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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Lamar Jackson is once again dragging the Ravens to victories just like he did his whole career, including in 2021. maybe pay the man

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:43

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 21:41

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Mystic Stylez posted:

Lamar Jackson is once again dragging the Ravens to victories just like he did his whole career, including in 2021. maybe pay the man

What's crazy is that he makes like one throw a game where you're like god man what were you THINKING. But he could do that once every single game and even lose games because of it occasionally, and still be an MVP candidate

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:45

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

https://twitter.com/Mark_Sanchez/status/1574132836830887936

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:47

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/defectormedia/status/1574137862454484993?s=46&t=Q9ZSz1dTcou09OuwhcWriQ

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:49

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Kawalimus posted:

One-time-only throwback to the open letters thread days:

I'm content to be the only TFF goon who prefers open letters over aftermath threads.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:50

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Wonder who the writer of this blurb cheers for

quote:

Carson Wentz completed 25-of-43 passes for 211 yards in the Commanders' 24-8 Week 3 loss to the Eagles, adding three rushes for 22 yards.

Wentz found himself in Week 3 after looking abnormally proficient in the season's first two games. He was sacked nine times against his former team and hit on nearly every drop back. Wentz appeared shaken up at least twice in the second half while his former teammates teed off on him.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:51

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Nodoze posted:

https://twitter.com/Mark_Sanchez/status/1574132836830887936

morestead only solidifying his HOF status

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:53

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Fate Accomplice posted:

I'm content to be the only TFF goon who prefers open letters over aftermath threads.

They were funny sometimes but really played out so I understand why they got rid of it. Still it's ok to throw back to it now and then

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:53

Paperback Writer: May 1, 2006

I just want the Raiders to get Bryce Young and fire McDaniels now

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:57

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

CAught the highlights of the Vikings/Lions game.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:58

A big flaming stink: Apr 26, 2010

Kawalimus posted:

Mac Jones our defensive MVP for sure.

I was thinking before I don't remember a Ravens defense that does nothing well like this one. Usually run D is at least good even if the rest of the D blows but this year not even that is good.

it reminds me of the, uh, '09?, defense that was all "bend don't break".

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:58

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

A big flaming stink posted:

it reminds me of the, uh, '09?, defense that was all "bend don't break".

We've had a few of those. Reed was kind of the backbone of those but maybe we can replicate it. We will need as many turnovers as we can get. And the offense has to keep rolling

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:00

A big flaming stink: Apr 26, 2010

Kawalimus posted:

We've had a few of those. Reed was kind of the backbone of those but maybe we can replicate it. We will need as many turnovers as we can get. And the offense has to keep rolling

i never really payed attention to football before 09, reed is really incomparable to someone like marlon, huh

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:04

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/StephenAmell/status/1574142179194200067

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:04

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Jones injury sucks because now he gets a mulligan instead of demonstrating that he's not the guy - and Patricia/Judge get a pass too. I think Jones' ceiling is probably like, Derek Carr, and as anyone with eyes and a brains knows that's not enough to win anything.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:05

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

Good teams are supposed to beat bad teams into hapless dogshit, so the final score of the Eagles game wasn't a big surprise. The extent to which they handed Carson Wentz his rear end was certainly a fun little bonus, though.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:05

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Also, lol @ Bills Mafia.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:08

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Rename the thread BUTT PUNT tia

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:18

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

A big flaming stink posted:

i never really payed attention to football before 09, reed is really incomparable to someone like marlon, huh

Pretty much, yeah

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:21

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I like that both the Buttfumble and the Buttpunt involves all four AFC East teams.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:26

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

It's Time To Talk About Jalen Hurts

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:28

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Jones injury sucks because now he gets a mulligan instead of demonstrating that he's not the guy - and Patricia/Judge get a pass too. I think Jones' ceiling is probably like, Derek Carr, and as anyone with eyes and a brains knows that's not enough to win anything.

I think any QB should get a mulligan if their offense runs through Patricia/Judge. Those two jackoffs are pure team cancers more than any player ever was. Utter poo poo.

As an old gently caress this team really feels like the pre-2001 Patriots. Insane coaching controversies that shouldn't exist, random unforced dumb poo poo on the field every week, B-tier QB gets hurt so someone much worse can replace them. It's like wrapping myself in a warm blanket and drinking Haxton's brand vodka.

All that's missing is the cocaine (so far.)

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:28

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Alaois posted:

It's Time To Talk About Jalen Hurts

Hurts ending up better than Tua and Jones would be pretty great.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:29

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Mega64 posted:

I like that both the Buttfumble and the Buttpunt involves all four AFC East teams.

Oh that is neat!

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:29

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Alaois posted:

It's Time To Talk About Jalen Hurts

He�s good OP

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:29

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Mega64 posted:

I like that both the Buttfumble and the Buttpunt involves all four AFC East teams.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:29

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Jones injury sucks because now he gets a mulligan instead of demonstrating that he's not the guy - and Patricia/Judge get a pass too. I think Jones' ceiling is probably like, Derek Carr, and as anyone with eyes and a brains knows that's not enough to win anything.

I think Mac Jones is fine if the offensive coaching wasn't two guys with maybe half a brain between them who have never coached offense. Stupid rear end Patricia hates Kendrick Bourne and won't use him, and they don't even do basic rear end poo poo like call play action. Can you imagine the Patriots of all teams not abusing things like screens and picks when it was a staple of their methodical marches down the field for the last 20 years..

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:32

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Mega64 posted:

I like that both the Buttfumble and the Buttpunt involves all four AFC East teams.

AFC East 2022: The rear end of the NFL

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:35

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

https://twitter.com/mitchgoldich/status/1574147064472240130

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:42

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I remember when he was getting talked about as a head coaching candidate.

Never, and I mean NEVER, hire a special teams coach as a head coach

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:46

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004

Mega64 posted:

I like that both the Buttfumble and the Buttpunt involves all four AFC East teams.

Neither one includes all four AFCE teams, tho.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:48

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

SalTheBard posted:

Couldn't agree more, what the gently caress

It�s as if they decide to use a game as a lab experiment to see what foolishness they can call and make work. I�ve seen Reid do this for 10 seasons now, and it�s extremely irritating.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:49