AFC East 2023: Next season is going to be a beautiful train wreck.

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TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

WalletBeef posted:

So the Miami Defense allows 8.7 yards per pass play and a 71% comp rate against opposing QBS.

Meanwhile, Josh is completing 73% of his passes at 8.7 yards per passing play at a rating of 120.

I just don't see how Miami is going to stop Buffalo and it's passing attack.

I mean it�s not a very big sample size. You basically have one game where they played well and one game where Lamar Jackson served them their lunch.

Not that I think the Dolphins can or will slow down Josh Allen but I don�t think those numbers mean much after 2 games. Hell they might be worse come Jets week but then start to become significantly better when they get to play Wilson, Trubs, Brisket, etc

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is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

WalletBeef posted:

So the Miami Defense allows 8.7 yards per pass play and a 71% comp rate against opposing QBS.

Meanwhile, Josh is completing 73% of his passes at 8.7 yards per passing play at a rating of 120.

I just don't see how Miami is going to stop Buffalo and it's passing attack.

The exciting thing is that maybe they don't have to.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 22:57

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

The game is also going to be played with a hurricane a couple days out and could be windy and rainy.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:01

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

We just have to hope to get turnovers and capitalize on them. We in no way can contain Allen yet.

Give it a year and maybe we can rock out that shiny Georgia LB we drafted who ran a 4.4 to spy him

# ? Sep 23, 2022 23:02

MalarkeyToboggan: Jan 4, 2015

With the Bills banged up secondary and Miami's less than stellar D, we might see a repeat of that KC-LA Monday night game from a few years back.

I predict 56-49 Bills.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 07:18

th3t00t: Aug 14, 2007; GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

# ? Sep 24, 2022 14:09

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

What in the fresh hell is this?

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1573477350871801857

Diva Cupcake fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Sep 24, 2022

# ? Sep 24, 2022 14:45

LightReaper: May 3, 2007

He just like me fr

# ? Sep 24, 2022 15:02

epic bacon: Sep 19, 2022

Diva Cupcake posted:

What in the fresh hell is this?

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1573477350871801857

okay this guy's starting to say crazy stuff

# ? Sep 24, 2022 15:10

WalletBeef: Jun 11, 2005

th3t00t posted:

We're best friends now.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 15:10

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

th3t00t posted:

I hope Christian Wilkins says some really mean things to Joshy.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 15:32

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

I hope Christian Wilkins and Josh Allen go out for milkshakes after the game.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 16:20

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Diva Cupcake posted:

What in the fresh hell is this?

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1573477350871801857

There is no way Saleh is a chud is there? Come on......

# ? Sep 24, 2022 16:21

LightReaper: May 3, 2007

Micah Hyde out for the season

Noooooooo

# ? Sep 24, 2022 16:29

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

mcmagic posted:

There is no way Saleh is a chud is there? Come on......

Nope. He probably called Woody if it wasn�t completely made up.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 16:29

LightReaper: May 3, 2007

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1573696116444614658?s=46&t=QfOGo5E7vLkJVkVBUiPMvA

The tweet ya never wanna see

# ? Sep 24, 2022 16:31

LightReaper: May 3, 2007

I�m deep in my feelings because Hyde has been so huge for our secondary and has been an anchor for the defence for the entirety of the McDermott era

Big opportunity for Jaquan Johnson to earn himself a nice pay day I guess

# ? Sep 24, 2022 16:33

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Fuuuuuuck.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 16:33

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Nope. He probably called Woody if it wasn�t completely made up.

I could see Joe Douglas taking his call.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 16:49

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Saleh and Trump talk weekly? Wow

# ? Sep 24, 2022 17:20

th3t00t: Aug 14, 2007; GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

LightReaper posted:

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1573696116444614658?s=46&t=QfOGo5E7vLkJVkVBUiPMvA

The tweet ya never wanna see

I got a bad feeling this is gonna turn into one of those, "If it wasn't for all the injuries" seasons.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 17:28

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

the poo poo poyer will do to get paid is unbelievable

# ? Sep 24, 2022 17:42

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

If everyone that�s currently questionable for Miami is out we�re missing several of our very best offensive and defensive players like Armstead, X, Davis at DT�

This is the injury bowl

# ? Sep 24, 2022 19:34

torgeaux: Dec 31, 2004; I serve...

Amy Pole Her posted:

If everyone that’s currently questionable for Miami is out we’re missing several of our very best offensive and defensive players like Armstead, X, Davis at DT…

This is the injury bowl

X says he's fine and playing. Davis, too. No word on Armistead.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 19:46

LightReaper: May 3, 2007

Amy Pole Her posted:

If everyone that�s currently questionable for Miami is out we�re missing several of our very best offensive and defensive players like Armstead, X, Davis at DT�

This is the injury bowl

I mean if you apply the same logic to us it gets horrific

https://twitter.com/buffalobillspr/status/1573386623219286016?s=46&t=p48Q3yuM6X-XCJidblPkDA

A total of eight starters it would be

# ? Sep 24, 2022 19:47

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

torgeaux posted:

X says he's fine and playing. Davis, too. No word on Armistead.

Armstead being silent is what caused me to panic and check the updates.

Davis and x being back is huge

# ? Sep 24, 2022 19:48

Pablo Bluth: Sep 7, 2007; I've made a huge mistake.

It's going to be a repeat of the 3-pass wind game narrative: Pats/Fish win, Bills Mafia say "But wind/injuries", everyone else bigs up the Pats/Fish as amazing, Bills come back and crush the Pats/Fish in the second game, then totally embarrass them in the play-offs. I was hoping for a 20-0 season but i can live with that instead.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 20:06

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

The Dolphins aren�t going to win.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 20:10

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Really sick of all these Dolfans ITT predicting a big win over the Bills tomorrow. I think this scrappy little Buffalo team might surprise you all.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 20:47

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LightReaper posted:

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1573696116444614658?s=46&t=QfOGo5E7vLkJVkVBUiPMvA

Ooof...

# ? Sep 24, 2022 21:15

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1573765151953649664?t=_OftHLfNZTuwtwaKuKObsA&s=19

# ? Sep 24, 2022 21:21

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Woo woo

# ? Sep 24, 2022 21:21

epic bacon: Sep 19, 2022

TheBizzness posted:

The Dolphins aren�t going to win.

this is actually wrong, in fact, the dolphins aer going to win

# ? Sep 24, 2022 22:14

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Impressive

https://twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1573771979458486272

# ? Sep 24, 2022 22:38

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Im rooting for a 52-52 Buffalo/Miami tie myself :getin:

# ? Sep 24, 2022 22:46

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Bellmaker posted:

Im rooting for a 52-52 Buffalo/Miami tie myself

I would love this but would die in the process

# ? Sep 24, 2022 23:13

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1573841288369258497

# ? Sep 25, 2022 02:14

Sheen Sheen: Nov 18, 2002

Bills might actually blitz tomorrow

# ? Sep 25, 2022 02:17

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Diva Cupcake posted:

Impressive

https://twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1573771979458486272

I thought Florida couldn't get any trashier but then a crop of snowbirds came in before they were old and ripe

# ? Sep 25, 2022 02:18

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Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

If the Bills defense has a decent showing tomorrow despite all this I might have to take back the bit about their scheme being corny as hell and McDermott falling dick first into the only circumstances that could make it look good in 2022

# ? Sep 25, 2022 02:21

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