Welcome to the maximum security animal shelter

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Escape From Noise

We're going to need you to sign in before visiting hours and we're going to have to scan you to make sure you aren't carrying any squeaky objects or sticks. Also try not to make eye contact. We have a lot of very bad boys in here.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 12:11

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:24

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

If a cat attempts to leave something for you, do not accept it.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 12:23

google THIS

A new inmate drops the soap in the shower and gets his butt brutally sniffed

# ? Sep 23, 2022 13:13

Escape From Noise

You ever heard of the green mile? It's the strip of grass outside they take is to to pee and poop.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 13:14

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

"he says he can smell your snacks"

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Sep 23, 2022 13:50

Finger Prince

Walking past one of the cages, one dog just staring at me, air humping.

# ? Sep 23, 2022 15:47

xcheopis

ALL UNITS ON LOCKDOWN REPEAT ON LOCKDOWN UNTIL THE PROFESSOR IS APPREHENDED
APPROACH WITH CAUTION AND WITH TREATS AT THE READY

# ? Sep 23, 2022 16:17

sb hermit

Escape From Noise posted:

We have a lot of very bad boys in here.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 01:53

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

no parole for this one....he's a nine-lifer

# ? Sep 24, 2022 02:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

no parole for this one....he's a nine-lifer

# ? Sep 24, 2022 02:53

xcheopis

Buttchocks posted:

no parole for this one....he's a nine-lifer

# ? Sep 24, 2022 03:55

biosterous

saturday morning = fresh cold brew, yum yum yum

e: i thought this was wh&c oops lol

biosterous fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Sep 24, 2022

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he/him

# ? Sep 24, 2022 13:51

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

biosterous posted:

saturday morning = fresh cold brew, yum yum yum

too bad you animals can't have any! [shelter guard cackles and slowly drinks the whole cup in front of them]

# ? Sep 24, 2022 16:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

well well well, fresh meat
*drops a kong into a sock, begins to swing menacingly before whipping it really far and all the dogs chase*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 24, 2022 23:18

google THIS

"That's Mittens. He's a serial biter. He'd stalk his victim and lay down in front of them, roll over on his back, and purr. Then when they tried to pet his tum he'd bite the poo poo out of them. Day after day he'd roll over and purr, roll over and purr, and then he'd strike. The judge gave him the maximum sentence."

"What was that?"

"Life without purr roll."

# ? Sep 25, 2022 00:22

idiotsavant

google THIS posted:

"That's Mittens. He's a serial biter. He'd stalk his victim and lay down in front of them, roll over on his back, and purr. Then when they tried to pet his tum he'd bite the poo poo out of them. Day after day he'd roll over and purr, roll over and purr, and then he'd strike. The judge gave him the maximum sentence."

"What was that?"

"Life without purr roll."

get thee to a punnery

# ? Sep 25, 2022 00:46

xcheopis

google THIS posted:

"That's Mittens. He's a serial biter. He'd stalk his victim and lay down in front of them, roll over on his back, and purr. Then when they tried to pet his tum he'd bite the poo poo out of them. Day after day he'd roll over and purr, roll over and purr, and then he'd strike. The judge gave him the maximum sentence."

"What was that?"

"Life without purr roll."

# ? Sep 25, 2022 01:36

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Studying for my paw degree in the prison library.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:13

biosterous

google THIS posted:

"That's Mittens. He's a serial biter. He'd stalk his victim and lay down in front of them, roll over on his back, and purr. Then when they tried to pet his tum he'd bite the poo poo out of them. Day after day he'd roll over and purr, roll over and purr, and then he'd strike. The judge gave him the maximum sentence."

"What was that?"

"Life without purr roll."

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:47

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

google THIS posted:

"That's Mittens. He's a serial biter. He'd stalk his victim and lay down in front of them, roll over on his back, and purr. Then when they tried to pet his tum he'd bite the poo poo out of them. Day after day he'd roll over and purr, roll over and purr, and then he'd strike. The judge gave him the maximum sentence."

"What was that?"

"Life without purr roll."

# ? Sep 25, 2022 04:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

idiotsavant posted:

get thee to a punnery

# ? Sep 25, 2022 04:45

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

the magnet boots from Face/Off except they're little dog booties

# ? Sep 28, 2022 02:42

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"It BETTER be Bits! It BETTER be Bits!" they all shout in unison, clattering empty stainless steel food bowls against the bars.

It's always a bad idea to have general population consist of a bunch of bad boys...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvoBAeNhNZk

# ? Sep 28, 2022 18:22

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

turning the ~~firehose~~ squirty bottle on the rioters

# ? Sep 28, 2022 23:22

Escape From Noise

Drink-Mix Man posted:

turning the ~~firehose~~ squirty bottle on the rioters

# ? Sep 29, 2022 01:47

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Andy Dufresne crawled through that river of poo poo and came out clean on the other side.

Then he went back and rolled around in the poo poo.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 05:28

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:24

google THIS

So, I'm a bloodhound. At least, I was in my old life. I'd like to be again on a limited basis.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 13:28

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