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EvilJoven posted:Can we keep Alberta and just get rid of all the Albertans? Judging by recent posts their numbers are about to grow, not shrink, due to poor understanding of sex and contraception. 
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Sep 23, 2022 23:43
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Honestly, showing pictures of diseased junk sounds like it would probably be effective on teenagers.
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Sep 24, 2022 00:11
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Eh, I always found the STI scare tactics a bit unbelievable as a teen, just gently caress other virgin nerds and you're golden.
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Sep 24, 2022 00:28
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Wistful of Dollars posted:Honestly, showing pictures of diseased junk sounds like it would probably be effective on teenagers. That's what they did in my Saskatoon high school! I still remember pictures of infected parts they showed us. It was nasty as poo poo.
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Sep 24, 2022 02:20
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I just got asked by PayPal if I wanted to donate a dollar to Feed Nova Scotia. Is the East coast, uhh, doing okay?
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Sep 24, 2022 02:54
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They won't be in about 12 hours Maybe PayPal is just getting a head start on the relief effort
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Sep 24, 2022 02:57
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I can’t even remember anything about sex ed but I did skip a lot of classes in the first couple years of high school. A friend’s dad had a copy of “the joy of sex” that got passed around though!
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Sep 24, 2022 03:01
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:I just got asked by PayPal if I wanted to donate a dollar to Feed Nova Scotia. Is the East coast, uhh, doing okay? https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/canadian-hurricane-centre-fiona-briefing-1.6593160
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Sep 24, 2022 03:03
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kaom posted:
Vasler posted:That's what they did in my Saskatoon high school! I still remember pictures of infected parts they showed us. It was nasty as poo poo. Yeah I thought this was a near universal experience haha but maybe not. It was infamous in my school to the point that older kids would ask us if we had to see it yet. I wanna say it was grade 9? Whenever they started separating boys and girls gym classes.
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Sep 24, 2022 03:23
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Mr. Apollo posted:It’s been on the news for a few days. Legit the first time I have noticed the news outside of servicing jokes in weeks e: East coast storms are pretty rad. I had a hurricane blowing sand in my face once while I patrolled the beach, and it gave me the baby smoothest skin you could ever imagine on just one side of my face Winter storms can suck a duck tho. Losing power for 4 days sucks Cool Kids Club Soda fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Sep 24, 2022 |
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Sep 24, 2022 03:45
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Albino Squirrel posted:Of course, being a giant nerd, abstinence-only sex ed was... redundant at best for me until university. I had no idea about the higher level biology aspects of how reproduction works until recently. Maybe it's taught at like bio 11-12, which I dropped for being to hard, I'm not a teacher so I couldn't say exactly how in depth they go into it at those levels. I understand a lot more about when you can most likely get knocked up and when it's almost impossible to do so depending on where you in your cycle and all the other factors that can be in play. But to know that stuff, how it works, where you are, requires constant paying attention to a ton of poo poo and testing at it accurately and diligently and making records. So even though it might be a somewhat fib to tell teens you can get pregnant anytime, it's just the most practical, easy and ethical thing to do. Even just taking birth control at the same time daily is hard for them. So "wrap it up/or make sure he does or bad stuff is gonna happen, babies or STDs" is just a gently caress easier and more effective in the sex ed context.
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Sep 24, 2022 08:08
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All Canadians should learn about sex the tried and true way: scrambled porn channels, and reruns of Sunday Night Sex Show. EDIT: huh, thinking back none of my schools ever taught the rhythm method. Guzwar fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Sep 24, 2022 |
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Sep 24, 2022 13:43
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Just lol if your parents weren't pirating US satellite TV growing up
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Sep 24, 2022 13:46
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Just lol if your parents weren't pirating US satellite TV growing up Ah, that takes me back...
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Sep 24, 2022 14:09
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I learned everything from degrassi
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Sep 24, 2022 14:18
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for a hot minute I found tristan hopper's twitter hilarious. then I read his actual work and blocked him
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Sep 24, 2022 15:28
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Guzwar posted:EDIT: huh, thinking back none of my schools ever taught the rhythm method. Even in Alberta, in elementary school, they taught that it is a thing that exists but it is very unreliable from the point of view of not getting pregnant. Like, a one liner and moved on. Which is about what it's worth unless you're Catholic and have money for monthly testing to track cycles.
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Sep 24, 2022 19:23
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Guzwar posted:All Canadians should learn about sex the tried and true way: scrambled porn channels, and reruns of Sunday Night Sex Show. They used to air straight up softcore porn at 1AM on Friday nights on CityTV up until 2008. For like 30 years you could see boobs and dicks and vajayjays on broadcast level TV in Canada.
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Sep 24, 2022 23:50
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As a teen in the late 90s, it was incredible
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Sep 25, 2022 00:00
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Sunday Night Sex Show was a treasure though. Sue Johansen is a goddamn Canadian hero.
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Sep 25, 2022 00:02
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nine-gear crow posted:They used to air straight up softcore porn at 1AM on Friday nights on CityTV up until 2008. For like 30 years you could see boobs and dicks and vajayjays on broadcast level TV in Canada. At least they didn’t let me down like Ed the Sock did
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Sep 25, 2022 00:32
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nine-gear crow posted:They used to air straight up softcore porn at 1AM on Friday nights on CityTV up until 2008. For like 30 years you could see boobs and dicks and vajayjays on broadcast level TV in Canada. YTV used to air Ninja Scroll late at night, an anime about sexual assault and tearing off limbs/cutting people in half in fountains of blood. Canadian TV was so weird.
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Sep 25, 2022 00:52
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nine-gear crow posted:They used to air straight up softcore porn at 1AM on Friday nights on CityTV up until 2008. For like 30 years you could see boobs and dicks and vajayjays on broadcast level TV in Canada. Blue movie hour. I thought it started at 11 pm. Wonder why they got rid of it?
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Sep 25, 2022 01:04
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Madkal posted:Blue movie hour. I thought it started at 11 pm. Wonder why they got rid of it? Bleu Nuit was a rite of passage for Quebecers, and one of the main reasons many Anglophones learnt french through osmosis
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Sep 25, 2022 01:06
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Pleads posted:YTV used to air Ninja Scroll late at night, an anime about sexual assault and tearing off limbs/cutting people in half in fountains of blood. Teletoon, actually  Ninja Scroll was part of their late night weekend Anime movie/OVA set along with stuff like Macross Plus, Wings of Honneamise, and Patlabor 1 & 2. There was no rhyme or reasoning to its scheduling, they just threw them on whenever they had a spare couple of hours to fill on a Saturday night, so it was always a rare treat whenever you'd catch it. But yeah, I also have distinct memories of being 13 and watching Ninja Scroll for the first time and basically careening wildly from "Wow, this is incredibly violent" to "...and now it's a rape scene. Okay." YTV used to air the same stuff that Toonami did on Cartoon Network but nothing anywhere ever near as intense as Ninja Scroll. Ninja Scroll airing once on Teletoon, I can understand, but the fact that it was like a near yearly occurrence for over half a decade on broadcast TV is just loving wild.
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Sep 25, 2022 01:11
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Showcase would show a lot of softcore stuff on friday/saturday nights too iirc. It was also the first “prestige tv” I watched when they had Oz on.
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Sep 25, 2022 01:18
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nine-gear crow posted:Teletoon, actually  nine-gear crow posted:But yeah, I also have distinct memories of being 13 and watching Ninja Scroll for the first time and basically careening wildly from "Wow, this is incredibly violent" to "...and now it's a rape scene. Okay." Yeah this is why it has stuck with me for so long, absolute whiplash
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Sep 25, 2022 01:26
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The Teletoon anime anthologies were some of the best tv I ever got the chance to watch. It’s how I got into anime in the first place. YTV got me into Gundam too. I managed to time watching it so I could record every episode from 1 to 50 and avoid commercials by strategically pausing the tapes. I kept those tapes as treasure for years.
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Sep 25, 2022 01:26
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I can't believe Teletoon was corrupting children like that.
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Sep 25, 2022 01:28
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priznat posted:Showcase would show a lot of softcore stuff on friday/saturday nights too iirc. You're thinking of the mid 90s Showcase Review, hosted by famous artsy pervert, Racoons writer, and all around Canadian icon Chas Lawther. eta: and if you're too young to remember: imagine it's 10pm on a Friday night, there's no such thing as internet porn yet, and a tiny bald vaguely queer man is on channel 26, excitedly introing a movie that basically sounds the way they describe Rochelle, Rochelle on Seinfeld Franks Happy Place fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Sep 25, 2022 |
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Sep 25, 2022 01:52
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Franks Happy Place posted:You're thinking of the mid 90s Showcase Review, hosted by famous artsy pervert, Racoons writer, and all around Canadian icon Chas Lawther. Yah Review sounds familiar but I don’t recall a host. A lot of hbo garbage like red shoe diaries or whatever too!
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Sep 25, 2022 02:03
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Y'all talking about Teletoon like they didn't forget to get the broadcast rights for the 4th episode of Macross Plus. I was blueballed on that into adulthood. Gotta respect Bryan Cranston's hustle though, man wasn't afraid to put food on the table and was in some bangers
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Sep 25, 2022 03:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsITZ7MzzSQ
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Sep 25, 2022 04:21
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Y'all talking about Teletoon like they didn't forget to get the broadcast rights for the 4th episode of Macross Plus. I was blueballed on that into adulthood. Was that what happened? I distinctly remember seeing the last episode many many times. But that’s when I realized it was because I bought the VHS tape for it and it cost a relative fortune back then. The real blue balls was seeing all the anime OVAs in the previews for that tape. Back then it was all new and undiscovered territory for me. Now you can watch that stuff whenever you want for basically free. It’s kinda funny having access to everything I used to obsess over as a kid and not even bothering with it anymore.
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Sep 25, 2022 04:49
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stab posted:Bleu Nuit was a rite of passage for Quebecers, and one of the main reasons many Anglophones learnt french through osmosis
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Sep 25, 2022 05:03
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I don’t remember what channel it was (maybe FOX29?) but in the 80s after school I would watch Volton (both series), Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, and Robotech. I remember someone who lived in Buffalo telling me how much they appreciated the City TV Friday night movies. Mr. Apollo fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Sep 25, 2022 |
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Sep 25, 2022 05:14
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stab posted:Bleu Nuit was a rite of passage for Quebecers, and one of the main reasons many Anglophones learnt french through osmosis We in the Maritimes saluted Quebec late-night TV
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Sep 25, 2022 05:20
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priznat posted:Yah Review sounds familiar but I don’t recall a host. A lot of hbo garbage like red shoe diaries or whatever too! Red Shoe Diaries was amazing for us young high schoolers. You’d literally hear “Did you watch Red Shoe Diaries last night?” in the loving library. Thank you for all the tits and soft core porn, David Duchovny.
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Sep 25, 2022 06:01
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Kraftwerk posted:It’s kinda funny having access to everything I used to obsess over as a kid and not even bothering with it anymore. It's pretty wild to think yeah
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Sep 25, 2022 06:10
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All I remember (though this was a 00s thing) was flipping over to Space at around 11pm for some C-level mivue that was more interested in nudity and sex than whatever the actual plot was. One that stuck in my mind was about some video game programmer that gets hired by a company that is putting subliminal messages in all their products. I think he first notices them because they make him sleep with his assistant or something? Anyone else know what I'm babbling about?
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