PYF Memes: You're laughing. De hors goes blubb and you're laughing.

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Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

# ? Sep 26, 2022 19:53

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 18:59

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Antigravitas posted:

# ? Sep 26, 2022 19:56

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

projecthalaxy posted:

1. Inventory Loss: Takeout orders come in non-returned packaging, with cutlery, napkins, etc, compared to a traditional customer's reusable flatware, silver, etc. This is a permanent loss to the restaurant's inventory and should be balanced with a 4-8% gratuity increase.

2. Loss of Revenue: When a takeout customer takes their order all at once, they deny the restaurant the chance to add impulse buys, a lovely dessert or amuse bouche suggested by the maitre'd, etc. to their ticket. Again, this represents a loss for the restaurant and must be compensated for.

Lol don't worry, all restaurants jacked up their prices over Covid 25%+ to compensate for this.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 19:57

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

kalel posted:

mods please namechange me to Bitch King

Pm me to confirm and I will do this

# ? Sep 26, 2022 19:58

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

sebmojo posted:

Pm me to confirm and I will do this

coward, what kind of mod confirms before they do requested name changes

These forums really have gone to the dogs.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:02

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

what if someone else gets in first with the pm, what then

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:07

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

If anyone else posts about tipping I will probe them unless I agree with their opinion so take that into account

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:22

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

My opinion on tipping is that I'm glad I don't live in the USA.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:24

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:25

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

tipping cows is immoral

e: motherfucker

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:25

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

To Insure Probations

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:26

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Tip is a GBS poster.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:27

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Kheldarn posted:

Where the hell is that full-length comic someone did of this

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:27

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Data Graham posted:

Where the hell is that full-length comic someone did of this

It'll be somewhere in the archives of DEATHBULGE
a really excellent webcomic

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:49

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Data Graham posted:

Where the hell is that full-length comic someone did of this

I had no idea that such a thing existed. Now I want to see it.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:56

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

was that infamous post about putting five dollars on the table and taking one off every time the server made a mistake from SA

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:08

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

The Anime Liker posted:

I wrote the scene of Sean Bean's wife pegging Pedro Pascal as they pooped themselves

I thought it was a rather tasteful mockery of what a gross creep GRRM is, but mods being mods they're still very upset at me for getting the pedo subreddits closed.

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# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:11

Golden Dragon: Apr 9, 2007; Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

Feels Villeneuve posted:

was that infamous post about putting five dollars on the table and taking one off every time the server made a mistake from SA

Snopes says it came from Facebook.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:12

Manager Hoyden: Mar 5, 2020

Golden Dragon posted:

Snopes says it came from Facebook.

It definitely didn't

I heard that one way before facebook existed

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:13

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

I mean it probably did appear on facebook as thats where fat horrid midwest dads (the source of the idea) tend to post

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:15

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Tree Bucket posted:

It'll be somewhere in the archives of DEATHBULGE
a really excellent webcomic

e: lmao I had forgotten about Boatse who is defeated by pants

DACK FAYDEN has a new favorite as of 21:25 on Sep 26, 2022

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:21

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Oh how the Hodor glistens...

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:29

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

DACK FAYDEN posted:

e: lmao I had forgotten about Boatse who is defeated by pants

lmbo at boatse

post the goatse hair guy comic next

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:32

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

missin the goddamn ring

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:33

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

bob dobbs is dead posted:

missin the goddamn ring

It coulda been a life preserver

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:35

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

drat i thought the guy who got baited into a meltdown by bust rodd of all people was normal

# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:58

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

did anyone say "just the tip" yet? if not then that.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 22:06

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

DACK FAYDEN posted:

e: lmao I had forgotten about Boatse who is defeated by pants

The coat hanger smile on Wardroab :3:

# ? Sep 26, 2022 22:13

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

DACK FAYDEN posted:

e: lmao I had forgotten about Boatse who is defeated by pants

Thank you for posting this. It was everything I hoped it would be, and more.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 22:35

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I like that the announcer was a bulgemon and had to be evolved, that was a nice touch

# ? Sep 26, 2022 23:17

hazardousmouse: Dec 17, 2010

bob dobbs is dead posted:

missin the goddamn ring

what are you talking about, look at it's "Forehead"

# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:26

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

ring has to be on finger or else the rectum would count as a ring

# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:31

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:48

Heroic Yoshimitsu: Jan 15, 2008

Oh oh oh, I missed YouTube ad chat. Is there an easy to get YouTube ads to stop on a smart tv?

# ? Sep 27, 2022 02:20

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

Oh oh oh, I missed YouTube ad chat. Is there an easy to get YouTube ads to stop on a smart tv?

VPN to Argentina (pick an address too) and get Premium for like $20/yr

# ? Sep 27, 2022 02:27

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

Oh oh oh, I missed YouTube ad chat. Is there an easy to get YouTube ads to stop on a smart tv?

Don't watch YouTube on your TV.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 02:29

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

Oh oh oh, I missed YouTube ad chat. Is there an easy to get YouTube ads to stop on a smart tv?

If's Android based, install SmartTube

# ? Sep 27, 2022 03:41

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Should probably be able to set up your TV or the router it connects to the internet through to use an ad blocking DNS, but this wouldn't be perfect.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 04:22

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

y'all remember that taco bell conversation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTwzM0_PjPw&t=81s

# ? Sep 27, 2022 04:24

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Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Feels Villeneuve posted:

was that infamous post about putting five dollars on the table and taking one off every time the server made a mistake from SA

It was a joke they did on an episode of Third Rock From The Sun, but I'm not certain if it may be older.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 04:31

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