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When you die in the game, you DON'T die in real life. edit: To escape the simulation you have to get killed in the game. Some guy really wants out so he volounteers for all the suicide missions but he's so good he keeps winning. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Sep 25, 2022 |
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Sep 24, 2022 11:01
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Drink-Mix Man posted:KFC |
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Sep 25, 2022 15:05
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what do you call tea that exists? Reali-tea (reality) |
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Sep 27, 2022 01:25
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Palagucci the clown inspiring a person to becoming a doctor through clowning, going to the retirement show of palagucci. One of the stagehands breaks their leg , and palagucci has to break face and ask the audience if anyone can help. Our hero stands up and proclaims " Palagucci ! I am a doctor" |
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Sep 27, 2022 11:53
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The Hello Machine posted:what do you call tea that exists? Reali-tea (reality) if you drink the tea you drink it for real |
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Sep 27, 2022 13:26
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Hobbit moonshine. |
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Sep 27, 2022 13:29
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Prurient Squid posted:Hobbit moonshine. Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a still! |
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Sep 27, 2022 15:12
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The Hobbit cop who doesn't know who the liquor baron is when everyone knows its Sam. edit: On second thoughts I can't believe that Hobbits would introduce prohibition. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Sep 27, 2022 |
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Sep 27, 2022 15:14
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A video game where you can re-enact famous battles through the medium of dance. |
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Sep 27, 2022 17:20
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The Hello Machine posted:what do you call tea that exists? Reali-tea (reality) why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? because proper tea is theft!
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Sep 27, 2022 18:04
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John Cleese cover of Clawfinger 's "Crazy". |
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Oct 1, 2022 13:42
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Clawfinger: Crazy, I'm going loving crazy (CRAZY) Crazy, I'm going loving crazy (CRAZY) Crazy, I'm going loving crazy (CRAZY) Crazy, I'm going loving crazy (CRAZY) Cleese finger: Silly, I'm walking rather silly (SILLY) Silly, I'm walking rather silly (SILLY) Silly, I'm walking rather silly (SILLY) Silly, I'm walking rather silly (SILLY) |
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Oct 1, 2022 13:42
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Extremely britishly: Vladimir Poo'in |
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Oct 3, 2022 07:11
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Karate Bastard posted:Extremely britishly: Vladimir Poo'in *holding the unread post to my head while appropriating Turkish culture* Liz Truss's foreign policy |
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Oct 3, 2022 14:33
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| a salt water fish tank but the salt in the water is instant ramen flavor packets | |
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Oct 3, 2022 23:08
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British bloke saying he treated the missus to a trip to the spa, but it's actually the SPAR convenience store at the motorway services. |
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Oct 5, 2022 21:03
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Alternatively, British bloke seeing the SPAR convenience store sign at the motorway services and enquiring within about the price for a massage, facial and pedicure. |
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Oct 5, 2022 21:05
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Rolling an unpopular class in an RPG group: DM: *Let's go on a quest!* Fighter: "You have my axe!" Ranger: "You have my bow!" Lawyer: "I may not be licensed in your area, shire, or badlands, but don't worry, I have bar associated colleagues who are! No gold, silver, or copper up front, if we don't complete this quest, you owe nothing!"
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Oct 6, 2022 08:09
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a dog from Indiana: Hoosier Good Boy |
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Oct 6, 2022 19:16
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Drink-Mix Man posted:a dog from Indiana: Hoosier Good Boy In the extremely unlikely event that not only do I for some reason move to Indiana, but also get a dog, I hope to remember this and name it that. Probably easier for someone who already lives there, or already intends on getting a dog then takes one for the team and moves there for a byob joke lol.
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Oct 7, 2022 07:51
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| "cool your jets, horton heat." | |
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Oct 7, 2022 15:35
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Christian fundamentalist screaming that "Yo Butt ain't made for that!!!" Jump cut to other christian fundamentalist carefully making the case that the perfect fit of the banana into the human hand, and our natural attraction to the banana, are clear signs that both man and banana were created by God, and that He wants us to eat it. Jump cut to an absolutely huge wiener sausage going into a man's ... How do I land this? |
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Oct 8, 2022 16:30
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The fit is, of course, perfect. |
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Oct 8, 2022 16:40
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Maybe it's something to do with the absolute length of the large intestine Standard adult male penis is holy insufficient I will not be correcting that voice transcription error Harold Fjord fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Oct 8, 2022 |
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Oct 8, 2022 16:49
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A post apocalypse where the data horders with back up power supplies are kings. A century passes The medieval hamlet gives up a certain share of their annual harvest to the data barons so they can stream porn or naruto or whatever into their huts after sundown. |
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Oct 8, 2022 19:03
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Prurient Squid posted:A post apocalypse where the data horders with back up power supplies are kings. More centuries pass, people start questioning why the holy anime is only permitted to be seen in sub form, when most people are illiterate. Somewhere, a man reinvents the recording device. A secret underground of fan dubs starts to proliferate. There is a brutal crackdown by the Senpai. People are tortured and burned at the stake, but what has begun cannot be undone. |
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Oct 8, 2022 19:23
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Finger Prince posted:More centuries pass, people start questioning why the holy anime is only permitted to be seen in sub form, when most people are illiterate. Somewhere, a man reinvents the recording device. A secret underground of fan dubs starts to proliferate. There is a brutal crackdown by the Senpai. People are tortured and burned at the stake, but what has begun cannot be undone. The Hentaissance |
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Oct 8, 2022 19:45
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Dub Scotus is buried in peat for sacriligously translating Horny Elf Gangbang III into the vernacular. |
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Oct 8, 2022 20:52
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A Riddler wannabe who wears red body paint and horns called Cluecifer. |
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Oct 9, 2022 21:33
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Prurient Squid posted:A Riddler wannabe who wears red body paint and horns called Cluecifer. Has he ever teamed up with The Clowner |
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Oct 10, 2022 01:12
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| joining the byob army. stopping off at the byob quatermaster for your issue of jay-rations | |
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Oct 10, 2022 06:28
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| getting disciplined for a clean piss test | |
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Oct 10, 2022 06:29
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| army health reels about the dangers of cotton mouth | |
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Oct 10, 2022 06:30
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I'm so tired of all this gendered marketing bullshit. What's the difference between lady pads and MANPADS anyway? |
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Oct 10, 2022 08:36
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm so tired of all this gendered marketing bullshit. What's the difference between lady pads and MANPADS anyway? The bit that absorbs the blue liquid is at the front instead of the middle. |
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Oct 10, 2022 10:13
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Coolostomy bags |
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Oct 10, 2022 19:55
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Finger Prince posted:The bit that absorbs the blue liquid is at the front instead of the middle.
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Oct 11, 2022 02:36
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A YouTube video where a music expert blind reacts to the 1999 Digimon opening theme and then cries uncontrolable tears of joy and declares it the greatest cultural product of all human civilisation. |
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Oct 11, 2022 22:59
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A Let's Play or CYOA thread where posters make all the decisions in the OP's life for them and lead them to success |
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