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Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The New Cursed Images Thread: uwu uwu uwu, that's the sound of the furlice

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Look, I'm usually pretty quick to change titles, but I really don't want to be reminded of thin-blue-line racist furry diaper thing. Sorry.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Yaldabaoth posted:



Looks like we solved the missing 411, they're all being abducted by the mole people.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/missing-persons-cave-maps/

The missing persons map has been edited. All those black dots aren't missing people, they're just caves. Only the colored lines are missing people.

And the original missing persons map was made by a Bigfoot hunter trying to track only people who went missing in national parks.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Nice racism :fuckoff:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Why is everything racism? I gather it as a joke that your crusty rear end dirty hands mixed with rice and eating with hands cleans them (from the licking of fingers)

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Humphreys posted:

Why is everything racism? I gather it as a joke that your crusty rear end dirty hands mixed with rice and eating with hands cleans them (from the licking of fingers)

Good job. That's what racists think so now that makes you one.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
here I fixed it:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
eating with your hands makes food taste better

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Humphreys posted:

Why is everything racism? I gather it as a joke that your crusty rear end dirty hands mixed with rice and eating with hands cleans them (from the licking of fingers)

I guess cause the hand goes from darker to black to then very white? Seems like someone just picked 3 stock photos without thinking about it. But one could argue that the instinct to view white hand as inherently cleaner is a racism. I’m not saying that, but I’m guessing that’s the logic?

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Biohazard posted:

I guess cause the hand goes from darker to black to then very white? Seems like someone just picked 3 stock photos without thinking about it. But one could argue that the instinct to view white hand as inherently cleaner is a racism. I’m not saying that, but I’m guessing that’s the logic?

I kind of took it to imply that cultures that traditionally eat with their hands are inherently unhygienic.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mister Speaker posted:

I loved Flight 714. The film sprocket overlay of certain panels was neat, I was big into the 'chariots of the gods' stuff when I was a kid, and 'Rastapopolous' is a downright hilarious name for a recurring villain.

It was my favorite when I was young. Still really like it and think it's a great send off, and arguably the funniest in the series. Don't really have a favorite any more, just favorite bits. Calculus the goat is an all-timer.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

cult_hero posted:

I kind of took it to imply that cultures that traditionally eat with their hands are inherently unhygienic.

The guy washed his hands/nails by wiping them in the rice, the implication being that someone would eat it

It's a gross-out image

That's really it

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Manager Hoyden posted:

The guy washed his hands/nails by wiping them in the rice, the implication being that someone would eat it

It's a gross-out image

That's really it

Funny I didn’t look that carefully at it, I thought it was popcorn lol. Ah well, it is the cursed images thread.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Humphreys posted:

Why is everything racism?

Europeans, mostly.

AndreTheGiantBoned
Oct 28, 2010

Humphreys posted:

Why is everything racism? I gather it as a joke that your crusty rear end dirty hands mixed with rice and eating with hands cleans them (from the licking of fingers)

White boys with too much time in their hands searching for racisms

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Humphreys posted:

Why is everything racism?

I think racism is contagious.

Like, you can be racism free and not give two shits about race, and then some racists come along and oppress you on account of some bullshit like you looking like a race, which they don't like, so suddenly you have to start caring about race, not because you care about race but because you don't like to be oppressed. And fair enough, who the gently caress likes to be oppressed?

And then that happens a lot, because you live in poo poo clown car country, so it gets on your nerves real bad, so now you start seeing racism everywhere, even in the few cases visible to you where there actually wasn't necessarily any.

So yes, people whining about racism is annoying, to me, a non-racist, but the actual racists and oppressors are worse, so I don't actually mind the whining much, cause goddamn.

The problem is that racism is dumb, for dumb people, and gently caress me do we have enough of those.

I'll have the big mac and a huge dew mega gulp please, hold the salad, cheetos on the side.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Well with this in particular I think if you rewind time a while there would be more people in the US going 'ah, only filthy savages eat with their fingers' instead of now where you go 'hmm that looks fun and tasty'.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I didn't see a racism at all. I just thought it was a bad joke about being able to wash your hands using rice.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Karate Bastard posted:

I think racism is contagious.

Like, you can be racism free and not give two shits about race, and then some racists come along and oppress you on account of some bullshit like you looking like a race, which they don't like, so suddenly you have to start caring about race, not because you care about race but because you don't like to be oppressed. And fair enough, who the gently caress likes to be oppressed?

And then that happens a lot, because you live in poo poo clown car country, so it gets on your nerves real bad, so now you start seeing racism everywhere, even in the few cases visible to you where there actually wasn't necessarily any.

So yes, people whining about racism is annoying, to me, a non-racist, but the actual racists and oppressors are worse, so I don't actually mind the whining much, cause goddamn.

The problem is that racism is dumb, for dumb people, and gently caress me do we have enough of those.

I'll have the big mac and a huge dew mega gulp please, hold the salad, cheetos on the side.

This kind of happened to me. I'm not oppressed but a bunch of white male supremacists attempting to kill congress made me realize how dangerous they've become.

Content:



These live action remakes have gone too far.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Waltzing Along posted:

I didn't see a racism at all. I just thought it was a bad joke about being able to wash your hands using rice.
It was either made incredibly quickly by someone who just thought of the hilarity of eating the filth on your hands via this method or very methodically by someone attempting to implant "black people are dirty" into the collective meme subconscious, as there is no other reason I can imagine for having a dirty white hand in the first image, a clean black hand in the second image, and a clean white hand in the third

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/komm_breakfast/status/1573865849198637057

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!



Wrap Neil Diamond in some copper wire and stick him through a magnet, because his corpse turning over is going to power the Earth.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

He's still alive. You're thinking of Dustin Diamond.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

I hope Fenway just combusts the moment this comes on.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

LifeSunDeath posted:

here I fixed it:


This is empowering. Thank you.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Whomst among us

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFBEm8EgyNw

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
Not sure where to put this, this seemed like the best thread since everything involving IS is cursed.

https://twitter.com/warty_dog/status/1573801096799309825

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
I scanned the qr code and it took me to some depressed teens livejournal

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Updating terrorism for the digital age.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Stolen joke but Sunni Microsystems

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




trapped mouse posted:

Not sure where to put this, this seemed like the best thread since everything involving IS is cursed.

https://twitter.com/warty_dog/status/1573801096799309825

the new logo depicts the location of a hidden shrine and a piece of the barbarian armor set

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



69

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
69420 inshallah

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

new lament configuration just dropped

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



levant configuration

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Taliban are trying to modernify a bit so they don't get their poo poo punched in again and have to go into hiding for 20 years

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Ghostlight posted:

levant configuration

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