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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I'm so used to the foragers in my life thoroughly explaining all the details to identify every mushroom they wish to cook for others, I wouldn't trust anyone who doesn't at this point. I'd refuse to eat those chucklefucks food too. Yeah, I think the bigger problem was being passive about it and giving a dumb non-confrontational excuse. "I'm bringing my own sealed food because I love ya, but you morons have showed you lack basic survival skills, and I can't be sure you won't feed me mayonnaise you left on a radiator or chicken sashimi," not "my tummy doesn't get rumbly until later"
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I'm just thinking that "tech analyst" means "reviews phones" and I can't really think of any other possible use for the term outside of like, a game of xcom.
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But yeah looking at that shanley person's twitter it's really clear they're just incredibly mentally ill and hopefully getting some treatment. It makes the funny tweets kinda sad.
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/isthtmus/status/1572735663338049537?t=4vDZT8aVVxIntpwYJlUwdg&s=19 lol has anyone ever tried making food? just like, regular food?
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I'm so used to the foragers in my life thoroughly explaining all the details to identify every mushroom they wish to cook for others, I wouldn't trust anyone who doesn't at this point. I'd refuse to eat those chucklefucks food too. Trying to get her to use a camera instead. It's a work in progress.
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My read on 'tech analyst' is that it's one of those completely arbitrarily-named roles in tech development that technically does have a codified list of responsibilities, but is mostly just named that so that it puts a more important label on something typically seen as low-rent. She's probably a tester focused on minimum system requirements or sonething.
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“Tech analyst” is a buzz term created by people in those positions to desperately make it sound like they contribute to something, similar to “forum moderator” or “tv repairman”
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Knormal posted:She's 35? drat I always got like early 20's common time for a mental illness to emerge vibes from her. I am not diagnosing anyone with anything, but a lot of serious mental illnesses have a typically later onset for women than for men.
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oldpainless posted:“Tech analyst” is a buzz term created by people in those positions to desperately make it sound like they contribute to something, similar to “forum moderator” or “tv repairman” Business consultant
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Business consultant Business consultant is cool though because you can charge 70k to tell a room full of adults “if you make your meetings shorter by 15 minutes then you can do 15 more minutes of work and thus increase productivity”
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Just sleepwalking into the Berlin Conference of 1884 and tripping and accidentally signing the treaty that divided up Africa for colonisation.
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I mean, if you haven't noticed it already the wealthy and entrenched in the US/UK over the last two years have really amped up the "You're a peasant; be grateful for the gruel" messages and trying to desperately walk back nearly a full century of lifestyle creep.
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That's just a variant on "let them eat cake"
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quote:“Would it not be better if they spent more money on wholesome things like oranges and wholemeal bread or if they even, like the writer of the letter to the New Statesman, saved on fuel and ate their carrots raw? Yes, it would, but the point is that no ordinary human being is ever going to do such a thing. The ordinary human being would sooner starve than live on brown bread and raw carrots. And the peculiar evil is this, that the less money you have, the less inclined you feel to spend it on wholesome food. A millionaire may enjoy breakfasting off orange juice and Ryvita biscuits; an unemployed man doesn't. Here the tendency of which I spoke at the end of the last chapter comes into play. When you are unemployed, which is to say when you are underfed, harassed, bored, and miserable, you don't want to eat dull wholesome food. You want something a little bit 'tasty'. There is always some cheaply pleasant thing to tempt you.” I challenge this person to eat nothing but oatmeal for all of their meals until they've consumed 1 kg of oatmeal.
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Voilà, enjoy your oat paste. 
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Nebrilos posted:I challenge this person to eat nothing but oatmeal for all of their meals until they've consumed 1 kg of oatmeal. These are brits, oatmeal is the peak culinary experience on that island
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My Spirit Otter posted:These are brits, oatmeal is the peak culinary experience on that island
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Unlike the indulgent American, the resourceful Briton makes use of every part of the animal so that nothing may go to waste.
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B33rChiller posted:Please. There's also Yorkshire pudding, and haggis. oatmeal is a major ingredient in haggis
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Oatmeal might be too spicy for that particular brit.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:oatmeal is a major ingredient in haggis
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:Voilà, enjoy your oat paste. I 100% know the venn diagram for the "THE LIBS WILL MAKE US EAT BUGS" and the "JUST BUY A BAG OF RICE AND EAT NOTHING BUT IT FOR SIX MONTHS, POORS" crowds is a pure circle
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Dumpmaster General posted:I 100% know the venn diagram for the "THE LIBS WILL MAKE US EAT BUGS" and the "JUST BUY A BAG OF RICE AND EAT NOTHING BUT IT FOR SIX MONTHS, POORS" crowds is a pure circle
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Dumpmaster General posted:I 100% know the venn diagram for the "THE LIBS WILL MAKE US EAT BUGS" and the "JUST BUY A BAG OF RICE AND EAT NOTHING BUT IT FOR SIX MONTHS, POORS" crowds is a pure circle I know someone who did that and he got really sick after a while. Turns out a human body needs to eat more than soggy grass to thrive.
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I know someone who did that and he got really sick after a while. Sounds like he lacks the entrepreneurial attitude that's needed to get ahead in today's society! We've got no room for work-shy shirkers like that!
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Love me some 190 calorie "meals".
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Knormal posted:She's 35? drat I always got like early 20's common time for a mental illness to emerge vibes from her. One of those faildaughter womanchildren who clearly never really managed to make any progression or real acknowledgement that it's not Obama's first term anymore, and she has no actual marketable skills beyond (I presume) rich parents and networking with other terminally online failchildren.
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B33rChiller posted:I didn't say oatmeal wasn't important. Just that there are a few different, organ meat filled ways to enjoy it in the uk Yep black pudding too, oatmeal was the base 'filler' for lots of 'peasant' foods. I was so revolted at the idea of black pudding as a child I never tried it until I was well into my 20s. loving delicious, all those years missing out.
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My Spirit Otter posted:These are brits, oatmeal is the peak culinary experience on that island can we not do this when the context is that the country is loving starving
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:"Poor people deserve nice things sometimes" produces an incredible amount of rage for such a bland sentence. A Pharaoh's Serpent of hate spewing out of the thought of a poor person having a beer, or getting to see the ocean.
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Vib Rib posted:And god forbid they own a phone. Papers still use the 'flat screen tv' line as a sign of wealth despite that being the only type of TV you've been able to buy for about 2 decades now.
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