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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/1573439585677463566?t=rvfhw6kxhfTt8wmR99tTKQ&s=19

Rudy now trying to go to jail to avoid having to work for Donnie anymore.

The Russian mob checks stopped coming, eh?

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
The Washington Post: Denver Riggleman unauthorized book upsets Jan. 6 committee members.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/09/25/ex-staffers-unauthorized-book-about-jan-6-committee-rankles-members/

Weird how these people keep trying to force a mistrial huh

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Tropical storm Ian update: things are looking ominous, and we’re running out of time for conditions to shift



If Ian hits near the centreline of forecast, with the strength and speed forecast, things will be very bad for Tampa. The east‐side eyewall would drive a powerful storm surge through the bay, linger, and drop a ton of rain.

We’re also getting spring tide this week.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/26/politics/us-warns-putin-nuclear-weapons-analysis/index.html

The National Security Advisor just made a public statement warning against the use of nuclear weapons by Russia. They're not supposed to do that. They're supposed to ignore Russia's bluffs. The only way this could be happening is if our foreign policy team has decided to wear their pants on their heads (not ruling that out) or they believe that there is a credible threat that Russia could deploy nukes. At least if it all goes down, I won't have to worry about surviving.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





A.o.D. posted:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/26/politics/us-warns-putin-nuclear-weapons-analysis/index.html

The National Security Advisor just made a public statement warning against the use of nuclear weapons by Russia. They're not supposed to do that. They're supposed to ignore Russia's bluffs. The only way this could be happening is if our foreign policy team has decided to wear their pants on their heads (not ruling that out) or they believe that there is a credible threat that Russia could deploy nukes. At least if it all goes down, I won't have to worry about surviving.

Once again I am offering asylum to gippers, priority will be given to those with cool dogs

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
drat, I only have cats.

Wonder Free
Jun 19, 2006

Throw some D's..

Platystemon posted:

Tropical storm Ian update: things are looking ominous, and we’re running out of time for conditions to shift



If Ian hits near the centreline of forecast, with the strength and speed forecast, things will be very bad for Tampa. The east‐side eyewall would drive a powerful storm surge through the bay, linger, and drop a ton of rain.

We’re also getting spring tide this week.

Yes I’m trying to convince my in-laws to evacuate from the beach in Indian Shores. The euro model has been calling it going into Tampa Bay for like a week now. GFS had it going into LA and then the panhandle. NHC was splitting the difference.

The risk with the east side raking up the coast is everyone getting to enjoy some onshore flow and storm surge with major hurricane force winds. That could be coastal flooding from Naples to the panhandle.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A.o.D. posted:

drat, I only have cats.

Well at least you're set for food

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Milo and POTUS posted:

Well at least you're set for food

I think you have that reversed.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Platystemon posted:

Tropical storm Ian update: things are looking ominous, and we’re running out of time for conditions to shift



If Ian hits near the centreline of forecast, with the strength and speed forecast, things will be very bad for Tampa. The east‐side eyewall would drive a powerful storm surge through the bay, linger, and drop a ton of rain.

We’re also getting spring tide this week.

Sorry, I can't give credence to this plot until I see where the holy sharpie says the storm track will go.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1574405838441254915?s=20&t=5KGj9sOt8QE25eqXLjM7-w

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

BREAKING NEWS

FAT BEAR WEEK BEGINS SOON

https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1574429627933671424

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The real most wonderful time of the year.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.


Hell YEAH!

I love FAT BEAR WEEK

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Marshal Prolapse posted:

I think you have that reversed.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I want a mariachi to compose competing corridos about each bears struggle story and super saian showdown

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Russia gave Snowden citizenship. :lol:

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Marshal Prolapse posted:

Russia gave Snowden citizenship. :lol:

So they're drafting him?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Yup, coming right up!

Fat Bear Jr: September 29th - 30th

Fat Bear Week: October 5th - October 11th

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

I want a mariachi to compose competing corridos about each bears struggle story and super saian showdown

I am so here for gordosocorridos.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Dum Cumpster posted:

So they're drafting him?

If you know somebody who knows somebody, there's always a way out. Plus, he's white, and the meatgrinder is still focused on ethnic minorities for now.

https://twitter.com/shanvav/status/1574448961406078979

Baconroll
Feb 6, 2009

Marshal Prolapse posted:

Russia gave Snowden citizenship. :lol:

Is he self-aware enough to realise he ain't gonna live long enough to worry about retirement ? He'll be falling out a window in Russia or dying in ADX Florence supermax (with or without optional special treatment in Gitmo first).

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

facialimpediment posted:

If you know somebody who knows somebody, there's always a way out. Plus, he's white, and the meatgrinder is still focused on ethnic minorities for now.

https://twitter.com/shanvav/status/1574448961406078979



Baconroll posted:

Is he self-aware enough to realise he ain't gonna live long enough to worry about retirement ? He'll be falling out a window in Russia or dying in ADX Florence supermax (with or without optional special treatment in Gitmo first).

Russia nor the US like loose ends.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

If you know somebody who knows somebody, there's always a way out. Plus, he's white, and the meatgrinder is still focused on ethnic minorities for now.

https://twitter.com/shanvav/status/1574448961406078979

His lawyer says? loving lmao

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I heartily encourage Snowden to perform his duty as a full citizen of the Russian Federation

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Yup, coming right up!

Fat Bear Jr: September 29th - 30th

Fat Bear Week: October 5th - October 11th

So soon! Haven't seen any of the bears this year but still rooting for Chunk with his gnarly scar! :black101:

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Tiny Timbs posted:

I heartily encourage Snowden to perform his duty as a full citizen of the Russian Federation

He does have that two months of military experience. That’s basically an NCO in Russian Land Forces.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Tiny Timbs posted:

I heartily encourage Snowden to perform his duty as a full citizen of the Russian Federation

It's a long con, he's been collecting for the US this whole time. Now, to go to Ukraine and be recovered!

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Wonder Free posted:

Yes I’m trying to convince my in-laws to evacuate from the beach in Indian Shores. The euro model has been calling it going into Tampa Bay for like a week now. GFS had it going into LA and then the panhandle. NHC was splitting the difference.

The risk with the east side raking up the coast is everyone getting to enjoy some onshore flow and storm surge with major hurricane force winds. That could be coastal flooding from Naples to the panhandle.

From someone I know, gas shortages as far west as Destin.

Wonder Free
Jun 19, 2006

Throw some D's..
Thanks. It’s probably just as bad to ride out a hurricane out of gas on the highway than staying put… unless you’re in a flood zone. Pinellas county is Donny mandatory evacuation for zones A-C so that’s bad. They’re going to Orlando tonight through Friday. Should be far enough to avoid the worst winds and flooding. They close the bridges to the barrier islands tomorrow night I think.

This is new I think and quite handy for convincing people to evacuate.
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/223342.shtml?inundation#contents

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Probably not going to be great if this is the east side of the state

https://twitter.com/coweddle/status/1574509661516087297

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
My folks live in a trailer retirement community halfway between Orlando and Tampa and I'm not having any luck convincing them to evac.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Yeesh Miami is gonna be underwater by the end of the decade isn't it?

In Fionanews, the majority of Central Nova Scotia is still without power (90k customers), with about 30% restored.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Well, if we ever need to, looks like we could nuke rocks!

https://twitter.com/SpaceflightNow/status/1574538703791443968

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RA8Tfa6Sck

quote:

The DART spacecraft, which is about the size of a vending machine, crashed into Dimorphos on Monday at 7:14 p.m. ET, flying head-on into the space rock at 14,000 miles per hour. It may take up to several weeks for NASA to confirm any changes to the space rock's trajectory, but the goal is to shorten the asteroid's nearly 12-hour orbit by several minutes.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Sep 27, 2022

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Pretty cool to watch live. They got everyone up to the very last frame.

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code
Missed a perfect opportunity to overlay the face of the moon from Trip to the Moon.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
I can't wait for the AI interpolated footage.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

MA-Horus posted:

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

With respect to the reference, no, Sir Stephen Hawking, PhD is.

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Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
And gently caress this rock in particular.

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