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The Anime Liker posted:
and the rest, there is even a bit of charlie bronson in in there somewhere.
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Gorbachev's armour from Númenor is fancier
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ProperCoochie posted:luv 2 have access to the world's top trainers and even have million dollar megacorps pay for physical and stunt training, and then enter an open contest full of working class schlubs. yeah I'm sure it was a cakewalk, look at how casual and easy this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNt9oDkhCp4 dumbass lmao Toxic Mental fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Sep 23, 2022 |
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id kick his rear end
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 22:43 |
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Kingo Ligma posted:Yes, everyone knows there are only two options: boring as poo poo or dumb as gently caress, anything else at all is literally impossible. It’s not boring, hth
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:00 |
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It is boring, and it is occasionally boring in a good way, but most of the time the pacing is so dire it can only be the bad kind of boring
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:03 |
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Well, you're wrong. What do you have to say to that?
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:06 |
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oh so the scene in Sandman where a baby dies of SIDS made me start actually crying
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Collapsing Farts posted:Well, you're wrong. What do you have to say to that?
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Jon Irenicus posted:oh so the scene in Sandman where a baby dies of SIDS made me start actually crying The baby didn't actually die In fact, it wasn't even a real baby. Jeez
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Jon Irenicus posted:oh so the scene in Sandman where a baby dies of SIDS made me start actually crying The fact that it hasn't been renewed for a season 2 yet probably means it won't be.
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New Don't Hug Me Im Scared eps are out, the first one so far was a hoot.
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the sandman was a really hot emo twink and should hang dong and present buttocks in s2
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The Anime Liker posted:
I would not want to fight Bronson.
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The Anime Liker posted:
I'd get my dad Len K to beat him up
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:19 |
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But I would absolutely wrestle with him.
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Perfect Potato posted:I checked the /tv/ hate watch thread last night ???
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Collapsing Farts posted:the sandman was a really hot emo twink and should hang dong and present buttocks in s2
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:26 |
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Dream from sandman reminds me of nathan fielder dressed as a hot topic manager
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X JAKK posted:New Don't Hug Me Im Scared eps are out, the first one so far was a hoot. It's so loving good. How to even describe it to people to make them interested in watching it, but the DHMIS stuff is absolutely amazing, ugh.
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:35 |
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id fight tom hardy and then maybe get a beer with him after and just shoot the poo poo about how we are both big time hollywood actors. we would become very good friends and grow old together
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Collapsing Farts posted:the sandman was a really hot emo twink and should hang dong and present buttocks in s2
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:39 |
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id fight the sandman actor and then maybe get a beer with him after and just shoot the poo poo about how we are both big time hollywood actors. we would become very good friends and grow old together
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EvilBlackRailgun posted:Dream from sandman reminds me of nathan fielder dressed as a hot topic manager Lol
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https://youtu.be/-OThD15Gsog
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:50 |
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He won’t Because there will never be a s2 of sandman :-(
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:51 |
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I ALMOST FORGOT I TWAS FRIDAY hopefully i haven't shown these already and forgotten about it in my drunken stupor at 8 eastern on the discord 1, Knightmare it's a slasher movie, but the slasher is a apparently a ren fair enthusiast 2. Black Shampoo he's all of those things, and a drat good hair stylist too 3. Shira the Vampire Samurai what if blade, but an asian lady?
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# ? Sep 24, 2022 00:01 |
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Andor more like Blandor. You can legitimately skip the first two episodes and pick up the plot from context clues walking into the third, and lose nothing important.
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The fully plot summary for Don't Worry Darling isn't on wikipedia yet, but I'm reading a write-up of the ending, and holy poo poo is this loving awful. During a contentious dinner in celebration of Jack's (Harry Styles) promotion at work, Alice calls out Frank (Chris Pine) about what's really happening — only to be gaslighted. After the dinner fiasco, Alice reiterates to Jack that she loves and believes in him, but doesn't trust Frank or Victory. Jack reluctantly agrees to flee with her that evening but as they get into the car, it's revealed that he snitched on her and Victory's henchmen in red jumpsuits are coming to take Alice away. When we see Alice again, she's strapped to a seat undergoing shock therapy. Through fragments of memories and flashbacks, the audience learns that Alice and Jack are living in a simulation. In reality, Jack and Alice were a couple living in a crappy apartment trying to make ends meet. Alice was a surgeon who worked long shifts in the operating room while 29-year-old Jack, sporting glasses and facial hair, spent his time at home listening to Frank's preachings on YouTube about an ideal modern society. Jack, taking matters into his own hands, decides that he and Alice should join the Victory Project. He agrees to undergo a psychological evaluation as well as physical and medical changes — like a haircut and shock therapy to suppress their real memories — before they're put in the simulation. Jack gets to customize aspects of his simulation identity and chooses a British nationality for himself. By making the choice for Alice to live in this perfect simulation, Jack takes away her autonomy. After Alice confronts Jack for taking her choice and her life away from her in the real world, he argues that he saved her because she seemed miserable from constantly working. As their argument escalates, Jack tells her that he hates every minute of his Victory job (with audiences still unclear about what exactly his work entails), but he does so in order for Alice to live a happy life as a housewife. When Jack tries to hold onto Alice, she smashes a glass on his head, killing him. Bunny walks in to see Jack dead and explains to Alice that if a person dies here, they die in the real world, too. Bunny also reveals that she's always known about the true nature of the Victory Project. She willingly chose to be here because, in the real world, her children are dead. But here, they're alive and she gets to spend time with them. As Alice drives away in Jack's car to attempt another escape, she's pursued by the Victory men in red jumpsuits. Meanwhile, Frank gets real-time updates from the men who work for him and learns that Alice is headed toward the exit. He tells them that she can't be allowed to leave. Shelley (Gemma Chan), Frank's loyal and supportive wife, suddenly stabs Frank in the chest and twists the knife in. She calls him a "stupid, stupid man" and says, "it's my turn now." But the movie never unpacks Shelley's motive or game plan. When Alice finally reaches the exit door, she sees a vision of Jack hugging her and telling her "don't leave me." But she carries on and presses her hands to the mirrors with both hands. The film cuts to a brief montage of moments, including Bunny with her kids, Alice dancing, and the black-and-white scenes of the female dancers. Then, the screen goes black. A gasp from Alice is heard and the film ends with the title card.
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That seems way too complex and I couldn’t make it through that tbh That sucks because I was hoping for a good followup from Wilde because I loved Booksmart.
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tldr: They're in a simulation that her husband forced her into. The mystery job the men of the town work on is never revealed. If you die in the game, you die in real life. Movie ends with her waking up in a cut to black and title card.
Lister fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Sep 24, 2022 |
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Sounds like a lovely version of the insanely good Severance or something like that
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# ? Sep 24, 2022 01:38 |
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I dunno that sounds kinda neat, shame about the execution I guess
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does the LotR show follow bezos' list of 12 things iconic shows have?
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ColTim posted:does the LotR show follow bezos' list of 12 things iconic shows have? Yeah but incest wasn't on the list, so he got half the viewers for double the money lol
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ColTim posted:does the LotR show follow bezos' list of 12 things iconic shows have? I haven’t seen it but if it’s a list of the six married Valar and their spouses then no we haven’t seen one yet and I’m mad as hell
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Imagine being the engineer that writes code to kill people who die in simulations. Or maybe you're guy in meetings going like, "People who reach 0 hitpoints in the sim get their brains scrambled IRL we gotta, like, figure this little oopsie doodle out before we launch!" And the Monopoly guy in the corner is lighting his cigar with a Benji going "Naaaaaah." The next generation of TVs will cause you to go blind if you shut them off while you're watching it. It's fine it's all part of human progress.
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Sunk Dunk posted:lobster thot
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I got assigned the job of making the cyanide capsule that bursts in your mouth if you reach 0 hp in VR video games. It’s a tough job but I guess it pays the bills until I can finish my degree
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sure okay posted:Imagine being the engineer that writes code to kill people who die in simulations. It’s like the Therac-25 but on purpose!
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