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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

zoux posted:

Kirsten Synema has been acting like Joe Manchin but she used to be super progressive so everyone was mystified and trying to figure out if there was some constituency that she was appealing to, some something that would explain her behavior beyond sheer cussedness -that she was trying to moderate in a purple state perhaps - and now polling shows that all she did was piss everyone off.

https://twitter.com/Surgeon_General/status/1573017992304201729

Why is every Surgeon General an absolute freak

Same reason every mod is; takes a certain kind of person.

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Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Wasn't Clinton's Surgeon General pretty normal and only scandalously thought marijuana or masturbation was ok? I vaguely remember that even as a right wing idiot teenager I thought her scandal was dumb.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I thought koop was clinton's surgeon general. This is very unsettling

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

Gyges posted:

Wasn't Clinton's Surgeon General pretty normal and only scandalously thought marijuana or masturbation was ok? I vaguely remember that even as a right wing idiot teenager I thought her scandal was dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKnVtLUXZRc

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Milo and POTUS posted:

I thought koop was clinton's surgeon general. This is very unsettling

Koop was Reagan/Daddy Bush. Elders was Clinton.

What's weird is that those are the only two I know. One because he was the Amish looking guy who was on TV a lot, the other because she had the gaul to say maybe masturbation is normal.

Gyges fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Sep 23, 2022

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1573071536797646849?t=F9ZSG6t-6dwnGEzjfY0HJQ&s=19

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Gyges posted:

Koop was Reagan/Daddy Bush. Elders was Clinton.

What's weird is that those are the only two I know. One because he was the Amish looking guy who was on TV a lot, the other because she had the gaul to say maybe masturbation is normal.

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

What* is this?

*Who

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

droll posted:

What* is this?

*Who

Asterix the Gaul. Though the masturbation advice comes from another member of the tribe, Pullyadix.

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

Reveilled posted:

Asterix the Gaul. Though the masturbation advice comes from another member of the tribe, Pullyadix.

Really?*

*:thejoke:

droll fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Sep 23, 2022

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


droll posted:

Really?*

*:thejoke:

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

droll posted:

Really?*

*:thejoke:

Too subtle for me apparently :doh:

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Wistful of Dollars posted:

Same reason every mod is; takes a certain kind of person.

I would never just eat the cone.

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

Reveilled posted:

Too subtle for me apparently :doh:

I have your av as a sticker on my laptop fwiw

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Seems bad

https://twitter.com/NeilPHauer/status/1573300600099540992

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
https://twitter.com/tySoares3D/status/1570484655950024704

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/brenonade/status/1573473754453254145

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh my god I just figured out why he looks so weird. You know that thing where the upside down faces look right with the mouth inverted? He's got that going on

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




https://twitter.com/citizenfreepres/status/1573520229669347330?s=46&t=FLz-E8MTFJjcksuUCGVqbA

2 classics back to back.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Which one of these guys tasered himself in the balls and then had a heart attack?

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Even if you 1000% are right, and your compatriots were actually killed by the illegitimate forces of the Satanic Soros Illuminati that still wasn't murder on January 6th. Killed, slaughtered, slain, executed, or martyred, sure you can go with that on your ironic stophate website.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Brian Sicknick (a Capitol policeman): died from a stroke the day after being assaulted by Jan 6 insurrectionists

Roseanne Boyland: died of acute amphetamine intoxication

Ashli Babbitt: died from a gunshot wound to her left shoulder

Benjamin Phillips: died of hypertensive atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease

Kevin Greeson: died of hypertensive atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease

so one person who was shot after entering the capitol through a broken window after being warned not to do so, one who died during the insurrection due to a meth overdose, two who died of heart attacks, and a capitol policeman who was attacked by insurrectionists and died of a stroke the next day

Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Sep 24, 2022

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1573520229669347330?s=20&t=_YZag-BpELQvhDwgMMJ4vw

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Which one of these guys tasered himself in the balls and then had a heart attack?

I believe Keven Greeson is the tazer balls guy

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Professor Beetus posted:

I believe Keven Greeson is the tazer balls guy

Tazer balls is also my new name for the Tron suit guy

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1574403024927301632

There is the possibility that Sinema is just doing a six year long comedy bit

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/1574408661140705280

When you what?

zoux fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Sep 26, 2022

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/SocialistMMA/status/1574379998600957953

https://twitter.com/AllTheNoBakes/status/1574410316028563456

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

Scratch Monkey posted:



Benjamin Phillips: died of hypertensive atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease

Kevin Greeson: died of hypertensive atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease

so one person who was shot after entering the capitol through a broken window after being warned not to do so, one who died during the insurrection due to a meth overdose, two who died of heart attacks, and a capitol policeman who was attacked by insurrectionists and died of a stroke the next day

God drat, how out of shape those guys were?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



lollllll

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Zoeytrope/status/1573863552800411648

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/jenbrained/status/1574988311747100672

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

you gotta hand it to them; that's a pretty decent new logo.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

you gotta hand it to them
https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1575024062178373632

I don't understand why chiropracty is, uh, legal

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1575024062178373632

I don't understand why chiropracty is, uh, legal

Parents who take their infants to chiropractors and the chiropractors who adjust them should be charged with child abuse or even attempted murder given the danger to infants. I mean the whole field should be regulated out of existence but I don't see that happening any time soon.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Professor Beetus posted:

Parents who take their infants to chiropractors and the chiropractors who adjust them should be charged with child abuse or even attempted murder given the danger to infants. I mean the whole field should be regulated out of existence but I don't see that happening any time soon.

It’s quite infuriating in this moment of people baselessly being accused of abuse while not a peep when it comes to this.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1575134038934929408

I've always been kind of surprised that there hasn't been an anti-Halloween movement among the Republican party and instead conservative news treats it like a fun tradition rather than the dark celebration of Satan that evangelicals believe it is. Probably would give them less opportunity for this nonsense I guess.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

SeANMcBAY posted:

It’s quite infuriating in this moment of people baselessly being accused of abuse while not a peep when it comes to this.

Well those people aren't committing chiropracty on their kids so why would they project about it?

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

There needs to be a non-medical back cracking service where a guy will come up behind you and pick you up with that arm thing and so we can all enjoy the pleasure of a good back cracking without risking cervical vertebral damage or stroke. And then we can cancel chiropractors because people won't confuse those endorphins with actual treatment

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