Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

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Tarnop: Nov 25, 2013; Pull me out

Haifisch posted:

Imagine putting on a shirt to eat that

# ? Sep 22, 2022 18:46

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# ? May 27, 2024 00:35

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Hirayuki posted:

Here's mine, from an OG Japanese agar company:

4 g powdered agar
500 ml water
50 g sugar
1 T instant coffee granules

Place water and agar in a saucepan and heat, stirring constantly. Bring to a boil, then lower the heat and simmer for an additional 2 minutes, still stirring.

Stir in sugar until dissolved. Turn off the heat.

Stir in instant coffee granules until dissolved. Pour into a shallow pan and chill until firm.

Cut into cubes and serve.

Serves 5. 47 calories per serving.

Yea, the recipe I have is the same as this, but with fresh brewed coffee.

# ? Sep 22, 2022 19:13

Smoke: Mar 12, 2005; I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!; Gun Saliva

Brawnfire posted:

And from googling, it's themed around a Polish boxer? Interesting angle.

That name is on the other flavors as well. Picked up the UFO flavor today, which has cactus juice as part of it, and they also had Gangsta Cola and Raspberry Mania.

# ? Sep 22, 2022 19:45

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 00:52

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Absolutely would

# ? Sep 23, 2022 01:09

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Dixville posted:

When I saw the thumbnail I thought the hand was holding some monster-sized tonsil stones

# ? Sep 23, 2022 03:01

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Whooping Crabs posted:

When I saw the thumbnail I thought the hand was holding some monster-sized tonsil stones

Still less gross than ranch

# ? Sep 23, 2022 04:01

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

# ? Sep 23, 2022 20:46

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Antigravitas posted:

That's cum isn't it?

# ? Sep 23, 2022 21:06

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Sure that seems like a disgusting thing to do but I'm enraged by the fact that you can't get this flavour here!
Am I not a good enough consumerist whore for you, little candies?!

# ? Sep 23, 2022 21:06

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Fruit tic-tacs suck anyway, just stick with wintergreen as God intended.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 21:08

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Maybe they suck but I can't deal not having the option!
I demand more sucky snack foods!

# ? Sep 23, 2022 21:10

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Iron Crowned posted:

That's cum isn't it?

That, or Eierlik�r, which is a euphemism for cum, so�

# ? Sep 23, 2022 21:12

Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

Captain Hygiene posted:

Fruit tic-tacs suck anyway, just stick with wintergreen as God intended.

The orange ones are great :arghfist:

# ? Sep 23, 2022 21:13

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Orange tic-tacs are the poo poo.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 21:13

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

By popular demand posted:

Sure that seems like a disgusting thing to do but I'm enraged by the fact that you can't get this flavour here!
Am I not a good enough consumerist whore for you, little candies?!

i was gonna say that it's just another name for the Fruit Adventure flavor but it isn't!

quote:

cherry, passion fruit, lemon-lime and strawberry-mint flavor.

strawberry mint?!

there used to be cherry cola tic tacs that were great but they stopped making them. orange is the default tic tac flavor however.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 21:17

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

you can get Coca-Cola tic-tacs in a fridge shaped container in the winter

# ? Sep 23, 2022 21:19

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Grand Fromage posted:

Orange tic-tacs are the poo poo.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 21:38

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Orange tic-tacs have a particular artificial orange flavor that you get sometimes. I can identify it clearly by taste. I think it must be one of those genetic things like with cilantro where some people taste it as bitter and some don't; I remember being given an orange tic-tac at a young age and it was so incredibly disgusting that the moment is still vividly memorable even nearly thirty years later. Even though I like oranges and orange-flavored things, I am always cautious of orange-flavored candies; sometimes they have that bitter flavor, sometimes they seem to have different artificial/natural orange flavorings.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 22:56

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

DontMockMySmock posted:

Orange tic-tacs have a particular artificial orange flavor that you get sometimes. I can identify it clearly by taste. I think it must be one of those genetic things like with cilantro where some people taste it as bitter and some don't; I remember being given an orange tic-tac at a young age and it was so incredibly disgusting that the moment is still vividly memorable even nearly thirty years later. Even though I like oranges and orange-flavored things, I am always cautious of orange-flavored candies; sometimes they have that bitter flavor, sometimes they seem to have different artificial/natural orange flavorings.

I can taste that flavor just reading your post and I believe in the case of orange tic-tacos it�s a feature not a bug.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:01

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Maybe they pith in it

# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:03

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

tic-tacos

There's your nasty image for the day

# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:03

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Brawnfire posted:

There's your nasty image for the day

Lmao I didn�t even notice the auto-correct. I�mma leave it in though.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:32

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I once ate an entire box of orange tic tacs at once as a child (pulled the top off and poured them into my mouth) and I have never eaten them since. It has permanently rewired my brain into not recognizing them as food.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:59

Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

They will burn your mouth but it's what you signed up for.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 00:17

RoeCocoa: Oct 23, 2010

Scarodactyl posted:

It's two cups of coffee with 3tsp of sugar.
Also

Which one of you did this.

I went to CVS for my booster shot today and there was. A stack of pallets of Circus Peanuts. And because of this thread I bought a bag.

The SPANGLER stamp is visible on about half of them.
On opening the bag, the "banana" smell is overwhelming, but it dissipates quickly.
The taste is not especially banana compared to other nominally banana candies.
Actually I'm getting strong tutti frutti or bubblegum notes from this flavor.
I have had these before! I was at my grandparents' house, I was 3 or 4 years old, everyone except my grandpa and I thought they were absolutely disgusting.
The serving size is 4 pieces. Four is not enough, but eight is too many.
The texture is more nougat than marshmallow.
I might leave some out overnight to get properly stale.
I might buy these again one day.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 00:43

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Disappointed to hear that they're not tiny condensed banana flavor bombs

# ? Sep 24, 2022 00:45

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

What would happen if you stored tictacs in your pee hole?

# ? Sep 24, 2022 01:02

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

LifeSunDeath posted:

What would happen if you stored tictacs in your pee hole?

ever put your thumb over the end of a running water hose?

# ? Sep 24, 2022 01:11

hallo spacedog: Apr 3, 2007; this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

I thought of the thread today when we had these:

But it was actually not bad. Way better then the gross PB whiskey we had a while back.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 01:25

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/FaceJamPod/status/1572213787683340288

# ? Sep 24, 2022 02:28

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

hallo spacedog posted:

But it was actually not bad. Way better then the gross PB whiskey we had a while back.

Peanut butter whiskey needs to be chilled and served with a salted rim.

I am aware of how crazy this seems.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 05:30

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

By popular demand posted:

Sure that seems like a disgusting thing to do but I'm enraged by the fact that you can't get this flavour here!

Cum isn't available where you live?

# ? Sep 24, 2022 10:17

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Not fruit candy flavoured cum no.
What we need is to organize and demand it!

# ? Sep 24, 2022 10:26

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

# ? Sep 24, 2022 17:43

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Absolutely no seasoning and on the whitest of bread, it you please

# ? Sep 24, 2022 17:47

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Orange tic-tacs were what my parents gave me to practice with when I was learning to swallow pills, and I'm sure if someone gave me one now, my first instinct would still be to swallow it whole.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 18:32