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We're going to need you to sign in before visiting hours and we're going to have to scan you to make sure you aren't carrying any squeaky objects or sticks. Also try not to make eye contact. We have a lot of very bad boys in here.
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Sep 23, 2022 12:11
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- Adbot
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May 28, 2024 15:29
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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If a cat attempts to leave something for you, do not accept it.
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Sep 23, 2022 12:23
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- google THIS
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A new inmate drops the soap in the shower and gets his butt brutally sniffed
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Sep 23, 2022 13:13
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You ever heard of the green mile? It's the strip of grass outside they take is to to pee and poop.
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Sep 23, 2022 13:14
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- Finger Prince
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Walking past one of the cages, one dog just staring at me, air humping.
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Sep 23, 2022 15:47
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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no parole for this one....he's a nine-lifer
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Sep 24, 2022 02:10
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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no parole for this one....he's a nine-lifer
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Sep 24, 2022 02:53
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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saturday morning = fresh cold brew, yum yum yum
too bad you animals can't have any! [shelter guard cackles and slowly drinks the whole cup in front of them]
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Sep 24, 2022 16:40
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"That's Mittens. He's a serial biter. He'd stalk his victim and lay down in front of them, roll over on his back, and purr. Then when they tried to pet his tum he'd bite the poo poo out of them. Day after day he'd roll over and purr, roll over and purr, and then he'd strike. The judge gave him the maximum sentence."
"What was that?"
"Life without purr roll."
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Sep 25, 2022 00:22
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- idiotsavant
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"That's Mittens. He's a serial biter. He'd stalk his victim and lay down in front of them, roll over on his back, and purr. Then when they tried to pet his tum he'd bite the poo poo out of them. Day after day he'd roll over and purr, roll over and purr, and then he'd strike. The judge gave him the maximum sentence."
"What was that?"
"Life without purr roll."
get thee to a punnery
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Sep 25, 2022 00:46
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Studying for my paw degree in the prison library.
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Sep 25, 2022 03:13
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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"That's Mittens. He's a serial biter. He'd stalk his victim and lay down in front of them, roll over on his back, and purr. Then when they tried to pet his tum he'd bite the poo poo out of them. Day after day he'd roll over and purr, roll over and purr, and then he'd strike. The judge gave him the maximum sentence."
"What was that?"
"Life without purr roll."
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Sep 25, 2022 04:38
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Sep 25, 2022 04:45
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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the magnet boots from Face/Off except they're little dog booties
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Sep 28, 2022 02:42
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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turning the firehose squirty bottle on the rioters
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Sep 28, 2022 23:22
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turning the firehose squirty bottle on the rioters
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Sep 29, 2022 01:47
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Andy Dufresne crawled through that river of poo poo and came out clean on the other side.
Then he went back and rolled around in the poo poo.
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Sep 29, 2022 05:28
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May 28, 2024 15:29
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So, I'm a bloodhound. At least, I was in my old life. I'd like to be again on a limited basis.
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Sep 29, 2022 13:28
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