want to be associated with a Festival of Brexit: https://unboxed2022.uk/
Turns out the renamed festival is also a scam.

https://twitter.com/julianknight15/status/1573009656217501696

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Barry Foster posted:

Probably not relevant to anyone else ITT, and not directly connected to the current conversation, but

One of my friends had a party on the weekend and literally everyone has been floored by covid. Not particularly gentle either, they all feel like total poo poo, shortness of breath, rashes, the works. I'm the only one who escaped, and that's probably only because I caught it a couple of months back and am still presumably swimming with antibodies.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

One of my friends had a party on the weekend and literally everyone has been floored by covid. Not particularly gentle either, they all feel like total poo poo, shortness of breath, rashes, the works. I'm the only one who escaped, and that's probably only because I caught it a couple of months back and am still presumably swimming with antibodies.

It's bad, and it's only going to get worse as time goes on for under-50s as antibodies wane, and the fact that the government has no plans to roll out the booster to everyone is deeply, deeply stupid

which, given the topic of the thread today, shouldn't come as a surprise

but still

maddening

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Scientastic posted:

The BBC just had some loving mouthpiece for the Institute for Economic Affairs, talking about supply side benefits to the tax cuts.

The IEA are amongst the most right wing fuckers to have ever drawn breath, they think everything should be privatised and that the invisible hand of the market should control everything.

Why the gently caress should anyone listen to anything they have to say, what a joke.

Not just the obvious reason. One of the reason you always see some oval office from then, Adam Smith Institute or Taxpayers Alliance is because they are so well funded by rich cunts who resent having to pay even a solitary penny in taxation they can afford to keep people on call whose job is to go on TV and spout their rotten ideology at a seconds notice. TV producers know that and love it because it means it makes their job of filling air time easier. Which means they they are the first name on the rolodex when you need someone now to sound authoritative.

It sucks rear end. Can only do it because these organisations are loaded with cash

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

If I remember rightly the main figures behind Taxpayers Alliance aren't domiciled in the UK and so pay no tax at all.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


namesake posted:

If I remember rightly the main figures behind Taxpayers Alliance aren't domiciled in the UK and so pay no tax at all.

The great joke is that we don't know unless the donors tell us because they don't have to declare their donors publicly. One of the least transparent think tanks in the country, alongside ASI & IEA. As well as Policy Exchange & Centre for Policy Studies. Weird that all the right wing thing tanks are as transparent as a brick.

Also I liked this line on their Wikipedia page: "When Nick Ferrari asked TPA's campaign manager Susie Squire whether she was "secretly Conservative", she rejected the accusation as "outrageous", saying the organisation was "totally independent".[16] In 2010, Squire became a special adviser to the Conservative Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Iain Duncan Smith, before going on to become head of press for the Conservative party. Squire subsequently worked as David Cameron's press secretary in 10 Downing Street" :thunk:

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

This budget reminds me of when Teresa May thought the Tory poll leads were so insurmountable that they could say they'd bring back fox hunting, except now the Tories are already 10 points behind in the polls. I can only assume they genuinely believe this will help the economy and not be a direct handout to the rich, despite direct historical evidence to the contrary. Who knew they genuinely believed anything!

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
They know that the games up, and that they'll be opposition for a decade after the next GE. The next couple of years will be about as much sabotage and looting as they can get away with.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Fair play to Truss. Less than 3 weeks in the job and she’s managed to tank the pound to the point where the government is going to have to intervene. Impressive really

deano
Sep 6, 2000

forkboy84 posted:

Not just the obvious reason. One of the reason you always see some oval office from then, Adam Smith Institute or Taxpayers Alliance is because they are so well funded by rich cunts who resent having to pay even a solitary penny in taxation they can afford to keep people on call whose job is to go on TV and spout their rotten ideology at a seconds notice. TV producers know that and love it because it means it makes their job of filling air time easier. Which means they they are the first name on the rolodex when you need someone now to sound authoritative.

It sucks rear end. Can only do it because these organisations are loaded with cash

was that not that oval office farages trick as well, always avail to go spout hate and bile on QT

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

forkboy84 posted:

The great joke
Man goes on BBC, says "Andrew, we pay far too much tax in this country, it's damaging the economy", Marr says "the great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight, he's registered non dom and pays no tax at all through loopholes, ask him how he does it." "But Andrew," the guest says, "I am Pagliacci." He gets invited on again next week, nobody learns anything, economy collapses, laughs, curtains.

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

If Keith can be Brown's man and not Blair's I might allow some hope in the future

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


As an opponent of the death penalty it fills me with no great joy to suggest the sentence of death be delivered to the tory party, for treason, defrauding the public and carpetbagging.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Given the number of tory MPs and rich people who seem incredibly pissed off about all of this I'm wondering if Liz Truss is trying to speed run collapsing the government.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

notaspy posted:

If Keith can be Brown's man and not Blair's I might allow some hope in the future

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
This budget, Christ.

Has there ever been a budget so evidently, I don’t know, “unequal to the moment” than this?

It has only taken three weeks for me to conclude that Truss and Kwarteng are going to be worse for this country than Johnson/Sunak, May/Hammond. (I’m not quite ready to say they will be worse than Cameron/Osborne, what with completely decimating local government, being the poster children for austerity, and that whole EU referendum thing.)

piano chimp
Feb 2, 2008

ye



a pipe smoking dog posted:

Given the number of tory MPs and rich people who seem incredibly pissed off about all of this I'm wondering if Liz Truss is trying to speed run collapsing the government.

My pet theory is that Truss is actually a sleeper accelerationist working from within cos I can't explain her behaviour any other way.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
MI5 monarchist sleeper agent leading Labour against a republican socialist sleeper agent leading Tories.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Boris Johnson was actively incompetentand rishi Sunak was at least disguising his handouts to companies in economic terms that could kind of make sense.

Kwasi and truss are literally paid stooges of multinational corporations who are actively hostile to the UK's status quo because they can't buy everything that isn't nailed down and sell it back to us.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

piano chimp posted:

My pet theory is that Truss is actually a sleeper accelerationist working from within cos I can't explain her behaviour any other way.

That's not tin foil hattery though? Reece-Mogg owes his money to his dad's investment in disaster capitalism in 1997 and she's clearly his puppet.

I say this as someone who actually knew Truss 20 years ago and the woman is something else when it comes to puppets, always was, trust me she was picked. Her brain is like a sponge absorbing all the words of the people around her and then spewing it all out when squeezed. Not an original thought in her life and she has the most terrifying internalised misogyny of anyone I have ever met and my dad has been a member of the Conservative party for 60 years.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Hell same. There are a number of people at our local co-op who are 'banned' after regularly bilking an entire basket, but most staff even if they see that person, they just go tell the manager and the manager calls the police who log it and then do gently caress all.

I think some of them at least rotate the shops they do it in, but there's one guy who literally lives in the flats above and does it every week.

This is probably an autism thing but I've always been jarred by the disparity between job interviews for retail where they always make it absolutely clear you're not to intervene at all, and the actual practice where the manager bollocks you if people start walking out with stuff on your shift. gently caress that poo poo, they can get a security guard if it bothers them that much.

Some 18 year old twat was boasting about chasing a shoplifter across the car park the other day, trying to impress the new girl disinterestedly stacking shelves next to him. Knob.

I don't personally care very much if people shoplift but the actual store staff get bollocked if they don't make a token effort and that means I usually get roped in as a big burly fucker to try and deter them from deciding they can just punch one of the wee old ladies on checkout and run off with it.

I feel like there is a better solution to all this but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


drat, if only people had enough money to spend on necessary items like food or drink and didnt have to put a social burden on shops, the police force and courts by shoplifting... Sadly there is no other way, the gold plating for the yaughts isn't going to pay for itself!

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Halisnacks posted:

This budget, Christ.

Has there ever been a budget so evidently, I don’t know, “unequal to the moment” than this?

Others have already made the (apt) comparison with the Barber Boom, which (when teamed with the Energy Crisis) delivered the inflation, lopsided income growth, weak pound and living cost rises that produced the economic mire and labour untest that led to the IMF loan, the Winter of Discontent and THE BINS.

I genuinely think this is (at least in part) salting the earth. The Tories know they're going to lose the next election and are now laying a minefield for their successors. They're daring Labour to commit to tax rises, big spending/borrowing, increased regulation, 'politics of envy' and so on. The state of our public services and infrastructure is already so dire that any government genuinely wanting to put things right would have to be extremely radical with its tax and spending plans - sorting out the NHS alone would need something approaching a war footing to achieve in a reasonable timeframe.

This budget may produce a burp of economic growth - short term, unsustainable and entirely concentrated in the top 1% of the country and the economy, but the Tories would be able to point to positive GDP figures which would evaporate just in time for the next government to be blamed for 'snuffing it out'. If the freeports/charter cities thing happens, you can bet that the contracts will mean that a government wanting to reverse them would have to pay Jardine Matheson £500 billion to 'de-privatise' South Devon or something like that.

Of course, the worst/most darkly comic timeline is that the Tories underestimate the venality of their voters, the desire of the British electorate to lick boot, the slavish devotion of the media to prop them up regardless and the effectiveness of their own voter suppression and win anyway. And/or they manage to underestimate the desire of a suceding Labour government to actually fix any of the damage they've done.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
As if things weren't bad enough

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

what's a moka? one of those stove top coffee things?

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Classic Kieth

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1573358398954938369

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is impressive that they just can't promise literally anything long term, like there is no overall intent, only situational focused group crap.

And what more could you ask for in a person given total control of the country than an apparent complete unwillingness or inability to make decisions on his own and being merely capable of slowly reacting to things that happen to him.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

kecske posted:

what's a moka? one of those stove top coffee things?

The Moka is a highly ritualized system of exchange in the Mount Hagen area, Papua New Guinea, that has become emblematic of the anthropological concepts of "gift economy" and of "Big man" political system. Moka are reciprocal gifts of pigs through which social status is achieved. Moka refers specifically to the increment in the size of the gift; giving more brings greater prestige to the giver. However, reciprocal gift giving was confused by early anthropologists with profit-seeking, as the lending and borrowing of money at interest.[1]

This gift exchange system was analyzed by anthropologist Marshall Sahlins as a means of distinguishing between the exchange principles of reciprocity and redistribution on the one hand, and the associated political principles of status and rank on the other. Sahlins used this example to contrast the regional political differences between the status-based "Big man" political system of Melanesia that engage in gift exchange, with the socially ranked "Chiefly" political systems of Polynesia associated with redistributive systems.[2]

Since making this comparison, the Moka system has been the subject of extensive debate on the nature of the gift, and of so-called "gift economies". It has become a staple of classroom discussion as a result of the ethnographic film Ongka's Big Moka, which documents one Moka cycle in the early 1970s.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

I knew the guitarist from Toploader. He said the singer was a dreadful tool

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

are you suggesting this was the formative pork market experience?

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
So, um, what does anyone actually do? The unions feel more militant than they have done for decades, and we’re still light years away from a general strike. Feels like it’s just going to be a case of ‘see where the chips have fallen after the riots’ at this point.

That said, if one thing’s for certain, it’s that things will move so fast this winter it’s going to make our heads spin, so anything could happen.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

piano chimp posted:

My pet theory is that Truss is actually a sleeper accelerationist working from within cos I can't explain her behaviour any other way.
She killed the Queen to test the worth of the UK, and found its people wanting.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
hello i'm liz truss and my first record was oinko's big wanko by david cameron

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
It's only a week since The Queue and 4 days since The Funeral but it feels like forever ago, something back in history. (I mean I know it is technically now history but like long ago history).

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

therattle posted:

As you probably haven't noticed, I haven't posted in here for a while.
Oh poo poo, I was actually wondering about you the other day. Mostly because I was trying to remember who your avatar was, but then realised you hadn't posted in a few threads.

I'm glad at least you took on some things from your time in the gulag of the mind. It's not pleasant looking at things from a left wing perspective, and a lot of people find it easier to just abandon thread and then complain elsewhere about us being mean. You at least had the distinction of holding your own and arguing your point well enough to get good replies.


OwlFancier posted:

I don't personally care very much if people shoplift but the actual store staff get bollocked if they don't make a token effort and that means I usually get roped in as a big burly fucker to try and deter them from deciding they can just punch one of the wee old ladies on checkout and run off with it.
If they tried to rope me in i'd be like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ZD3_ppcPE

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I worked with someone yesterday who went to see The Coffin.

Apparently she said she had a moment of realization as to why the gently caress did she pay for a ticket down to london to stand in line to see the loving dead queen when she's the one who's skint, but then apparently rationalized it as "it makes money"(???)

She's a bit mental.

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